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QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith Q: Whats the differrence between a Civet Cat and a Polecat? A: One is eaten, the other isn't! Civet cats I beleive are actually rodents, and the ones I've seen look more like a big fat ferret than a cat.
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QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie That is so horrible I can smell it clear over here in Newbrasskey Was watching a Hal Roach "Our Gang" comedy last light and I remembered one of the jokes... this ones just for you Miss La Mook. [:D] Miss Crabtree "Today I'll tell you all about my Vacation.." Stymie "Why, did you have a Polecat ?" (skunk) Miss Crabtree "Why no, why would I have a Polecat?" "Well, we had a Polecat under our house, and Boy, did we Vacate!" [:0]
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie That is so horrible I can smell it clear over here in Newbrasskey
QUOTE: Originally posted by espeefoamer [:)]Thought for the day:A pun is the lowest form of humus.It's an earthy joke that anyone can dig.[:D]
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QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith Q: Whats the differrence between a Civet Cat and a Polecat? A: One is eaten, the other isn't! Civet cats I beleive are actually rodents, and the ones I've seen look more like a big fat ferret than a cat. [:O] The Mookie is horrified! - Icky! -
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes I would say something about the accents up there. But then they might say something about the accents down here. [}:)] [;)] And beside, Kathi might decide to come down here and practice some new kicks on me. [;)] I certainly wouldn't want to be the cause of her hurting her knee again, so I won't say a word about the northern accents. [:)]
Being Crazy,keeps you from going "INSANE" !! "The light at the end of the tunnel,has been turned off due to budget cuts" NOT AFRAID A Vet., and PROUD OF IT!!
QUOTE: Originally posted by Kathi Kube QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes I would say something about the accents up there. But then they might say something about the accents down here. [}:)] [;)] And beside, Kathi might decide to come down here and practice some new kicks on me. [;)] I certainly wouldn't want to be the cause of her hurting her knee again, so I won't say a word about the northern accents. [:)] Now wait just a minute. We don't have accents here. Now Little Rock is another question altogether.
QUOTE: Originally posted by rrnut282 Jim Ha Ha Ha There, I feel better now. Did I just hear something?
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Time for the . . . . Finally Friday edition of the paper . . . . [:D] [;)] [:o)] Since I desire to see the sun rise today, today's humor is dedicated to NOONE, but everyone is allowed to read it and laugh. [:p] An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I pass gas all the time, Doctor Johnson, but it's soundless, and without odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've passed gas no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm passing gas just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie This is so bad I hesitate to post it! But my girlfriend didn't hesitate to send it to me! Cardiologist's Funeral: A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry! I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!" At that point, the proctologist fainted!
Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").
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QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Whyyyyyyy Kathiiiiiiii, I don't have an accenttttttttttttttt. [;)] Just ask John (Railpac, Jim T or some others), surely they will tell you I don'ttttttttttttttttttt. [:D] [;)]
QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman How does the snowplow driver get to work?
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