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I have to Write this somewhere... I've taken up writing Editorials. This one of mine appeared in the local paper, and I will try to type it up the best I can to recreate it, Its humor based on seriousness. Perfect for this thread, and it has absolutely nothing to do with Trains, so If your the kind of person who believes everything on this site must pertain to Trains, close your eyes, block your hears and start saying LA la la la la ***************************************** The difference between a Socially Acceptable magazine, and a not Socially acceptable magazine. Overated: Playboy. I was in a Store, not that many weeks ago, When the person in front of me was about to purchase a Playboy. He looked about 18 or 19, My best guess he didn't have a Girlfriend. I already had time to discuss in my head what would happen if i were to do the same, Death by decapitation, .. An eternity in the dog house.. And i mena, i would never be on ym way out. So i had time to chuckel at my thoughts, and roll my eyes, when apparently, my first guess couldn't have been more wrong. Here comes his Girlfriend cutting in front of everyone, unstoppable like a runnaway freight train, Well I saw the look in this guys eyes, he had th4e same look a cow does when it looks at an oncomming train. I was already internally laughing my head off, trying to keep my outside as poker face as humanly possible. Sure they argued and squabled, he didn't buy the magaizne, and they took the argument outside, I could almsot see myself yelling, Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! I paid for my two literes of orange Juice, and walked past them outside, they were pointing fingers, and swearing and carrying on.. I couldn't help but laugh, all this porblems, over a magazine? don't get me wrong, this magazine was going to have a serious imapc on their relationship, The argument that was happening now was jsut the tip od the ice berg, and their future Realtionship was probobly going to be the very shacky, and she probobly was never going to ever trust him again. ALL that foir a magazine, seems hardly worth it to me. But there is a flip side of the Coin. Under rated: FHM. For those fo yuo who aren't au-courrant with various magazines, there are YM for girs, that subliminaly spells out 6-6-6 on the cover, except males can't see it. For the male side there is a magaizene called FHM. The best thing about thsi magazine is that it is Parent, or Even Girlfriend approved, unless shes living back in the Wendell McFall days, (civil war time). The good thing about this magazine, is that it doesn't only picture women in small outfits, (its worse just about on every singlepublic beach, or Hooters) it has Gadgets and how to build things. I built my own Radio using a quaker oatmeal box, And i also from that magazine found out that Wal-mart had the best price for the digital Camera I bought. I saved 20 bucks, As i wa soriginally going to buy it at target. I'm a cheap person, so 20 bucks means a lot to me. Best off, its rated G by the magazine corporation and listed under "Family magazines" and even if an offencive photo is taken Anyhting offensive is airbrushed out. Soo anyone who purchases FHM can easily say, this time I REALLY did purchase it for its literary value.
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