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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 2:04 AM
Here we go again . . . Wednesday already, that means it's time for . . . Hump Day Helpers . . . . . . . . .yeah, cheer, raw, raw , raw


This is a good one, made me laugh real hard, hope you enjoy it tooooooo


Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,

B U T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

IT ONLY TAKES 4 MUSCLES TO EXTEND YOUR ARM AND SMACK SOME IDIOT UPSIDE THE HEAD. [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D] [:D]


N E X T


A good friend will come bail you out of jail . . . . . . . .but a true friend will be setting next to you saying, "We screwed up".

Next

An employee is setting at his desk goofing off. His boss knowing this sneaks up to the desk and says . . . . . . . .

"Why arn't you working?"

The employee responds . . . . . . .

"I didn't see you coming."



Happy Hump Day [:o)] [:o)] [:o)]








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Posted by vsmith on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 3:05 PM
Anyone whos ever worked for a large corporation will like this one...

DECISIONS, DECISIONS

One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the pearly gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an executive make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in hell and a day in heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in"

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind. I prefer to stay in heaven." "Sorry, we have rules."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends that had passed away, older fellow executives that she had worked with in the past and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played and
excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator...

The elevaror went up-up-up and opened back up at the pearly gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven",

so she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven," He Said.

" Now you must choose your eternity."

The woman paused for a second and replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in hell."
So, St. Peter escorted her back to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she got off and found herself standing in a desolated wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and filth and putting it in sacks. The devil came up to her and shoved a sack in her hands and kicked her into a pile of filth.

"I don't understand." Stammered the woman, "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The devil looked at her and smiled.

"That's because yesterday we were recruiting you, but today you're STAFF..."

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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 12:32 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by tree68

Another Navy favorite: Provide a new Comm Tech with a (very heavy) box of "Classified Line Feeds." Send him to the bridge. Bridge (who is in on this) sends him to the fantail, who sends him to the engine room, who send him to the foc'sle (bow), etc, etc, until he finally returns to the comm room, where they thank him profusely as they take the box from him.

Line feeds, for those not familiar with teletypes, are blank lines...

No I didn't get stuck with that one. I was USAFon a Navy ship. The CT's filled us in...



Hangin out with CTs???.........the dark side of the force........
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Posted by tree68 on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 11:57 AM
Another Navy favorite: Provide a new Comm Tech with a (very heavy) box of "Classified Line Feeds." Send him to the bridge. Bridge (who is in on this) sends him to the fantail, who sends him to the engine room, who send him to the foc'sle (bow), etc, etc, until he finally returns to the comm room, where they thank him profusely as they take the box from him.

Line feeds, for those not familiar with teletypes, are blank lines...

No I didn't get stuck with that one. I was USAFon a Navy ship. The CT's filled us in...

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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 11:41 AM
My good experiences with power carts can be counted on one hand. Most of the Navy's are old and "veterans" (of which world war, I'm not sure [:)]). Proper voltage, current or phase...forget it. Nothing like spinning up the systems...systems that are so incredibly forgiving of power interuptions like inertials, gyros, crypto loads in radios ...just to have ground power kick off offline in the middle of prefilght or maintenance. Where the term swearing like a sailor comes from...
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 11:26 AM
Dan [:)]

Now you get it. [:p] We use ours (in our hangar) for power checks. The other night it was raining and the safety guy threw a fit about an aircraft outside the hangar with the "cart" (GPU) hooked up to it. The power cables ran from the cart back into the hangar, and of course as you well know alot of water comes in under the hangar doors. Guess what? Now we have new ones that themselves don't need outside power. I haven't seen them yet but I heard one running the other night. Hobart (the dishwasher maker for restaurants) makes some lol. I don't know who makes the ones we just got, I will have to find one tonight and check them out.
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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 11:15 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

Dan [:p]

Not the Aux, but the Ground (GPU). [;)]


Stinkin, no load power carts! If it were up to me, power cart season would run from 01 Oct to 31 Dec each year and any size firearm would be allowed. No bag limit.
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Posted by Mookie on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 7:16 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

Never say this to a cop...

Sometimes you have to make a choice between a good laugh and an
expensive one. I like the choice that was made here.

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop
pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I
can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ***?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge..."

The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his face,
PRICELESS

Well - you went and did it! I can't see - AGAIN!

Mookie in tears! [:D]

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 1:20 AM
Dan [:p]

Not the Aux, but the Ground (GPU). [;)]
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 1:18 AM
zardoz [:D]

Man zardoz was on a roll today. That 's good someone had to help carry us today.
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Posted by zardoz on Monday, October 20, 2003 9:00 PM
On a slightly lighter note.....................

Ever notice how a 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adult
> voices?...

1. Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm
hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my
bedroom about 2 a.m. I found my two children in bed with my wife,
apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in
the guest bedroom that night.
>
The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was
O.K. to sleep with Mommy when the storm was bad, but when I was
expected home to please sleep their own beds. They said "OK."
>
After my next trip several weeks later, my wife and the children
picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane
was late, there were hundreds of other folks also waiting for their
arriving passengers. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came
running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?" "Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted. The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.
>

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with
the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys,
they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few
moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
>


A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were
on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet
in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping."



Enough for now [:o)]
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Posted by zardoz on Monday, October 20, 2003 8:55 PM

Two simple questions to answer without cheating...

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were
deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.





Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are
the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's
had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.




 

 

 

 




ANSWERS

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs built the ark.  Professionals built the Titanic.



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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?



It's the 535 members of the United States Congress; the same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

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Posted by JoeKoh on Monday, October 20, 2003 3:22 PM
LOL thats funny!!!!!
stay safe
Joe

Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").

 

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Posted by vsmith on Monday, October 20, 2003 3:02 PM
Never say this to a cop...

Sometimes you have to make a choice between a good laugh and an
expensive one. I like the choice that was made here.

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop
pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I
can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ***?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge..."

The ticket -- $95 dollars.
The look on his face,
PRICELESS

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Posted by dharmon on Monday, October 20, 2003 12:20 PM
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Dan

I enjoyed the story. What about "the little trailor" that the GPU fits into. [:D] [:D] [:D]

You know "IT" has to go too. [:D] [:D] [:D]

next subject

You have to admitt tho that the guy looking for the "tubes" takes the cake. That one is just tooooooooo funny.


Actually this APU is located on the plane itself. I like the tubes one.
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, October 20, 2003 12:13 PM
Part two, the next 6


NEVER SAY TO A COP


7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a

warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other

cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been

drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes

look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"



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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, October 20, 2003 12:06 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

I was just curious. Aviation is full of little things to beat up the new guys as Jim has alluded to also. Most of which would take a fair amount of detail to explain, but in the end, help to make the newbies understand a little more about the aircraft systems.

One such tale is pull starting the APU. The APU is a small gas turbine that provides electrical power on the ground during prefight. It is normally not available for use in the air, and there is a little switch on the nose landing gear that disables it when the gear is up attached an uplock (a hook which locks the nose gear in place when it is up.) The uplock/switch can be can be manipulated on the ground, to make the airplane think that it is in the air, so when the new pilot or flight engneer goes to start the APU it won't start. The seasoned flight engineer, who pushed the uplock up will tell the newbie to just pull start it. Which, is usually met with resistance, because anyone knows you can't pull start a turbine like a lawn mower.

The seasoned engineer will tell the newbie to hold the start switch to start, and will then pull the manual nose gear release handle, which looks kind of like a pull starter, releasing the uplock, making the switch and Violla, the APU will start, leaving the newbie the rest of the flight to figure out what just happened.

And yes, this was done to me.


Dan

I enjoyed the story. What about "the little trailor" that the GPU fits into. [:D] [:D] [:D]

You know "IT" has to go too. [:D] [:D] [:D]

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You have to admitt tho that the guy looking for the "tubes" takes the cake. That one is just tooooooooo funny.
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Posted by dharmon on Monday, October 20, 2003 11:10 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard

Wow,
Forgot all about the mail bouy!
And the lobsterback ritual..
We dont have to many rites of passage that are funny, or can be posted here, but we did send one of our slower newbies over to the MOW building, to ask for some tie strips to hold down a lose tie plate, and some spike glue.
My engineer sent the same kid to the diesel shop, to get a can of brake fluid for the air brakes on the locomotive.
The shop forman brought him back, and told us to never send him into his shop again, ever.
The real right of passage is the day you get marked up with your foreman rights, and instead of being the guy taking orders, your the one who has to decide what to do, when to do it, and how to get it done, with out killing yourself or anybody else.
Only takes a day or two to figure out who is going to cut it.

We have a lift bridge over a bayou that has a switch in front of it, where two tracks converge into one to cross the bridge.
This switch has a switch point indicator signal, red for diverging route, green for straight route.
We approached one night to a red signal, meaning the switch was lined for us to come off the diverging route, but we were early, and bored.
Told our trainee that the red meant the bridge wasnt cranked all the way down, and he needed to go find the crank, and finish cranking the bridge down.
He stayed out there looking for almost a hour before we called him back.
Oh, he's a yardmaster now...
Stay Frosty,
Ed


I was just curious. Aviation is full of little things to beat up the new guys as Jim has alluded to also. Most of which would take a fair amount of detail to explain, but in the end, help to make the newbies understand a little more about the aircraft systems.

One such tale is pull starting the APU. The APU is a small gas turbine that provides electrical power on the ground during prefight. It is normally not available for use in the air, and there is a little switch on the nose landing gear that disables it when the gear is up attached an uplock (a hook which locks the nose gear in place when it is up.) The uplock/switch can be can be manipulated on the ground, to make the airplane think that it is in the air, so when the new pilot or flight engneer goes to start the APU it won't start. The seasoned flight engineer, who pushed the uplock up will tell the newbie to just pull start it. Which, is usually met with resistance, because anyone knows you can't pull start a turbine like a lawn mower.

The seasoned engineer will tell the newbie to hold the start switch to start, and will then pull the manual nose gear release handle, which looks kind of like a pull starter, releasing the uplock, making the switch and Violla, the APU will start, leaving the newbie the rest of the flight to figure out what just happened.

And yes, this was done to me.
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Posted by dharmon on Monday, October 20, 2003 10:51 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

vsmith [:)]

dharmon [:)]

zardoz [:)]


We, as the major entertainers in this thread, ought to take "Our Show" on the road. How much cover charge should be charge? What should we call ourselves? WHEN DO WE PLAY VEGAS?




Hmmmm...
railroad related: The Big Boys; The Flat Spots; The Road Crew; The Extra Boreds {get it? bored=board. haha]; [:D]


Wow I am honored to be among such esteemed company
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, October 19, 2003 2:04 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by TARGUBRIGHT

I like the Budweiser plan. I enrolled in it today.
TIM A


Tim

I may not always agree with you on your posts but every time I think about the 401Keg joke and your response it makes me chuckle. [:D]
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, October 19, 2003 12:26 PM
OK, here's todays edition of . . .The Sunday Funnies

There are 12 so today I will list 6 then the others tomorrow.



NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK

in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.


3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good

job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a

police officer.
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, October 18, 2003 12:10 PM
edblysard, I liked your thing about the initiation rituals/"make fun of the new guy".....I'm wondering if any newcomer to CN in Montreal was ever told to go refuel the AMT 400's?
*note...those are EMUs...they don't NEED fuel.....CN provides the crew for those trains*

Now for a joke of mine.....man walks into Toronto union station, and says to the ticket agent "I'd like to go to New York"
"Do you want to go by Bufallo?"
"No, you idiot, I want to go by TRAIN"

~Ra'akone
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 17, 2003 7:08 PM
Here's mine -- A man walks up to this gorgeous , well built , women & says--I've just lost my wife can I talk to you about her ? Well she answers - Why would you want to talk to me maybe you should see someone else . No ! - he says , because every time I talk to a well-built women my wife appears out of no where.
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Posted by zardoz on Friday, October 17, 2003 6:48 PM
I know that before I said I was done, but as this entry is not exactly humor, I think I can get away with it......

Do you wonder.....
>
> Can you cry under water?
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
>
> Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
>
> Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...
> but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"?
> Where's that extra penny going to?
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
> If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
>
> Why are you IN a movie, but your ON tv?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
> How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
> They're going to see you naked anyway.
>
> If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
>
> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>
> The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridges to cross and which to burn.....
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 17, 2003 1:42 PM
The Challenger is back with another one!

There was this older and very proper woman who was considering going on a camping trip at a particular park and wrote a letter to the park asking about certain services of their's. She wanted to know about public washrooms, but simply couldn't put herself to use such a vulgar word as "toilet". Then she thought of an old term that was once used, "bathroom comode", but she really couldn't consider putting such a thing down either. Finally she decided to abbreviate it and simply put down "B.C."

When the park got the letter they had no idea what "B.C." meant. After much thought they concluded that it must stand for Baptist Church. They sent a reply back to the woman and in part of the letter it read:

"Regarding your request for B.C.'s. We are happy to say that we do have such a facility to accomatate you. There's one only about 10 miles from here. I haven't been to one myself in a while, but I should go back sometime. Perhaps we could both go and sit together. In fact, it was built over 100 years ago and is still as it was then. It can set over 600 people at once and the others who use it are very friendly and open to one another. They even sometimes hold large luncheons and conventions in there. We are very plaesed that you have decided to come here and hope you enjoy your stay and visiting the B.C."
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 17, 2003 1:28 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

This is going to have to be for one of the pro's......in the service, at least the Navy, we have things that we send newbies to find that aren't there...Ed,being the son of a chief, you know what I'm talking about...things like a roll of flight line, a can of relative bearing grease, or the infamous mail bouy watch.......what are the RR rites of passage, I know they have them?


Hi Dan [:)]

You have probally heard these but hopefully some of the others have not. Two of these are aircraft related the last one is not. We have talked about squaks before, when I told the story about the coffee maker. One of the things we try to send the newbies after is "squak remover". One of the other popular items is prop wash. But this last one takes the cake (chocolate of course for Mookie). We had a new kid in the warehouse and he wasn't exactly the sharpest tack in the box. One night he disappeared for over an hour looking for "an item" someone had requested. Funny thing, he looked on EVERY shelf but just couldn't find the fallopian tubes. lol lol lol [:D] [:D] [:D] Ever since then I have wondered if he ever passed biology. Your guess is as good as mine.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 17, 2003 1:11 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

vsmith [:)]

dharmon [:)]

zardoz [:)]


We, as the major entertainers in this thread, ought to take "Our Show" on the road. How much cover charge should be charge? What should we call ourselves? WHEN DO WE PLAY VEGAS?




Hmmmm...
railroad related: The Big Boys; The Flat Spots; The Road Crew; The Extra Boreds {get it? bored=board. haha]; [:D]


Those are all good. I kinda like "The Big Boys". Now Mitchell has really come on strong the last few days and he is getting rave reviews. So I guess we should take him along too, he can be our opening act. If we are the Big Boys then he can be a "Challenger".
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, October 17, 2003 1:04 AM
Hhhheeeerrrree we go again . . it's the "Finally Friday" edition. [:)] Everyone is ready for it and the weekend. [8D]



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If you want it yesterday, you've got to give me at
least a week's notice.

"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind,
what is the significance of a clean desk?" Laurence J.
Peter

"I was reading a book...'the history of glue', I
couldn't put it down." Tim Vine


We are scrapping the bottom of the barrel now so here, let's clean it out. One last joke for the beginning of the weekend.


The Visit:

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest,
wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the
hospital.

He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her
another hug and kiss when he left.

Later, the wife's roommate commented: "Your pastor is
sure friendlier than mine."
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Posted by edblysard on Friday, October 17, 2003 12:00 AM
Wow,
Forgot all about the mail bouy!
And the lobsterback ritual..
We dont have to many rites of passage that are funny, or can be posted here, but we did send one of our slower newbies over to the MOW building, to ask for some tie strips to hold down a lose tie plate, and some spike glue.
My engineer sent the same kid to the diesel shop, to get a can of brake fluid for the air brakes on the locomotive.
The shop forman brought him back, and told us to never send him into his shop again, ever.
The real right of passage is the day you get marked up with your foreman rights, and instead of being the guy taking orders, your the one who has to decide what to do, when to do it, and how to get it done, with out killing yourself or anybody else.
Only takes a day or two to figure out who is going to cut it.

We have a lift bridge over a bayou that has a switch in front of it, where two tracks converge into one to cross the bridge.
This switch has a switch point indicator signal, red for diverging route, green for straight route.
We approached one night to a red signal, meaning the switch was lined for us to come off the diverging route, but we were early, and bored.
Told our trainee that the red meant the bridge wasnt cranked all the way down, and he needed to go find the crank, and finish cranking the bridge down.
He stayed out there looking for almost a hour before we called him back.
Oh, he's a yardmaster now...
Stay Frosty,
Ed

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Posted by dharmon on Thursday, October 16, 2003 10:35 PM
This is going to have to be for one of the pro's......in the service, at least the Navy, we have things that we send newbies to find that aren't there...Ed,being the son of a chief, you know what I'm talking about...things like a roll of flight line, a can of relative bearing grease, or the infamous mail bouy watch.......what are the RR rites of passage, I know they have them?

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