QUOTE: Originally posted by Oliver Trzok Could y'all be serious for a moment and tell me how to turn my boss into a potato? [dinner]
She who has no signature! cinscocom-tmw
QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman Sorry, Oliver, locomutt got me sidetracked, and I lost my train of thought.
Being Crazy,keeps you from going "INSANE" !! "The light at the end of the tunnel,has been turned off due to budget cuts" NOT AFRAID A Vet., and PROUD OF IT!!
QUOTE: Originally posted by nance69 Kevin; We have just received a message from the International Society for the Protection of Mr. Potato Heads and they tell us they are on the way to your place to protest your treatment of your Mr. Potato Head! They probably will have pickets up shortly with signs, "Kevin--unfair to Mr. Potato Head. AND ED,-- the second message from the scociety says that they will be by your place to reassure you thAt ---Yes, Ed, Mr. Potato Head IS a Real Pet, so take good care of him! nance69
Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").
QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman It seems there was an indian that stood on a street corner and every time a pretty lady would go by, he'd say"Umm. Chance." This went on for quite a while. Finally, a lady walked by and he said "Umm. Chance." She turned and asked him, "How come you don't say 'how'?" He looked back and said, "Me knowum how, me wantum chance."
Have fun with your trains
Carl
Railroader Emeritus (practiced railroading for 46 years--and in 2010 I finally got it right!)
CAACSCOCOM--I don't want to behave improperly, so I just won't behave at all. (SM)
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QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard Heres a old one, Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo how it's done! I know, boo hiss.... Ed
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard Heres a old one, Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo how it's done! I know, boo hiss.... Ed That's quite the Texas culinary treat when he don't make it cross ......'Diller on the half shell
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard Heres a old one, Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo how it's done! I know, boo hiss.... Ed That's quite the Texas culinary treat when he don't make it cross ......'Diller on the half shell And if the car happens to get both of them...then we got us surf and turf..bring a date!
QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt Find Him a Couch,a remote,a ball game and a beer[8][}:)]
QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman Sorry, Oliver, locomutt got me sidetracked, and I lost my train of thought. Maybe find a HUGE potato fryer, and put the boss in it? Hey Mook, can YOU think of anything?
QUOTE: Originally posted by Rick Gates Ok Mookie.....I lied. Here's a few......[}:)] SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE...She thought a quarterback was a refund. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. She thought Boyz ll Men was a day care center. At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote " Sagittarius." She Was Soooooooo Blonde.....She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She sent a fax with a stamp on it. Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked ON Phonics." She Was Soooooooooooo Blonde.....She tripped over a cordless phone. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK" and "DON'T WALK." She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She Was Sooooooooooo Blonde....She studied for a blood test. She sold her car for gas money. When she missed bus #44 she took bus#22 twice instead. When she went to the train station and saw a sign that said "Train Station Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Sooooooo Blonde...When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thought that if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." She was Soooooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde....She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. [8]
QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman It seems there was an indian that stood on a street corner and every time a pretty lady would go by, he'd say"Umm. Chance." This went on for quite a while. Finally, a lady walked by and he said "Umm. Chance." She turned and asked him, "How come you don't say 'how'?" He looked back and said, "Me knowum how, me wantum chance." reminds me of the old TV show F Troop, Sarg asks the Hekawee Chief Wild Eagle how the tribe got its name he tells him that many years ago while looking for a new home, after wandering the praries for several months the chief stepped forward and proclaimed, "we' the heck are we?"
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