Would you believe..... (a little humor)

[Anonymous]

OK, time to turn off the radio, pull out the 8 Track, and get back to some serious humor, fun, games, links, and the occasional educational post. (For those of you too young to know what an 8 track is--just ask your dad.)


Da Mook sent me these so I pass them along to yall. [:p]




People over 25 should be dead...to the survivors:

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's probably shouldn't have survived.

Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint. We had no
childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our
bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one
actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in
it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing..

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we
were back when the street lights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. No cell phones. Unthinkable.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down
the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into
the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at
all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal
cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.

We had friends! We went outside and found them.
We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth,and there were
no lawsuits from these accidents.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and
although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did
the worms live inside us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or
rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them!

Congratulations. Please pass this on to others who have had the luck
to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives,
for our own good.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors?

[Mikeygaw]

i've heard of wildlife problems, but this is rediculus!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031217/ap_on_re_us/deer_train_station_3

[edblysard]

Mookie...
Get Back, get back, get back to where you once belonged...
Edman

[JoeKoh]

Mookie
we have a cure for you cat scratch fever!
stay safe
Joe

[Mookie]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

Just scratch the inside of her ears and watch her eyes roll back in her head in pleasure...

did I ever mention that I'm a professional cat torturer....

send me a price list!

Mook

[vsmith]

Just scratch the inside of her ears and watch her eyes roll back in her head in pleasure...

did I ever mention that I'm a professional cat torturer....

[Mookie]

The Mookie has a headache and her eyes are crossed!

[vsmith]

I would prefer to be called by my stage name...

Nutty Spice!

sort of like Prozac!..Sometimes you feel like a nut! Sometimes you Don't!

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

i'd like to manage the Spice Girls!

You have:

Grumpy Spice......CF
Snowy Spice .....Alaskaman
Unihead Spice........
Silly Spice.....Zardoz, Vsmith
Kitty Spice....
Serious Spice....KPH

[Anonymous]

i'd like to manage the Spice Girls!

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard

Hey Jim,
If you printed all these jokes up, and put them together in a binder, you could call yourself a Paperback Writer.
You could do so without any Help at all.
It would make for a Hard Days Night, but when you were done, you could to get with Kevin to get a Ticket to Ride, and go with him Back to the USSR, where I am sure the joke book would be such a big hit it might cause a Revolution.
Stay Frosty,
Ed

Ed [;)]

Can I bring . . . . Sergeant Pepppers (he is a little lonely you know) and my pet raccoon Rocky, we call him Rocky Raccoon.

As I understand it...Sgt Pepper won a battlefield commission and is now Maj Pepper (ret). He and his brother, James, a Doctor no less are managing the Spice Girls.

[Anonymous]

hmmmmmmmm

Kev is in the forums but not online with MSN Chat -- what is WRONG with that picture? [:(]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard

Hey Jim,
If you printed all these jokes up, and put them together in a binder, you could call yourself a Paperback Writer.
You could do so without any Help at all.
It would make for a Hard Days Night, but when you were done, you could to get with Kevin to get a Ticket to Ride, and go with him Back to the USSR, where I am sure the joke book would be such a big hit it might cause a Revolution.
Stay Frosty,
Ed

Ed [;)]

Can I bring . . . . Sergeant Pepppers (he is a little lonely you know) and my pet raccoon Rocky, we call him Rocky Raccoon.

[Anonymous]

That's it

Louis Vitton!

Trust me, Very expensive

Matter of Fact, I can see my wallet outside this wondow now in the freezing cold holding up a picket sign..

It went on strike last night, and both parties are at a lock out,

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

HEY! I bought my Girlfriend an LV bag, i don't know what the LV stands for, but I know it hurt my Wallet..


I am not Cheap!

Although I can smell a sale from 9 miles away...

I ain't Cheap

[:D]

BAD NEWS KEVIN

I asked my wife, She-who-knows-all-things-fashion, and she says LV stands for Louis Vitton, very fashionable, very exclusive and very expensive. I hope she doesnt develop a taste for high end stuff like that.

[Anonymous]

Ahh this has got to stop!

HELP! [:D]

Hey Jude! Don't Paint it black

Wait...

nevermind that last one.

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

At what point do we go back to posting about Coo Coo Ka Choo Choos

And since I guess I'm the walrus, whose the eggman .......or is that Ed.....man

[dharmon]

At what point do we go back to posting about Coo Coo Ka Choo Choos

[JoeKoh]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

shes sound asleep so she can't correct me

I wish it would have cost LV

Think it's
Laurent Valino
Laurent Valouckie
Lawrence Vanguino
Lawrence of Arabia

(ok not the last one)

Expensive as heck

oh yeah and that one too.

but she loves You now you know that can"t be bad
she loves YOU and you know you should be glad ooooooooooooooo!
ouch I better call the doctor![:)]
stay safe
Joe

[edblysard]

Hey Jim,
If you printed all these jokes up, and put them together in a binder, you could call yourself a Paperback Writer.
You could do so without any Help at all.
It would make for a Hard Days Night, but when you were done, you could to get with Kevin to get a Ticket to Ride, and go with him Back to the USSR, where I am sure the joke book would be such a big hit it might cause a Revolution.
Stay Frosty,
Ed

[Anonymous]

It is now time for the next edition of the Hunor Thread Paper [:)]


This is a true story.


One time at church several of the ladies were discussing wearing makeup and not wearing makeup. Some for "for" and some were "against". The discussion continued for some time with neither side giving in. The pastor just happened to walk into the area where the discussion was taking place. Poor man became caught in the middle. So they ask the pastor point blank his decision on wearing makeup.
After a few seconds of thought he said, "A little paint will make any old barn look better". [:D]

[Anonymous]

Well now , I thought this was the humor thread but all I hear is . . . . .

The Sound Of Music [8D]


The Hillllssss are alive with the sound of Musicccccccccccccccccccccccccccc.

OK , I stop singing. [}:)]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard

So your the Walrus at the end of the Long and Winding Road?

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

If your talking bout a resolution, hey we all want to change the world......

sorry wrong song

while in the yellow submarine [:D]

Possibly, I have a moustache....and an extra layer of ..warmth.....I swim well.

Oh yeah, well everybody has something to hide except for me and my monkey, back here in the USSR

OK . . OK . . OK

IT'S TIME TO . . . . .


LET IT BE [;)]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard

So your the Walrus at the end of the Long and Winding Road?

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

If your talking bout a resolution, hey we all want to change the world......

sorry wrong song

while in the yellow submarine [:D]

Possibly, I have a moustache....and an extra layer of ..warmth.....I swim well.

Oh yeah, well everybody has something to hide except for me and my monkey, back here in the USSR

[Anonymous]

shes sound asleep so she can't correct me

I wish it would have cost LV

Think it's
Laurent Valino
Laurent Valouckie
Lawrence Vanguino
Lawrence of Arabia

(ok not the last one)

Expensive as heck

oh yeah and that one too.

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

HEY! I bought my Girlfriend an LV bag, i don't know what the LV stands for, but I know it hurt my Wallet..


I am not Cheap!

Although I can smell a sale from 9 miles away...

I ain't Cheap

[:D]

LV sounds like the Roman numerals for the price

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard

So your the Walrus at the end of the Long and Winding Road?

QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

If your talking bout a resolution, hey we all want to change the world......

sorry wrong song

while in the yellow submarine [:D]

Possibly, I have a moustache....and an extra layer of ..warmth.....I swim well.

[Anonymous]

HEY! I bought my Girlfriend an LV bag, i don't know what the LV stands for, but I know it hurt my Wallet..


I am not Cheap!

Although I can smell a sale from 9 miles away...

I ain't Cheap

[:D]

[edblysard]

And we are cheap, too!
Ed

[vsmith]

Need a laugh...?

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>
>
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>
>
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> you
> get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm
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>
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about
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