QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes This link is not for the faint of heart. [}:)] I include it because it is very different than what we would do here. Here we pay to get rid of these, THERE they feed them. I won't tell you what I did with the last one I found outside. [:p] http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/dailypic.php3 This is not much of a joke of the day tho.
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon After downing a couple of cat pills.. I took a look at the current topics on the first page of the forum and here's what I come up with........ Nuclear powered locomotives? My vacation, to mars by rail Hello To Everyone! FREE BEER AND PIZZA! Mark W Hemphill's last paragraph... strange happenings in the southwest propane tanks on the side of the tracks, Why didn't they just melt the snow?
QUOTE: Originally posted by Oliver Trzok QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes This link is not for the faint of heart. [}:)] I include it because it is very different than what we would do here. Here we pay to get rid of these, THERE they feed them. I won't tell you what I did with the last one I found outside. [:p] http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/dailypic.php3 This is not much of a joke of the day tho. [sigh] Please, please, be so kind & tell me what was the joke of the day that day, by clicking at the link I only get today's pic and joke. Thanks, Oliver
QUOTE: Originally posted by techguy57 For our friend from Alaska[:p]: Tom had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month; otherwise it was total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and there stood a huge, bearded man. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road... Having a party Friday night... Thought you might like to come...About 5:00..." "Great," said Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars was leaving, he stopped and said, "Gotta warn ya...There's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," said Tom. "after 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of em." Again, as he started to leave, Lars stopped and said, "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too! ." Tom said, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Lars turned from the door, saying "More'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's really not a problem," said Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" Lars stopped in the door again and said,"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us." Mike
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QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes QUOTE: Originally posted by Oliver Trzok QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes This link is not for the faint of heart. [}:)] I include it because it is very different than what we would do here. Here we pay to get rid of these, THERE they feed them. I won't tell you what I did with the last one I found outside. [:p] http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/dailypic.php3 This is not much of a joke of the day tho. [sigh] Please, please, be so kind & tell me what was the joke of the day that day, by clicking at the link I only get today's pic and joke. Thanks, Oliver The picture changes every day. The pic from this one day was from India. It showed an elderly lady pouring milk into a large but shallow bowl on the floor. There were many mice/rats drinking from the bowl and were not brother by her being there. The pic the next day was a small child (in Thailand I think) setting in a large tube bathing. He was accompanied by a Boa that was many, many times his size. The child held the snake's head in the tube with him and was "washing" the head of the snake. I try to post the link for this pic but was unable to. It always went back to the pic of the mice/rats. There is probally a way to check on past pics. Just go to the site and investigate. They show some strange pics.
QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman awwww there so Cute I could use some brownie points, So i'm goinna send them to you-know-who..
QUOTE: Originally posted by Oliver Trzok QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes QUOTE: Originally posted by Oliver Trzok QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes This link is not for the faint of heart. [}:)] I include it because it is very different than what we would do here. Here we pay to get rid of these, THERE they feed them. I won't tell you what I did with the last one I found outside. [:p] http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/dailypic.php3 This is not much of a joke of the day tho. [sigh] Please, please, be so kind & tell me what was the joke of the day that day, by clicking at the link I only get today's pic and joke. Thanks, Oliver The picture changes every day. The pic from this one day was from India. It showed an elderly lady pouring milk into a large but shallow bowl on the floor. There were many mice/rats drinking from the bowl and were not brother by her being there. The pic the next day was a small child (in Thailand I think) setting in a large tube bathing. He was accompanied by a Boa that was many, many times his size. The child held the snake's head in the tube with him and was "washing" the head of the snake. I try to post the link for this pic but was unable to. It always went back to the pic of the mice/rats. There is probally a way to check on past pics. Just go to the site and investigate. They show some strange pics. Thanks, Jim! Your comments made me wonder, I just had to know who's feeding who and who's getting rid of what. Now I think I've seen something very similar, it was a temple where they sort of worship rats [:O]. Holy rat! And about putting a baby in a tub together with a big Boa - [X-)]. I forgot to tell yesterday that the joke (not the picture) of the day was railroad-related, about railroad track gauge (I think that it was actually the joke of the day before yesterday because later during the day it was changed, and there's 6-8 hours' time difference between Croatia and the U.S.). If you don't figure out the way to get to it, let me know, I try to tell it to you in my words [:I] Thanks again! Oliver.
QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith Subject: work VS prison IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
QUOTE: IN PRISON You get three meals a day (free). AT WORK You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
QUOTE: IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
QUOTE: IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORK You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
QUOTE: IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
QUOTE: IN PRISON You get your own toilet. AT WORK You have to share.
QUOTE: IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK You can not even speak to your family and friends.
QUOTE: IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
QUOTE: IN PRISON You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
QUOTE: Humm? Which Sounds Better?
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QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman True, but I am firm Believer Deep down, That it will eventually cause relationship problems, maybe not immediate, but it makes a solid base and perhaps in the actual Relationship problem itself, won't be so present, but it just adds up like a glass bottle pyramid, until it all falls.. which bottles were the playboy magazine.. there all the same colour bottles, in the ned, it won';t be so much the individual problems that cause a relationship to crumble, it'll be one giant one. A agree with you, and wrote, 3D woemn shouldn't be so worried about 2D women. But some girls don't like it, My girlfriend is a right winged conservative person. She doens't like things like that besides, with FHM, your more likely to get your GF to try and top the pictures that she sees in that magazine!
QUOTE: Originally posted by CShaveRR Yes, I remember that old slogan about things going better with Coke. Another old joke, based on another old Coke slogan: Q. What did the elephant say when it sat on a Coke bottle? A. Zing! What a feeling!
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie QUOTE: Originally posted by CShaveRR Yes, I remember that old slogan about things going better with Coke. Another old joke, based on another old Coke slogan: Q. What did the elephant say when it sat on a Coke bottle? A. Zing! What a feeling! Carl - go stand in the corner with Dan! [:(]
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