QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes Time for Monday Madness . . . . . [:)] Jim and Vic [:D] Yall should like these. [;)] Word Play Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes inverse. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu: the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: It taint yours and it taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Being Crazy,keeps you from going "INSANE" !! "The light at the end of the tunnel,has been turned off due to budget cuts" NOT AFRAID A Vet., and PROUD OF IT!!
QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt Another good one for Sunday. One year ago today,7 people give their all doing a job that they wanted to do. Space Shuttle Columbia 1 year later Try the link at:http://www.dobhran.com/greetings/GRcolumbia.htm locomutt
Have fun with your trains
QUOTE: Originally posted by locomutt Another good one for Sunday (anytime for that matter) This comes from the"BOSS" http://www.dobhran.com/greetings/GRinspire247.htm
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman And a headless Train conductor walks the now single track in search of his long lost head with a lantern that aways from side to side, a bright amber light that can be seen for miles.. or so they say... I've walked those tracks many times, and i didn't see S**&. Thats because you weren't drunk off your *ss walking home, startling a very surprised and angry Opposum which growled and hissed at your chemical filled mind leaving a very different memory, Hence here in the southwest and Mexico we get the Legend of the Chupacabra![}:)] Next time try walking the same stretch of track after downing a bottle of Vicks Formula 44 couch syrup, I garrentee you'll see something![:p] So if I'm walking along the railroad tracks and I find the trainman's head....is it railroad property or can I keep it and sell it on Ebay?
QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman And a headless Train conductor walks the now single track in search of his long lost head with a lantern that aways from side to side, a bright amber light that can be seen for miles.. or so they say... I've walked those tracks many times, and i didn't see S**&. Thats because you weren't drunk off your *ss walking home, startling a very surprised and angry Opposum which growled and hissed at your chemical filled mind leaving a very different memory, Hence here in the southwest and Mexico we get the Legend of the Chupacabra![}:)] Next time try walking the same stretch of track after downing a bottle of Vicks Formula 44 couch syrup, I garrentee you'll see something![:p]
QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman And a headless Train conductor walks the now single track in search of his long lost head with a lantern that aways from side to side, a bright amber light that can be seen for miles.. or so they say... I've walked those tracks many times, and i didn't see S**&.
She who has no signature! cinscocom-tmw
QUOTE: Originally posted by tree68 QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes I am putting this here as a P S A (Public Service Announcement). I have my doubts as to "IF" it is true or not, but I would feel real bad if it were true and I didn't at least say something about it (and someone was hurt because of it). There is a ton of junk floating around on the interent that is nothing but pure garbage. Who starts it all I don't know. A lot of it finds it way into my email account. I read it and delete it most of the time. But I am going to share just a small piece of this email I received just as a precaution. As I said , I doubt it is true, but just to be safe I will pass a little of it on to you : I have been asked by state and local authorities to write this email in order to get the word out to car drivers of a very dangerous prank that is occurring in numerous states. Some person or persons have been affixing hypodermic needles to the underside of gas pump handles! OK, this is all I am going to cut and paste into this post. When you do buy gas in the near future, just to be safe, do check the handle of the gas pump BEFORE you touch it. I am putting this here because this thread is one that most forum members check out at least once a day. I have also referred to it as The Humor Thread Paper, so it is "fitting" that it be here. As Joe would say . . . Stay Safe. Probably find this on the Urban Legends pages - it's been around for a long time. Not that some yahoo won't see it sometime and think it'll be fun to try...
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes I am putting this here as a P S A (Public Service Announcement). I have my doubts as to "IF" it is true or not, but I would feel real bad if it were true and I didn't at least say something about it (and someone was hurt because of it). There is a ton of junk floating around on the interent that is nothing but pure garbage. Who starts it all I don't know. A lot of it finds it way into my email account. I read it and delete it most of the time. But I am going to share just a small piece of this email I received just as a precaution. As I said , I doubt it is true, but just to be safe I will pass a little of it on to you : I have been asked by state and local authorities to write this email in order to get the word out to car drivers of a very dangerous prank that is occurring in numerous states. Some person or persons have been affixing hypodermic needles to the underside of gas pump handles! OK, this is all I am going to cut and paste into this post. When you do buy gas in the near future, just to be safe, do check the handle of the gas pump BEFORE you touch it. I am putting this here because this thread is one that most forum members check out at least once a day. I have also referred to it as The Humor Thread Paper, so it is "fitting" that it be here. As Joe would say . . . Stay Safe.
QUOTE: Originally posted by tree68 QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes On the front- 60 is not old. On the back- If you're a tree. I'm not 60, but I am Tree. So I'm really not old...
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes On the front- 60 is not old. On the back- If you're a tree.
Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").
Larry Resident Microferroequinologist (at least at my house) Everyone goes home; Safety begins with you My Opinion. Standard Disclaimers Apply. No Expiration Date Come ride the rails with me! There's one thing about humility - the moment you think you've got it, you've lost it...
Carl
Railroader Emeritus (practiced railroading for 46 years--and in 2010 I finally got it right!)
CAACSCOCOM--I don't want to behave improperly, so I just won't behave at all. (SM)
QUOTE: Originally posted by jhhtrainsplanes The first is an honorable mention because the individual survived. A teenager was found in the railroad yard unconscious with severe lacerations on his face and head. When he regained consciousness, he informed authorities that he got them by seeing how close he could get his head to a moving train before he could feel anything.
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