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Time for the . . . . Finally Friday edition of the paper . . . . [:D] [;)] [:o)] <br /> <br /> <br />Since I desire to see the sun rise today, today's humor is dedicated to NOONE, but everyone is allowed to read it and laugh. [:p] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />An old lady came into her doctor's office and <br />confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I pass gas all <br />the time, Doctor Johnson, but it's soundless, and <br />without odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've <br />passed gas no less than twenty times. What can I do?" <br /> <br />"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills <br />three times a day for seven days and come back and see <br />me in a week." <br /> <br />The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. <br />Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those <br />pills, but the problem is worse! I'm passing gas just <br />as much, and they're still soundless, but now <br />they smell terrible! What do you have to say for <br />yourself?" <br /> <br />"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. <br />"Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your <br />hearing." <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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