Would you believe..... (a little humor)

[dharmon]

Mook is the sound of a cat being stepped on????

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz

QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt

Actually, I think it's pronounced Muck[}:)]

locomutt[:)]

Mookie, pronounced like kooky, or cookie?[:D]

- It is pronounced like "get out from under my feet or I am going to flatten you, you stupid cat!"

As Skeets sez - OOk.

Moo

[dharmon]

No, it's just that they have the same family doctor.........Seuss I think his name is..

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by JoeKoh

would ewe like the them in a box would ewe like them with a fox would ewe like them on a plane would ewe like them on a train would ewe like them here or there i would like ewe anywhere!
just for you ME!
stay safe
Joe

I think MAC (Kev) and Joe attended the same Christmas party. The egg nog musta been heavy on the "juice".

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Hey look I posted up there, well i'm going to post again..

Has anyone noticed this

ONE Sheep,
Two Sheep
Three Sheep

Ok, whats up with that? That is far to confusing for a frenchie like me. So i hearby would like to make an adendum to the English language and it is as follows:

One Shep Thats right, "Shep" Pronounced .. errr. well, like "Shep"
Two Sheep
Three Sheep

One Shep, Two Sheep, Red sheep, Blue sheep!!

WHOS WITH ME?!?!?!?
let me hear you say I!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [:p]

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes


New Bumper Sticker...nominated for Bumper Sticker of
the Year...

"If you can read this - THANK A TEACHER! If you're
reading it in English -THANK A VETERAN!"

That's kind of like the old....

"Frankfurt Ground, American 231 requesting taxi, we are unfamiliar..."

American 231, Frankfurt Ground. Are you saying you have not been to Frankfurt before?"

"Ground, American 231, I have, but it was in 1944 and I was flying a different Boeing product. We didn't stop."

[locomutt]

Actually,if we didn't like the Mook,
we wouldn't pick on her[:D]
locomutt[:D] [8D]

[locomutt]

Okay,I sit corrected[:I]
locomutt[:o)]

[zardoz]

QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt

Actually, I think it's pronounced Muck[}:)]

locomutt[:)]

Mookie, pronounced like kooky, or cookie?[:D]

[locomutt]

Actually, I think it's pronounced Muck[}:)]

locomutt[:)]

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Hey look I posted up there, well i'm going to post again..

Has anyone noticed this

ONE Sheep,
Two Sheep
Three Sheep

Ok, whats up with that? That is far to confusing for a frenchie like me. So i hearby would like to make an adendum to the English language and it is as follows:

One Shep Thats right, "Shep" Pronounced .. errr. well, like "Shep"
Two Sheep
Three Sheep

One Shep, Two Sheep, Red sheep, Blue sheep!!

WHOS WITH ME?!?!?!?
let me hear you say I!

OK Kevin - you and Joe get my vote - my first really good laugh for the day!

Mook or is it Mok?

[Anonymous]

New Bumper Sticker...nominated for Bumper Sticker of
the Year...

"If you can read this - THANK A TEACHER! If you're
reading it in English -THANK A VETERAN!"

[Mikeygaw]

Some funny bumper stickers...

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

[dharmon]

I'm voting for whatever ME proposes[:I]

[Mikeygaw]

like, now, i'd have to like, agree with like, me on this, and like, tell kev to be quiet... or, was that like to talk more, like i don't remember now... but, like it matters

[JoeKoh]

would ewe like the them in a box would ewe like them with a fox would ewe like them on a plane would ewe like them on a train would ewe like them here or there i would like ewe anywhere!
just for you ME!
stay safe
Joe

[Anonymous]

Oh for heavens sake..

Who votes we make no adendum, and tell Kevin to shut up... ??? Remember, i'm prettier, vote for My resolution! [:D]

[Anonymous]

Hey look I posted up there, well i'm going to post again..

Has anyone noticed this

ONE Sheep,
Two Sheep
Three Sheep

Ok, whats up with that? That is far to confusing for a frenchie like me. So i hearby would like to make an adendum to the English language and it is as follows:

One Shep Thats right, "Shep" Pronounced .. errr. well, like "Shep"
Two Sheep
Three Sheep

One Shep, Two Sheep, Red sheep, Blue sheep!!

WHOS WITH ME?!?!?!?
let me hear you say I!

[Anonymous]

Congrats on your fourth star, I'm next in case you were wondering

[locomutt]

Congrats on the 4 stars[:D]
Maybe next time You will do better next time [?][:D][}:)]
locomutt[[8D]

























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[dharmon]

Aghh Jim...the four gold stars are blinding me, must avert my gaze a s I t r y a n d typ e ........I' m not wor t h y ...

[Anonymous]

Poor George . . . was born with a Texas sized foot in his mouth. [:D] [:D] [:D]

(And a wallet full of cash.) [:0]

[vsmith]

Congrates to your forth star, got this sent from a friend, and had to share it.

-From the mouth of our Fearless Leader . . .

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future."
- Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Governor George W. Bush

[edblysard]

Between you Alex and Joe, we ought to have quite a few .
Congrats...
Ed

[Mookie]

I wondered what those trumpets were that I heard!!!!

Congrats

Mookie

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

Well now, THIS is a special post for me, it is my 1000th post. [:p]

congrats on four admiral jim

[Anonymous]

Well now, THIS is a special post for me, it is my 1000th post. [:p]

So on with the show/paper. [8D]



A State Police Trooper pulls a sweet little old lady over for her driving. She was going 23 on a 70 mph highway. He walks up to the car as she rolls down her window.

"Lady why are you driving so slow" he asks?

She replied, "Officier, the speed limit is 23 on this highway".

"No madam, 23 is the highway you are on, the speed limit is 70. You have mistaken the highway sign for a speed limit sign" he states.

She replies, "Officier, I am so sorry. I will do better now that you have corrected me".

As the officier begins to say goodbye to her he notices her passengers are all white as newly laundried sheets. He asks the lady, "Why do the other ladies in the car with you look like they have just seen a ghost"?

She replies, "Well Officier, we just got off of Highway 115".

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Then I must be Hard, Slow, and burnt.

You will be for sure when ME finds out about the red . . . . ah . . . oh never mind. [:D]

[Anonymous]

Then I must be Hard, Slow, and burnt.

[Anonymous]

Our little Thanksgiving vacation has come and gone so now it is time to get back into the daily grind. To help us do so is the next edition of our paper. It is time for . .. . . . . .Monday Madness [:)]



Daily Thoughts

Bills go through the mail at twice the speed of
checks.

"I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up...
they have no holidays." Henny Youngman

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.