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QUOTE: Originally posted by Oliver Trzok QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman Sorry, Oliver, locomutt got me sidetracked, and I lost my train of thought. Maybe find a HUGE potato fryer, and put the boss in it? Hey Mook, can YOU think of anything? Oh, it's OK, I guess if I really didn't like him that much, it would be wiser to turn away from the job than to try to turn anybody into vegetables. (Am I a philosopher, or what?[:o)]) But how do you know the fryer should be HUGE? Who told you my boss was.... how do you say, elegantly rounded? [:I]
QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman Sorry, Oliver, locomutt got me sidetracked, and I lost my train of thought. Maybe find a HUGE potato fryer, and put the boss in it? Hey Mook, can YOU think of anything?
QUOTE: Who told you my boss was.... how do you say, elegantly rounded? [:I]
QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard Heres a old one, Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo how it's done! I know, boo hiss.... Ed
Have fun with your trains
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Hey all [:)] Just for the record . . . . . Don't take too much "stock" in the Why God Invented Children joke. I know it is a joke but the facts are a little "off" from the events recorded in the Bible. Laugh at the joke if you want, but don't count it as "gospel".
Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").
Carl
Railroader Emeritus (practiced railroading for 46 years--and in 2010 I finally got it right!)
CAACSCOCOM--I don't want to behave improperly, so I just won't behave at all. (SM)
QUOTE: Originally posted by Oliver Trzok WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) I have no children, but I like this: To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "Don't!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve, we have forbidden fruit!!!!!" "No way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve. "She started it!" Adam said "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed. BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 1. You spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day (or better yet, take care of you if they want any kind of inheritance). AND FINALLY: If you have a lot of tension and get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." Quick, send this on to 10 people within the next five minutes. Nothing will happen if you don't, but if you do, 10 people will be laughing. Have fun, Oliver
QUOTE: Originally posted by JoeKoh KIds been there! spoiled my neices and nephews and sent them home now its matt can have that chocolate um later! stay safe joe
QUOTE: Originally posted by CShaveRR The joke about Adam and Eve arrived here via a relative, ahead of the forum posting. So what if the Bible didn't use modern vernacular, and the joke didn't mention the serpent or go into the punishment? It was still funny...and if our God doesn't have a sense of humor, Heaven help us!
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon Its time to take a look at the topics again..... Something I found in the closet Slug any quickies with Mookie or cops or such P on signalposts what kind of forum are y'all running here?
QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard Heres a old one, Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo how it's done! I know, boo hiss.... Ed Well in all my Years, I never heard of that one before The one Kevin says, although i'm not sure how it goes Why did the chicken cross the road, and the answer involves a few metals from the periodic table and The derivative of Kai Square... puts you to sleep after hearing it... Here's a math Question for you all, one of Kev's favorite If everyhting times Zero is Zero, and everyhting times infiniti is infiniti... what's Zero times infiniti? -Christa
QUOTE: Originally posted by espeefoamer QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard Heres a old one, Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo how it's done! I know, boo hiss.... Ed Well in all my Years, I never heard of that one before The one Kevin says, although i'm not sure how it goes Why did the chicken cross the road, and the answer involves a few metals from the periodic table and The derivative of Kai Square... puts you to sleep after hearing it... Here's a math Question for you all, one of Kev's favorite If everyhting times Zero is Zero, and everyhting times infiniti is infiniti... what's Zero times infiniti? -Christa 47
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