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Posted by n2mopac on Thursday, May 5, 2005 9:24 AM
OK! On a MUCH lighter note . . .

A priest, a rabbi, a blond, a redneck, and a dog walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them as says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"[:D] [8D] [:)] [;)] [(-D]

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Posted by Jack_S on Thursday, May 5, 2005 10:21 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

[%-)][%-)][%-)]
musta missed something....who was it that said "In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash"


Jean Sheperd, whose first book was thus entitled.

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Posted by Jack_S on Thursday, May 5, 2005 10:35 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by tree68

Originally posted by daveklepper

As for the "Big Bang," the term was coined by a scholar who didn't believe it happened. He was using it in a derogatory sense. He believed that the universe is infinite in space and time (as do I).


That would be Fred Hoyle, who was, for many years, the chief proponent of the "Steady State Universe." However, Hoyle, in the face of a ton of accumulating cosmological evidence, gave up on Steady State and, decades ago, publicly accepted the concept of the Big Bang. Which was not an explosion in any sense, just a rapid expansion.

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Posted by jeaton on Thursday, May 5, 2005 12:20 PM
"Rapid Expansion"? I'm sure glad I wasn't around when it started. LOL

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Posted by dharmon on Thursday, May 5, 2005 12:22 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by jeaton

"Rapid Expansion"? I'm sure glad I wasn't around when it started. LOL

Jay


No kidding...that's what I got after I had wings at Hooters yesterday....[:0]
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Posted by gabe on Thursday, May 5, 2005 12:34 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by jeaton

"Rapid Expansion"? I'm sure glad I wasn't around when it started. LOL

Jay


No kidding...that's what I got after I had wings at Hooters yesterday....[:0]


After?[:0][:0]
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Posted by selector on Thursday, May 5, 2005 1:19 PM
So, my waist expansion mirrors that of the Universe? I guess it IS natural to expand with age. [:D]
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Posted by ajmiller on Thursday, May 5, 2005 1:22 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by jeaton

"Rapid Expansion"? I'm sure glad I wasn't around when it started. LOL

Jay


No kidding...that's what I got after I had wings at Hooters yesterday....[:0]


Well, I'm glad I wasn't around when that started!
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Posted by dharmon on Thursday, May 5, 2005 1:28 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by gabe

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by jeaton

"Rapid Expansion"? I'm sure glad I wasn't around when it started. LOL

Jay


No kidding...that's what I got after I had wings at Hooters yesterday....[:0]


After?[:0][:0]


I don't remember much about being there. The fembots were using thier mind control devices on me......
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Posted by egmurphy on Thursday, May 5, 2005 3:35 PM
QUOTE: csx engineer: ...there is always PBS with are you being served..the mad adder...

At the risk of sounding like a rivet counter, that's Black Adder. Just happens to be my personal favorite among the Brit humor programs. See:
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/8889/bladder.htm

Note that this website also has Monty Python stuff, and Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served?........


"Black Adder, Black Adder, he rides a pitchblack steed,
Black Adder, Black Adder, he's very bad indeed......"
[{(-_-)}]

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Posted by csxengineer98 on Thursday, May 5, 2005 4:07 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by egmurphy

QUOTE: csx engineer: ...there is always PBS with are you being served..the mad adder...

At the risk of sounding like a rivet counter, that's Black Adder. Just happens to be my personal favorite among the Brit humor programs. See:
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/8889/bladder.htm

Note that this website also has Monty Python stuff, and Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served?........


"Black Adder, Black Adder, he rides a pitchblack steed,
Black Adder, Black Adder, he's very bad indeed......"
[{(-_-)}]

Regards

Ed
my bad...at least i got the last part of the titel right..lol...
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, May 5, 2005 5:43 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by jeaton

"Rapid Expansion"? I'm sure glad I wasn't around when it started. LOL

Jay


No kidding...that's what I got after I had wings at Hooters yesterday....[:0]


Wish I got a BIG BANG at HOOTERS!!!

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Posted by Junctionfan on Thursday, May 5, 2005 5:50 PM
Which deadly sin are you talking about? Gluttony or lust?[}:)]
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Posted by espeefoamer on Thursday, May 5, 2005 6:07 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Nuclearwinter

Prayer happens the moment you car stalls and the cross bars come down and you hear the horn.

Prayer is the second thing.The first is a rapidly opening door,followed by the cry "Feet don't fail me now "[:0]!!!
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Posted by csxengineer98 on Thursday, May 5, 2005 8:40 PM
im going to use the holy hang granade of antioc on this thread....
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Posted by ajmiller on Thursday, May 5, 2005 8:57 PM
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ...

Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
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Posted by dharmon on Thursday, May 5, 2005 9:51 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by ajmiller

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ...

Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"


Now that's more like it...RIGHT!


....or one of my personal favorites...

He's not dead.

He most certainly is!

He's just pining for the fjords..

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Posted by Junctionfan on Thursday, May 5, 2005 10:17 PM
Let there be osilating light and he shall bring an AC6000CW from whence it was spawned and bring forth a legion of horse power and it will thunder forth forthwith a 100 doublestacks behind and great speed.The number of the beast will be 666. The ground shall shake and a terrible noise shall echo forth from the beast as it lunges forth toward the gates. The gates shall go down and the beast shall ru***hrough them blocking out all travellers from passing on the otherside. The way will be shut for a several minutes and it upon conclusion the gates shall open up and the way shall be restored once more.

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Posted by ajmiller on Thursday, May 5, 2005 11:22 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon
....or one of my personal favorites...

He's not dead.

He most certainly is!

He's just pining for the fjords..




Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 6, 2005 12:02 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by n2mopac

QUOTE: Originally posted by TheAntiGates

QUOTE: Originally posted by n2mopac

Originally posted by TheAntiGates



Perhaps you should actually READ the book of Genesis and point this out to us, because as one with a Masters degree in theology I am certain that Genesis is completely silent on what may or may not be on other planets.

Ron




Well, *that* is exactly the point!

Genesis is very clear about what he did create and what he didn't... And it doesn't say he created planets around the other stars, and it says he created life on earth..

All it mentions of an extraterrestrial nature is the stars, sun, and moon, supposedly set in the "firmament" of the heavens.. So while we are at it, just what is this "firmament of the heavens"? Is that the body that the sun is "stuck" to? rofl!


This is what thay call and "argument from silence" which in any critical study, biblical or otherwise, is a fallicy. The fact that something is never mentioned proves only that it is not discusses and cannot be construed as "proof" that is does not exist. The same principle applies not only to biblical studies but to philosopgy, literature, law, etc. Therefore this argument holds no water.

Ron


Ahhh, so what you are saying is, that there is so much more to life than what is covered in the bible?

That must be what the catholic priests tell the choir boys?
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Posted by daveklepper on Friday, May 6, 2005 3:25 AM
Thanks!
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Posted by Mookie on Friday, May 6, 2005 6:40 AM
Ok - does anyone know of a female out there that actually enjoys or understands Monty Python?

I fail to see the humor in them and the driver just thinks they are great! Is this truly the difference in the sexes (can I say that on the forum?)

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Posted by cherokee woman on Friday, May 6, 2005 7:26 AM
Mookie, must be a "guy thing". I don't understand or like Monty Python
myself.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, May 6, 2005 7:30 AM
Mook and CW, I'm a guy and was never into MP. More of a "Stooges" fan.
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Posted by oltmannd on Friday, May 6, 2005 7:33 AM
...considering where this thread was headed - despite Gabe's excellent attempt - winding up on Monty Python isn't such a bad thing.....is it?

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Posted by Junctionfan on Friday, May 6, 2005 7:51 AM
Does anybody plan on writing a train bible?
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Posted by edblysard on Friday, May 6, 2005 8:05 AM
Already have one...
Its called the GCOR.....

just like my American express, I dont leave home without it!

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Posted by gabe on Friday, May 6, 2005 8:44 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

Ok - does anyone know of a female out there that actually enjoys or understands Monty Python?

I fail to see the humor in them and the driver just thinks they are great! Is this truly the difference in the sexes (can I say that on the forum?)

Moo


My wife loves it--probably more than me. I think Life of Brian was their crowning achievement she thinks The Search for the Holy Grail is all that.
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Posted by Hugh Jampton on Friday, May 6, 2005 9:03 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

Ok - does anyone know of a female out there that actually enjoys or understands Monty Python?

I fail to see the humor in them and the driver just thinks they are great! Is this truly the difference in the sexes (can I say that on the forum?)

Moo


Women who enjoy Monty Python are like female railfans,, few and far between. So finding one who likes both would be like finding the Holy Grail.
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Posted by Hugh Jampton on Friday, May 6, 2005 9:08 AM
and another thing,, when poor Mr.(?) Conely comes back to see what s**t he's stirred he'll be most dissapointed that his topic has degenerated into a discussion about M.P. and has given us a lot of laughs.
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