QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes This is way toooo funny for words. [:o)] [:D] [;)] Nobody ever said that the common criminal was smart. [}:)] [:p] Check this out. [:D] http://www.bullguard.com/badnews/
Being Crazy,keeps you from going "INSANE" !! "The light at the end of the tunnel,has been turned off due to budget cuts" NOT AFRAID A Vet., and PROUD OF IT!!
She who has no signature! cinscocom-tmw
QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes This is way toooo funny for words. [:o)] [:D] [;)] Nobody ever said that the common criminal was smart. [}:)] [:p] Check this out. [:D] http://www.bullguard.com/badnews/ That is too funny for words[:D] Zardoz,that is a CLASSIC++++!![:D] Jim,where the HECK do you find some of these[?][swg]
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Thursday's Humor Paper . . . . . . . [:p] This came to me from a guy at work. He said it came from Car Talk. Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry application, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0 and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Credit: Darrell Knowles In the Finally Friday's edition I will show the Tech Support reply. [}:)] [:p] [;)]
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QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard How in the world did they get two trainmsters in the same place at the same time, without one of them wearing golf shoes and the other one conducting a "safety test?" Ed Ed
Larry Resident Microferroequinologist (at least at my house) Everyone goes home; Safety begins with you My Opinion. Standard Disclaimers Apply. No Expiration Date Come ride the rails with me! There's one thing about humility - the moment you think you've got it, you've lost it...
QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard You know they have to be trainmasters... The first one has no idea what's about to happen, the second one screws it all up, neither one of them has a clue what they are doing, and both of them end up screwing themselves over, all without help from a single soul. Ed
QUOTE: Originally posted by Rick Gates I think I was locked up with thise guys Jim![(-D][(-D]
Have fun with your trains
QUOTE: Originally posted by Rick Gates More of a riddle.......Can any of our historians name the 6 American Presidents that were not buried on American soil? [:-,]
QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt Jim, You must've played with that excuse thingy for awhile,my eyes are still spinning from earlier. I never did find the firetruck.
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Sunday Edition [:)] No joke today. [:(] But I just noticed (and was waiting for) this thread now has over 12,000 views. Isn't that amazing. [:)] Everyone gets credit for reading and posting in this year. It is the most popular thread in this forum. I am not sure about all the other forums but this is an accomplishment for this forum. [8D] Special thanks to zardoz for starting this thread. [:)] Special thanks to everyone who reads or posts in this thread. [;)] I am looking forward to the next 12,000 views. So bring on the jokes, stories, links, and whatever. [:o)] [:I] [;)]
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