Carl
Railroader Emeritus (practiced railroading for 46 years--and in 2010 I finally got it right!)
CAACSCOCOM--I don't want to behave improperly, so I just won't behave at all. (SM)
Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").
Larry Resident Microferroequinologist (at least at my house) Everyone goes home; Safety begins with you My Opinion. Standard Disclaimers Apply. No Expiration Date Come ride the rails with me! There's one thing about humility - the moment you think you've got it, you've lost it...
She who has no signature! cinscocom-tmw
QUOTE: Originally posted by CShaveRR I was having lunch yesterday with a bunch of retired railroaders, and this one came out: There once was a guy who, after many unhappy years of marriage, finally had it. He decided that his wife must go. Of course, he couldn't kill her, so he called his cousin. "No, I couldn't kill somebody I knew. But I'll send over this friend of mine..." Next day there was a knock at the door. "I'm Artie. I hear you have a problem I might be able to help with." The husband explains. Artie responds, "Sure, I can handle that. But it will cost you $10,000, and I need $5,000 of that up front." Sadly, the husband says, $10,000 is no problem, but I only have one dollar on me right now." Artie, noting the husband's ovious disappointment, says, "That's OK. Just give me the buck, and I'll take care of it." The next day, the unsuspecting wife goes shopping at the local Safeway store. She enters the parking lot. And as she gets out of her car, Artie is there. He quickly grabs her by the throat and strangles her. After he eases her lifeless body back into the car, he takes a nervous look around. He realizes that two cars down a guy had seen the whole incident, and was rushing into the store to tell someone. Quickly Artie tackles the guy and strangles him, too. But by this time there were quite a few witnesses. Artie is helpless, and eventually the whole story comes out. The newspaper headline the next day: ARTIE CHOKES 2 FOR $1.00 AT SAFEWAY
Have fun with your trains
QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman Well i'm going downstairs, and i'm going to remove the welcome mat.
QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt Did some one foget to hit the TAB key[?]
Being Crazy,keeps you from going "INSANE" !! "The light at the end of the tunnel,has been turned off due to budget cuts" NOT AFRAID A Vet., and PROUD OF IT!!
QUOTE: Originally posted by Kathi Kube QUOTE: Originally posted by Mikeygaw Kung Fu Kitties! Oh, I LIKE the Kung Fu Kitties!!! Jab! Punch! Roundhouse kick!! Sweeeeeeeeet. I remember most (but not all) these commercials. But here's one that goes way back in my memory. "Grab a bucket and mop..." What was advertised is still around, but no one there looks like those scrawny young men dancing with their mops anymore. Any takers? kathi
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mikeygaw Kung Fu Kitties!
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