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OK Someone did good starting this thread, now we have a place to share all of funny / stupid email. OK here goes, ( I have several to share but will only do one a day) : <br /> <br /> <br />Retirement Plan: . <br /> <br />If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year <br />ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you <br />would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With <br />Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. <br /> <br />If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the <br />beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer <br />then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you <br />would have $214.00. <br /> <br />Based on the above, my current investment advice is to <br />drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement <br />program, I call it the 401Keg. <br /> <br /> <br />
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