Would you believe..... (a little humor)

[tree68]

QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz

Yea, Jim, I don't know how we survived it all.

And the house had only ONE tv-usually b&w, with NO REMOTE. HORRORS!!

Who needed a remote? You only had three channels to watch, anyhow!!!! (Maybe Less...)

[Mookie]

Ah yes - Howdy Doody and one cowboy movie and then they signed off for the afternoon!

We played outside a lot!

Mook

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

Ah yes - Howdy Doody and one cowboy movie and then they signed off for the afternoon!

We played outside a lot!

Mook

it must of been rough growing up back then.....there wasn't even any color in the world until what..the forties.....everthing was balck and white....

[tree68]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

Ah yes - Howdy Doody and one cowboy movie and then they signed off for the afternoon!

We played outside a lot!

Mook

They didn't sign off - Mom just wanted you to think they did. She was watching her soaps!

[JoeKoh]

Could ride your big wheel around the block and nothing happened.And we used to play a game called kick the can! Supper was at 6 not on the run.Yes those were the days!
stay safe
joe

[rixflix]

what about burning the trash in the back of the yard on a summer evening? Calling all kids!!! In the trash burning barrel was always a good hiding place for hide-and-go seek.
before the fire of course.
And whiffleball until dark!!!

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by raakone

Idiot at a ticket counter in Toronto: "I'd like to go to New York City!"
Agent: "Would you like to go by Buffalo?"
Idiot: "No you idiot, I'd like to go by TRAIN!"

Yes! let's smash people from Toronto!
I really like doing that [:D]

Why can't the Toronto Maple leafs connect to the interent?

They can't seem to line 3 W's in a row!!

OHHOOHOHOH!! AHAHAHAAHAAH!!

[Anonymous]

Thursday's Edition . . . . . [8D]

An oldie from . . . . . who knows where. [:)]


Mike and Joe were talking. Joe says to Mike, "Hey Mike, did you hear that Willie Nelson was just run over by a truck?"

"No", Mike said.

Joe replied, "Yeah, he was playing on the road again."


I can see the rotten eggs and tomatoes coming now. [}:)] Duck [:D]

[Anonymous]

What does Coke taste like? Stale Pepsi!

[Anonymous]

2 Aggies come ridin' into town on an elephant. All the townsfolk come out and witness the scene. The aggies get thirsty and decide to stop at a bar.

After a couple of beers, they're ready to go. They step into the parking lot and it is full of elephants.

One aggie says "how we gonna find our elephant?"
"Easy,"says the other aggie.

The second aggie starts lifting elephants tails.

The first aggie asks, "what are you doing?"

"Well, when we rode into town, I heard someone say "look @ those 2 *ssH***s on that elephant!"

[Anonymous]

Sorry about that last one!![V][V][:)][:D][8D]Welcome to 1000!

[JoeKoh]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

Thursday's Edition . . . . . [8D]

An oldie from . . . . . who knows where. [:)]


Mike and Joe were talking. Joe says to Mike, "Hey Mike, did you hear that Willie Nelson was just run over by a truck?"

"No", Mike said.

Joe replied, "Yeah, he was playing on the road again."


I can see the rotten eggs and tomatoes coming now. [}:)] Duck [:D]

no watermelon jello!
stay safe
joe

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by JoeKoh

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

Thursday's Edition . . . . . [8D]

An oldie from . . . . . who knows where. [:)]


Mike and Joe were talking. Joe says to Mike, "Hey Mike, did you hear that Willie Nelson was just run over by a truck?"

"No", Mike said.

Joe replied, "Yeah, he was playing on the road again."


I can see the rotten eggs and tomatoes coming now. [}:)] Duck [:D]

no watermelon jello!
stay safe
joe

Watermelon jello actually sounds good right about now, especially if it comes with a nice large helping of cottage cheese. [:D]

[Rick Gates]

A drunk strolled into a bank, presented the teller with a check, and asked him to cash it. The teller explained to the woman that she would have to identify herself before he could cash it. So the woman pulled a mirror from her purse, looked at it closely, and confirmed, "Yes, sir. It's me all right."

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Rick Gates

A drunk strolled into a bank, presented the teller with a check, and asked him to cash it. The teller explained to the woman that she would have to identify herself before he could cash it. So the woman pulled a mirror from her purse, looked at it closely, and confirmed, "Yes, sir. It's me all right."

This joke should go stand in the dumb blonde line...[:)]

Mook

[bnsfkline]

This is the first post to reach over 1,000 posts...HAPPY 1,000 "Would you Beleive....A little humor"

[espeefoamer]

Since my car is in the shop today,I thought of this one.If cars aren't contually having litters,why do we have to get them fixed?[?][;)]

[Anonymous]

How do Chineese parents name their kids??


Throw pots and pans down the stairs!!



LOL AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!



please note: Chinese people really don't do that, I was not insinuating they do, merely stating it for joke purposes. We all know they don't..

[Mikeygaw]

The story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.... wait a minute, no they haven't, there aren't any names IN the story!

Sales Riot



about a week ago a shoe store here in Philly was having a sale, and there was a lot of women there. Well, two of them got into a fight over the last pair of some shoe. This fight boiled over to a rather large riot that took nearly 50 police (two entire districts plus most of the wagons in the city) to quell, with four arrests. And neither woman ended up with the shoes

[Rick Gates]

[8] OK, Jen. No more almost dumb blonde jokes! Did you hear of the hot air ballonist who was lost and late? He was over a large field trying to spot a landmark and noticed a man in the field. So, he lowered his altitude and yells to the guy, "Hey Mr. can you help me out? I was supposed to meet a friend a half an hour ago and, I'm lost!" The man replies, "Well certainly. You're hovering in a ballon approximately 40 feet above here and your at 42 degrees, 14 minutes, and 6 seconds N. Latitude and, 82 degrees, 9 minutes, 7 seconds W. Longitude." The ballonist exclaims, "You must be a Hoghead!" Surprised, the man answers, "That right! How did you know?" Our hot air friend says, "Well, I'm sure that info. is technically correct however; I still have no idea where I am!" The hoghead says, "You must be a fireman!" The ballonist exclaims, "That's right! How did you know?" Our hoghead explains, Well, you don't know where you are, or where your going. You've already made a promise you can't keep. And, though we've just met. Now some how it's my fault!" [:p]

[Anonymous]

Finally Friday . . . . . [:)]


How to turn a potato into a puppy.


http://www.dobhran.com/greetings/GRinspire389.htm


Enjoy.

[cherokee woman]

Jim,

That was really cute! Hmm, wonder what else that potato trick would work on??????

[tree68]

NOTICE TO ALL MODEL RAILROADERS AND RAILFANS:

Be VERY suspicious if your significant other tells you that a potato will turn into an object you have been strongly suggesting that you would like to have!

[Mookie]

See - we ladies are pretty smart when it comes to men - of all ages! [8)]

[edblysard]

What,
My Mister Potato Head isnt a real pet?
Mom and Dad lied?
I bet my pet rock isnt a real pet either!
Darn...guess I will have to stick to snakes.
Ed

[locomutt]

Jim, VERY COOL[^][:D]

Larry, Also watch Credit Card VERY closely[%-)][oops]

Ed,I can't tell you about Mr. Potato Head,
But you Might Have A ROCK Concert going[swg][:-^][}:)]

[Anonymous]

Could y'all be serious for a moment and tell me how to turn my boss into a potato? [dinner]

[locomutt]

Find Him a Couch,a remote,a ball game and a beer[8][}:)]

[JoeKoh]

Guys and gals
bring your rocks. as the weather gets warmer its time for a snipe hunt.
stay safe
joe

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard

What,
My Mister Potato Head isnt a real pet?
Mom and Dad lied?
I bet my pet rock isnt a real pet either!
Darn...guess I will have to stick to snakes.
Ed

Speaking of "mister Potato heads" I have one i sit on my desk... it has all of it's ears and noses in a drwayer, ocasioanlly I change the way he looks.. I call him my pound potato... When i've had a REALLY bad day.. I punch Mr.P-H and all the ears and Eyes fly off... then I fetch them, re-attach them, and sit him back on my desk...

It really helps...


I should buy one of those ballon toys you punch and they come back up...

That would be even better...