QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie You know - it is really funny if you knew the people involved!
Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon I just wanted to make sure it happened, here in the area I spend most of my time.
Have fun with your trains
QUOTE: Originally posted by Rick Gates "And by the way," the drunk adds, "it's not a Porch; it's a Lexus." Say good night Nora.......
Being Crazy,keeps you from going "INSANE" !! "The light at the end of the tunnel,has been turned off due to budget cuts" NOT AFRAID A Vet., and PROUD OF IT!!
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Hump Day Helpers . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . [}:)] [}:)] [:D] THE GRAND FINALE Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, Cal. some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied.. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough top side check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE .. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.
QUOTE: Originally posted by talbanese QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Hump Day Helpers . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . [}:)] [}:)] [:D] THE GRAND FINALE Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, Cal. some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied.. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough top side check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE .. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. That's amazing!!
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by talbanese QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Hump Day Helpers . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . [}:)] [}:)] [:D] THE GRAND FINALE Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, Cal. some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied.. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough top side check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE .. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. That's amazing!! It wasn't the trailer causing the problem, it was the Ford Expidition attached it....
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by talbanese QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Hump Day Helpers . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . [}:)] [}:)] [:D] THE GRAND FINALE Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, Cal. some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied.. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough top side check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE .. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. That's amazing!! It wasn't the trailer causing the problem, it was the Ford Expidition attached it.... Speaking of boats, trailors, and vehicles attached to them . . . . . I just read an article about 2 days ago about 2 eight year old boys drowning while setting in the truck while their grandpa was finishing tieing the boat onto the trailor after a day of fishing. The truck rolled backward into the water and by standers tried uncessfully to rescue the two boys. This is a true story. Very sad to hear of it, so don't let anyone in the vehicle until it is ready to pull safely forward and be out of danger.
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes A few more, I needs some funnies today. [;)] Seen in a John Deere sales office: The only machine we don't stand behind is our manure spreader.
She who has no signature! cinscocom-tmw
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie Jim - I love your cats and dogs one and Dan - the driver will like the blue ribbon one! That's scary isn't it!
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