Would you believe..... (a little humor)

[Anonymous]

OK Someone did good starting this thread, now we have a place to share all of funny / stupid email. OK here goes, ( I have several to share but will only do one a day) :


Retirement Plan: .

If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you
would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With
Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the
beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer
then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement
program, I call it the 401Keg.

[Anonymous]

Jim isn't that mikey form the snapple commercial?

I watch alot ov TV land...

[Trainnut484]

Jim,

Do you think Mikey likes put-puts too? LOL[:D][:D]

Take care[:)]

Russell

[JoeKoh]

kevin its a big owie!
jim he likes it hey mikey!
stay safe
Joe

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Hey what is a vesectomy anyways??

Kevin, Try it you'll like it. [}:)] [:p] [:0]

Just kidding [}:)]

Now who remembers THAT commercial. (And will show your age by admitting it.)

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz

Well, Mookie, I get up at 0400 CDT, and start work at 0500. But I usually have too much work to do for the first few hours. By the time I can do the web, its usually around 0900.

SOME of us have actual work to do [;)][:D]

Dude,

What a bummer. I'd find a new career. Work is way over-rated anyway. It's nothing but a lie perpetrated by the man to keep the brothers down.

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz

Well, Mookie, I get up at 0400 CDT, and start work at 0500. But I usually have too much work to do for the first few hours. By the time I can do the web, its usually around 0900.

SOME of us have actual work to do [;)][:D]

Hiss!!!!!!!!

Gotcha' beat by 10 min - alarm goes off at 3:50 - at work by 5:30 - have an hour for forums, not nearly long enough usually. But I am off by 3 pm and turn off lights for night about 8:30 - asleep at 8:30.5

And you don't think writing the sensitive, thoughtful, insightful material I write for the forums isn't ACTUAL work.....

Think about it!!!!!

Indignant Mookie Ann

[zardoz]

Well, Mookie, I get up at 0400 CDT, and start work at 0500. But I usually have too much work to do for the first few hours. By the time I can do the web, its usually around 0900.

SOME of us have actual work to do [;)][:D]

[dharmon]

It's a way of making some people environmentally friendly.

[Anonymous]

WOW LOL....

Hey what is a vesectomy anyways??









I'm kidding..

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

Or move to the east coast

I live waaay west.

[JoeKoh]

ouch!
gives new meaning to stay safe
Joe

[Puckdropper]

Or stay up later at night

[dharmon]

Or move to the east coast

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz

I see Mookie already posted about this. Sorry, I posted before I read.

Ya gotta get up earlier in the morning!

Mookie

[mudchicken]

At the end of the inning:

Mookie 1

Zardoz 0

(*) Limited Clear sent to the showers

[zardoz]

I see Mookie already posted about this. Sorry, I posted before I read.

[zardoz]

This article was found on the "Oddly enough" section of Yahoo.com.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20030930/od_nm/transport_britain_vasectomy_dc


I would make some comment, but I do not think I can top the article itself....