Would you believe..... (a little humor)

[JoeKoh]

tree 68 congrats on two stars.
paula welcome to the forums.
stay safe
joe

[locomutt]

Tree68,
Would that be the truck?or the engine?
Gee I didn't know you could have WETTER water![}:)]
Our ROOKIES were never subjected to things like that!!!!!![}:)]

(Hose strecher,HAW they don't exist!!!!!!!!!
Like HELL! Ihope you have not had the privilege!!!!!!!!!!





Right! and the check is in the mail.[8]

locomutt[:D]

P.S. CONGRATS on the2nd STAR SIR
I believe you deserve it! [#welcome]

[locomutt]

Jim,
We had plenty of squak remover,however we had
a surplus of SQUID & JARHEAD REMOVER!!
Don't really know why we had such a surplus.
I guess they did not mess with with US!!!!!

locomutt[8D]

[Anonymous]

The . . . . . Finally Friday edition is here . . . . . . . [}:)] [:p] [:D]


This should give you a laugh for the day. [:o)]


http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/1122

[tree68]

QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt

Tree68,
Would that be the truck?or the engine?

Heck, with a rookie, it could be either....

We have so few 'trucks' up here that most people use the term for anything in the station... Then, again, we used to carry our Bangor (a 40' extension ladder, for the uninitiated) on one of our tankers (tenders for those on the left coast). Around here if you want a truck, you'd better ask for a "ladder truck".

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

tree68 [:)] [:D]

CONGRATS on the 2 new stars.

I guess that officially makes you a "two timer". [;)] [;)]

I wish you many more posts and a very happy new year.

Wait an apple polishing minute..

if two stars makes hima two timer

Dan now has three..That means Ménage a Trois![:-,]

Dan.. I never Knew!
[:D]

[Anonymous]

Kevin, man oh man. What are we gonna do with ya son? Now go sit in the corner!

UNTIL

[JoeKoh]

isnt that the corner in the roundhouse?(as mookie would say?)
stay safe
joe

[ironhorseman]

How do know if you were born upside down?
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You know you were born upside down if you're feet smell and your nose runs.

[ironhorseman]

A man goes shopping for a bra for his wife. He goes in this one store and asks the clerk for a bra for his wife. She asks "what type of bra for your wife?." He asks her "You mean there’s more than one type?" "Oh yes," says the clerk "there are three types. There’s the Catholic type which uplifts the masses. There’s the Salvation type which picks up the fallen. Then there’s the Baptist type which makes mountains out of molehills."

[Anonymous]

Here is a train related story. [8D]


http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/01/03/offbeat.dog.ap/index.html


Thanks Nora, for the link. [:)]

[Anonymous]

This link is not for the faint of heart. [}:)]

I include it because it is very different than what we would do here.

Here we pay to get rid of these, THERE they feed them. I won't tell you what I did with the last one I found outside. [:p]


http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/dailypic.php3


This is not much of a joke of the day tho.

[Anonymous]

I have actually seen this on TLC. They worship them as if they were old relatives. There is a whole temple just for them.

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by talbanese

I have actually seen this on TLC. They worship them as if they were old relatives. There is a whole temple just for them.

Well, I would say it was time for a little hot foot around the place. [}:)] Funny thing, nothing left. [}:)]

[Anonymous]

It is a little early for the Monday Madness edition but here it is anyway. [8D]


Just received an email with this link.

The thoughts are good, but I would like to see the word "Commandements" replaced. I don't think it is appropriate here. The word "Guidelines", to me, would be more fitting. But once again, maybe I am just getting to be an old fogey.


http://www.justsaywow.com/funpages/view.cfm/1208

[Anonymous]

M O O K I E [:D]


This one is for you. [;)]


http://www.send4fun.com/funpages/view.cfm/1195

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

tree68 [:)] [:D]

CONGRATS on the 2 new stars.

I guess that officially makes you a "two timer". [;)] [;)]

I wish you many more posts and a very happy new year.

Wait an apple polishing minute..

if two stars makes hima two timer

Dan now has three..That means Ménage a Trois![:-,]

Dan.. I never Knew!
[:D]

Sweet!!!!!! "I bet its been all those "Quickies with Mookie" [;)][}:)]

Four hundred and something more to go and I'll be an Admiral. Until then Vice Admiral will suffice..[:D]

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

M O O K I E [:D]


This one is for you. [;)]


http://www.send4fun.com/funpages/view.cfm/1195

[8)] Mookie accepts!

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

tree68 [:)] [:D]

CONGRATS on the 2 new stars.

I guess that officially makes you a "two timer". [;)] [;)]

I wish you many more posts and a very happy new year.

Wait an apple polishing minute..

if two stars makes hima two timer

Dan now has three..That means Ménage a Trois![:-,]

Dan.. I never Knew!
[:D]

Sweet!!!!!! "I bet its been all those "Quickies with Mookie" [;)][}:)]

Four hundred and something more to go and I'll be an Admiral. Until then Vice Admiral will suffice..[:D]

You are bragging again - Ad Mire able!

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

tree68 [:)] [:D]

CONGRATS on the 2 new stars.

I guess that officially makes you a "two timer". [;)] [;)]

I wish you many more posts and a very happy new year.

Wait an apple polishing minute..

if two stars makes hima two timer

Dan now has three..That means Ménage a Trois![:-,]

Dan.. I never Knew!
[:D]

Sweet!!!!!! "I bet its been all those "Quickies with Mookie" [;)][}:)]

Four hundred and something more to go and I'll be an Admiral. Until then Vice Admiral will suffice..[:D]

You are bragging again - Ad Mire able!

Hmmm MAybe I should... naw I won't say it.

[Anonymous]

Man the first day back at work after the holiday period was a l o n g night. [:(]

Glad it is finally over. Now for the Tuesday edition of our Humor Thread Paper [;)]


Last Laugh

Sue arrives in Seattle on a rainy day. She wakes up
the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day
after that, and the day after that. And the
day after that.

Going out to lunch, she sees a young child and, out of
despair, asks, "Hey kid! Does it ever stop raining
around here?"

The child replies, "How should I know? I'm only 8."

[Anonymous]

i've stared at that joke for the last 20 minutes.

I don't get it

[#oops]

[JoeKoh]

Kev think about length of time.
stay safe
Joe

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

i've stared at that joke for the last 20 minutes.

I don't get it

[#oops]

lol lol lol

KevMacMan [:D] [}:)] [;)]


The joke implies that the kid is 8 years old but has never seen it "Not Raining".

[Anonymous]

OHHHHHHHHH
[banghead]
i get it!
[swg]
hey that makes 756 posts, not long now before i join the Mile.. uhhh the Four Star Club!
[:-,]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

OHHHHHHHHH
[banghead]

hey that makes 756 posts, not long now before i join the Mile.. uhhh the Four Star Club!
[:-,]

OK, back to the corner!

[Anonymous]

LOL

who knows what movie this is from, and if you can answer within 24 hours you'll get a prize.

"Sunscreen is good for me, It protects me from the sun, tee hee hee"

[jeremygharrison]

From somewhere a bit colder than Seattle, the answer was - Yes - when it snows!

[tree68]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jeremygharrison

From somewhere a bit colder than Seattle, the answer was - Yes - when it snows!

This one is for real (no urban legend here!) and is only accurate today.

Q: What do you get when you combine a foot of snow, 100,000 people, and no snowplows.

A: Tacoma, Washington.

Per my son, USAF[4:-)], stationed in the Tacoma area, they got blitzed today - easily a foot. It was a zoo.

Anyone who has ever been to Seattle should have had an easy time with that joke... I was there three days before I knew you could see Mt Rainer - and that was during the dry season...[;)]

[dharmon]

After downing a couple of cat pills.. I took a look at the current topics on the first page of the forum and here's what I come up with........

Nuclear powered locomotives? My vacation, to mars by rail
Hello To Everyone! FREE BEER AND PIZZA!
Mark W Hemphill's last paragraph... strange happenings in the southwest
propane tanks on the side of the tracks, Why didn't they just melt the snow?