Would you believe..... (a little humor)

[cherokee woman]

Since no one has guessed what product Josephine the plumber touted, the answer is:

Comet Cleanser

[ironhorseman]

This Baptist preacher and this Methodist preacher were at a wedding. They were each offered a glass of wine. The Methodist preacher picked up the glass of wine and drank without hesitation. The Baptist preacher just stood there and glared at him. The Methodist stopped drinking and asked why he was staring. The Baptist said he’d just assume commit adultery. The Methodist then threw down his glass. The Baptist asked why he just did that. The Methodist replied “I didn’t know we had a choice!”

[Anonymous]

Jeff, go join Carl, Dan, and whoever else is sitting on Kev's couch over in the corner.

[CShaveRR]

Summing up the past few commercial moments that need responses:

I remember TV commercials touting the elegant glassware obtained from the House of Gulf.

"Try it, you'll like it" and "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" were both Alka-Seltzer commercials, back from the late 1960s and early 1970s. That was one of the best bunch of ads ever!

VW also had clever, understated ads back then, both on TV and in print.

[Anonymous]

For the Monday Madness edition of the Humor Thread Paper [8D] [:I] [:o)]


I am feeling like a dog this morning so I am just gonna make a few posts here from bed and get some more rest. You can check on me at:


http://www.departmentofmysteries.com/jhhtrainsplanes/lapdog.jpg

[Anonymous]

Zardoz - thanks for the formula!

Kevin - I thought you were talking about some steam loco (with a rather unusual wheel arrangement); oh well, OK, at first I thought nothing, just didn't have a clue...

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

<---------------------the big 8-0-0

I guess this post then is 0-5-0.

Have fun,

Oliver

[vsmith]

This one is just for Mookie...

A Cat Story... You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light,

turned the answering machine on the phone line,

covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs,

the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.

She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon.

"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says,

as they drive away. "Stupid thing was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a

coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from

scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat *** downstairs and threw her out into the

back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a tree...

[Anonymous]

Vic [:D]

LMAO [:D] [;)] [:D]

However, the Mooster might not find it as funny. You never know. [;)]

You might be joining the list of people on the couch in the corner of Kev house or doghouse. I am not sure where the couch is at the moment. It depends on "if" he sent ME the rat pic or not.

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

Jeff, go join Carl, Dan, and whoever else is sitting on Kev's couch over in the corner.

Gettin a little crowded on the couch here......and Kev...how bout some beer and pretzels we're gettin kinda hungry.

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

For the Monday Madness edition of the Humor Thread Paper [8D] [:I] [:o)]


I am feeling like a dog this morning so I am just gonna make a few posts here from bed and get some more rest. You can check on me at:


http://www.departmentofmysteries.com/jhhtrainsplanes/lapdog.jpg

You poor baby - I am so sorry you feel like a dog - but at least you are a pretty dog!

(How did you get her to sit still for that one?)

This is one of your better funny postings!

Mookie

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

This one is just for Mookie...

A Cat Story... You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light,

turned the answering machine on the phone line,

covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs,

the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.

She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon.

"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says,

as they drive away. "Stupid thing was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a

coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from

scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat *** downstairs and threw her out into the

back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a tree...

This was funny - It will even make the real Mookie smile when I explain it to her....

[cherokee woman]

Carl, I don't remember "Try it, you'll like it" being an Alka Seltzer commercial. I do remember a version, "let Mikey try it: he'll eat anything!" from Life cereal commercials.
[X-)]I guess I was blindfolded during that time, many moons ago.

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman

Carl, I don't remember "Try it, you'll like it" being an Alka Seltzer commercial. I do remember a version, "let Mikey try it: he'll eat anything!" from Life cereal commercials.
[X-)]I guess I was blindfolded during that time, many moons ago.

. . . . . so I tried it, and thought I was gonna die. [;)]

Does that help any. [?] [}:)] [:p] [8D]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

For the Monday Madness edition of the Humor Thread Paper [8D] [:I] [:o)]


I am feeling like a dog this morning so I am just gonna make a few posts here from bed and get some more rest. You can check on me at:


http://www.departmentofmysteries.com/jhhtrainsplanes/lapdog.jpg

You poor baby - I am so sorry you feel like a dog - but at least you are a pretty dog!

(How did you get her to sit still for that one?)

This is one of your better funny postings!

Mookie

That isn't Duchess Von Levy. If it were the laptop would be in 25 pieces and the pillow would be nothing but feathers. I can't keep pillows with Duchess around. When I go to work they dissappear. So they come off the bed until I get home from work now. She is getting a little better but I am loosing patience with her. She will be 2 this June. She darn well better grow out of it soon. [V]

[Mookie]

She wants "her man" to stay home with her! She gets bored, so I think a good paying job would be the ideal course - for her.....Maybe UPS driver - they run a lot.

[ironhorseman]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

Jeff, go join Carl, Dan, and whoever else is sitting on Kev's couch over in the corner.

[?]

[:p]

[Mikeygaw]

Kung Fu Kitties!



little help?

[locomutt]

[:D] A little more on the older commercials: TEXICO
had another brand of gas,and used a symbol for it
other than the STAR[:-^]

Anybody know what it is[?] & The symbol used[swg]
tree68 you "should" know this one[:D]

[Kathi Kube]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Mikeygaw

Kung Fu Kitties!

Oh, I LIKE the Kung Fu Kitties!!! Jab! Punch! Roundhouse kick!! Sweeeeeeeeet.

I remember most (but not all) these commercials. But here's one that goes way back in my memory.

"Grab a bucket and mop..." What was advertised is still around, but no one there looks like those scrawny young men dancing with their mops anymore. Any takers?

kathi

[CShaveRR]

Re: Texaco...

I know! I know!

(Think about Ed Wynn)
Now that's really going back!

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Kathi Kube

QUOTE: Originally posted by Mikeygaw

Kung Fu Kitties!

Oh, I LIKE the Kung Fu Kitties!!! Jab! Punch! Roundhouse kick!! Sweeeeeeeeet.

I remember most (but not all) these commercials. But here's one that goes way back in my memory.

"Grab a bucket and mop..." What was advertised is still around, but no one there looks like those scrawny young men dancing with their mops anymore. Any takers?

kathi

From the 70's....."..and all the kitties were kung fu fighting......"

[locomutt]

Bye the way: WHAT HAPPENED TO PAGE 34[?]
Did some one foget to hit the TAB key[?]

[cherokee woman]

No darlin, someone HIT the tab key and forgot to release it!!

[locomutt]

[:-^][swg]Well how bout that[?][:D]

I'll be darned "DUELING COMPUTERS"[:P]

[locomutt]

Hey everyone out there, can someone come up with a smiley for OUTTOLUNCH[?]

That could be used several ways for several different meanings i.e. don't want to hear from anyone, or just gone to lunch, or just gone fishin'.

That's something like being 7 cans shy of a six pack.[:o)]

[Anonymous]

Lets see does this work?

maybe you all just arent funny?

[Anonymous]

P34 works for me too!!

maybe it hates AOL! that could be a reason..

[locomutt]

[%-)]
Kathi I'grasping for straws on your's,but would that be from
an old McDonalds commercial[?]

Carl, If you know the answer, spill it and lets see if you get
the prize[(-D] (which at nuttin' but an ATTABOY[swg])

[Anonymous]

Does it still work?

I'll be danged!

[CShaveRR]

QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt
Did some one foget to hit the TAB key[?]

I'm afraid if you hit the TAB key nowadays, you might get Diet Coke!

(Try not to think about it too hard!)