QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon If your talking bout a resolution, hey we all want to change the world...... sorry wrong song while in the yellow submarine [:D]
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon If your talking bout a resolution, hey we all want to change the world...... sorry wrong song
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QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith BANG! that's a good joke! Thought I'd throw this on itno the mix... Subject: New Words for a New Century Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supplying a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners: Intaxication: - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: - Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Giraffiti: - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Sarchasm: - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: - Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: - A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit) Karmageddon: - It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Glibido: - All talk and no action. Dopeler Effect: - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you have been smoking marijuana. And, the pick of the literature: Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *** hole.
Willy
QUOTE: Originally posted by raakone A girl asks her mother for advice on finding "The right man" "1", she says, "Don't sleep with a man before you're married!" "2", she adds, "don't marry a man who snores!" Sounds like a catch-22, eh?
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by JoeKoh ouch! heres an oldy but a goody how does a cat and dog say merry christmas? fleas navidad! stay safe Joe ....that's because it's nacho average dog......... just for you Mook.[;)] Leave her alone . . . cheese mine [:D] [:D] [}:)] [;)] [:D] This one had people running to see if I was hurt!!! Now I can't work - darn! [:D] Mook
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by JoeKoh ouch! heres an oldy but a goody how does a cat and dog say merry christmas? fleas navidad! stay safe Joe ....that's because it's nacho average dog......... just for you Mook.[;)] Leave her alone . . . cheese mine [:D] [:D] [}:)] [;)] [:D]
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by JoeKoh ouch! heres an oldy but a goody how does a cat and dog say merry christmas? fleas navidad! stay safe Joe ....that's because it's nacho average dog......... just for you Mook.[;)]
QUOTE: Originally posted by JoeKoh ouch! heres an oldy but a goody how does a cat and dog say merry christmas? fleas navidad! stay safe Joe
She who has no signature! cinscocom-tmw
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie Joe - you and Dan have been hanging out together again! Groan Mookie
Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mikeygaw or all ten reasons?
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