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Well now, THIS is a special post for me, it is my 1000th post. [:p] So on with the show/paper. [8D] A State Police Trooper pulls a sweet little old lady over for her driving. She was going 23 on a 70 mph highway. He walks up to the car as she rolls down her window. "Lady why are you driving so slow" he asks? She replied, "Officier, the speed limit is 23 on this highway". "No madam, 23 is the highway you are on, the speed limit is 70. You have mistaken the highway sign for a speed limit sign" he states. She replies, "Officier, I am so sorry. I will do better now that you have corrected me". As the officier begins to say goodbye to her he notices her passengers are all white as newly laundried sheets. He asks the lady, "Why do the other ladies in the car with you look like they have just seen a ghost"? She replies, "Well Officier, we just got off of Highway 115".
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