Do You support Rule G?

[rixflix]

The Bard's in the yard and dealin' 'em hard, pard'

Boxcars of bon mot's, that is!!!
Side...SIDE??? He's on the side of Truth, Justice and Decipherable English. Watch this::: Doggy, you just claimed to have a big mouth, but I've always thought your stuff was coming out of a more southerly aperture, where the sun is in permanent eclipse.
With best regards and no malice,
Rixflix

[JoeKoh]

gentlemen please agree to disagree.these remarks do not help anyone.
thank you
stay safe
joe

[rixflix]

JohKoh, it's the darnedest thing, but after my last post your name popped into my adverb-addled mind. I thought, "Where's Joe in all these skirmishes?", and remembered that I've always admired your polite presence in these forums. I understood instantly that you wouldn't be mucking around in a place like this I'm thinking that I'll scrape my boots and step outside for a while.
You called me, Joe...thanks.
Rix

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by rixflix

The Bard's in the yard and dealin' 'em hard

Boxcars of bon mot's, that is!!!
Side...SIDE??? He's on the side of Truth, Justice and Decipherable English. Watch this::: Doggy, you just claimed to have a big mouth, but I've always thought your stuff was coming out of a more southerly aperture, where the sun is in permanent eclipse.
With best regards and no malice,
Rixflix

See you were going good

No really , you were doing really well, You actaully had me laughing

then, you regressed and started acting like a typical "railfix" again. AKA: Dolt-like.

Shame shame shame, Now I for one, have never seen people Talk from their butt, as you rick seem to be hinting at, Unless Rick, you know from personal experience?

[Anonymous]

Now Dan, i have an issue with your street talk

Listen up ma homie

Yo, yo, yo me bein raised up on the left side of westmount, saw some whack whack whack crap going dow, brutha.

let me give yous a lesson in Ebonicks

1. Dan take your left hand, extend all extremities (as if you were about to give somoen a high-five)
1.5 make a 90 degree angle, extend your arm with your elbow forming a 90 degree angle, your hand should be pointing towards the sky.
2. Reverse it so your palm is facing your face
3 Cross your Ring finger over your middle finger so you end up with a W shape, Rememeber keep your index and pinky finger straight., keep your thumb straight too
4. Now, begin moving your upper arm (the one with the hand and fingers attached), keeping your elbow and lower arm straight.
4.5 move your upper arm from all the way to the right, and back, but do not surpass the 90 degree angle.
5. yell somehitng like YO YO YO, Word G, or Representing ___________ (name of your city)

with all of thos einstructions, have fun

Rememebr, i didn't encourage you i ghave you instructions..

And Dan, Dan DAN!

it's Doggy-G, Not Doggy D... G is the international symbol.. G-unit, G-string, G-dawg

i'm bound to have my *** kicked now by some yo yo yo rapper.

[edblysard]

Wait,, please, I have to try and process this all...
A Canadian, giving rap and ebonics lessons to a Texan, who lives in California, on how to rap in Shakespearian mis quotes, on a thread about being stoned and drunk at work?

Gonna have to go sit on the back porch and try and forget....

Ed[^]

[Anonymous]

Lets Move ON

DOGGY

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by JoeKoh

gentlemen please agree to disagree.these remarks do not help anyone.
thank you
stay safe
joe

Joe I will agree with you these don't help anyone and Railfix what were your talking

DOGGY

[Anonymous]

Isn't ebonics just Doggys 'bonics' in this 'e'-forum? (no offense Doggy-just pokin'a little fun!) Don't be bad-doggin' me or I'll have to pop a virus in your hard drive!

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by toyomantrains

Isn't ebonics just Doggys 'bonics' in this 'e'-forum? (no offense Doggy-just pokin'a little fun!) Don't be bad-doggin' me or I'll have to pop a virus in your hard drive!

Nice one I like it was funny LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so you don't have to pop a virus

[Anonymous]

Toyo Train,
You have good jokes I wish my brother were just as good

DOGGY

[rixflix]

It was about 1956, when things were all right in this world. I said a wise-*** thing to a friend's dad and he kicked me the length of their yard. My friend was pleading for me to tell his dad off again because he probably couldn't, or needed someone else to get the old Cat's Paw imprint for a change. He had to live in his house and I'll bet he got his kicks a lot!!! Believe you me, a "won't slip" heel newly mounted to a proper Hahn or Florsheim shoe had considerable wallop when coming off the arc with good aim. So I went to my dad and boo-hoo-hooed. Bad thinking. HE whipped MY butt and taught me one of life's Great Lessons::"Mr. Krotulski.did exactly the right thing and I would have done the same thing myself."
Sensitivity (and litigation) in neighborhood affairs was still far over the horizon for us westwardly ho-ing kids but a couple of nights later the whole 'hood could've been seen burning trash in their barrels out in the alley. Admiring each other's displays like they were Christmas illuminations, while the little kids squealed out their game of tag, fathers and sons warmed their hands against the summer evening's chill. Dads would snort about the Danged Kids and we would quietly listen, hanging on to their every word, planning our next mischief.
Boys it's tough proofreading all the nonsense I write. If I ever screw up you'll be after me like gulls on popcorn. It's the cross I bear, but I can't help noticing that the language has been g-r-a-d-u-a-l-l-y improving hereabouts.
Kevin, take Kare.
Doggy, close your mouth so we can see your face, and turn the Cubs cap around the right way. I've got more to say about people who wear caps backwards and sideways, but if you are in my line of fire, I'll try to spare you IF you make an effort in remedial engli***his summer. Promise?
da Bard

[JoeKoh]

QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard

Wait,, please, I have to try and process this all...
A Canadian, giving rap and ebonics lessons to a Texan, who lives in California, on how to rap in Shakespearian mis quotes, on a thread about being stoned and drunk at work?

Gonna have to go sit on the back porch and try and forget....

Ed[^]

Ed I'm with you.[:)]
moving on(thank you)
stay safe
Joe

[tree68]

We've pretty well beat this one to death, but we have improved our grammar and spelling. Therefore:

I hereby declare this topic closed.

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by tree68

We've pretty well beat this one to death, but we have improved our grammar and spelling. Therefore:

I hereby declare this topic closed.

"When to the sessions of sweet silent thought I summon up remembrance of things past, I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought"

[Anonymous]

No wait-
Give me a chance to breath hang on.. I want to be a writer just like rick! let me see if i have wat it takes:

Oh here-nay, tear yay, i writith under the pale moon light, oh feel-I repreived from the heat in the frozen food section of this store! why parting is such sweet sorrow, for every gold i see, equals ten yellows in the bag, phil Collins doth protest my absense while Sheryl Corw sits and waits, OH romeo! where art thou romeo? I'm Just a poor boy nobody likes me.. Sounds caress my ear down here, in Kashmir! Shot to the heart, and your too late you give IN the name of love! one more in the name of love! does yor city have namless streets, mine odes, for the Streets have no name! Weather tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slinges and Aroows A drum a Drum Mcbeath dowth come in the shadowy onset of the harvest, we part, adieu, adieu i say! but she won't turn on her light, No.. she won't even look this way! Oh Blasted For I am Shot; Stiketh a forketh in me; for i am done. The prince of egypt gives me the evil eye.. I said a wise *** thing to the neighbor once.. And he cutteth my hands for robbery and pure treason, why Hullo good neighbor, And God shall wipe all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death, Good morrow to thee fine neighbor, have we reached the hour yet, AYYY!! the deliverence is near, Run for the hills! If you can't stop this Train, how Am i expected too, Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Burns has left the building, You want what on the wall? Oh come come now, this is absured, Quickly wattson, we havn't a moment to lose! ja ja jaja G UNIT! Wow this water is cold, Where would the master of arms hide such a prisoner? if you do right and live well, you will be blessed my son, For god so loved the world,..Dreamer! your nothing but a dreamer!.. And a hush fell upon the corwd, a pin could be heard. I look at my watch and how timeth doth fly, To class i must part, part with my love.

WOW, that took alot, i think i quoted every Movie, prayer, And play i could possibly remember.. Let's see.. oh yeah, matches rick's posting, so who wants to publish me?!?!

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman



Oh here-nay, tear yay, i writith under the pale moon light, oh feel-I repreived from the heat in the frozen food section of this store! why parting is such sweet sorrow, for every gold i see, equals ten yellows in the bag, phil Collins doth protest my absense while Sheryl Corw sits and waits, OH romeo! where art thou romeo? I'm Just a poor boy nobody likes me.. Sounds caress my ear down here, in Kashmir! Shot to the heart, and your too late you give IN the name of love! one more in the name of love! does yor city have namless streets, mine odes, for the Streets have no name! Weather tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slinges and Aroows A drum a Drum Mcbeath dowth come in the shadowy onset of the harvest, we part, adieu, adieu i say! but she won't turn on her light, No.. she won't even look this way! Oh Blasted For I am Shot; Stiketh a forketh in me; for i am done. The prince of egypt gives me the evil eye.. I said a wise *** thing to the neighbor once.. And he cutteth my hands for robbery and pure treason, why Hullo good neighbor, And God shall wipe all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death, Good morrow to thee fine neighbor, have we reached the hour yet, AYYY!! the deliverence is near, Run for the hills! If you can't stop this Train, how Am i expected too, Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Burns has left the building, You want what on the wall? Oh come come now, this is absured, Quickly wattson, we havn't a moment to lose! ja ja jaja G UNIT! Wow this water is cold, Where would the master of arms hide such a prisoner? if you do right and live well, you will be blessed my son, For god so loved the world,..Dreamer! your nothing but a dreamer!.. And a hush fell upon the corwd, a pin could be heard. I look at my watch and how timeth doth fly, To class i must part, part with my love.

Kev, do us a favor and stick to your usual Fren-glish (french+english)
at least we can decifer that!

This is worse than Vogan Poetry, what is this, Shakespeare translated from Klingon?

[Anonymous]

THIS TOPIC IS CLOSED OFFICALY FOR GOOD

THANK YOU
MANGEMENT

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

No wait-
Give me a chance to breath hang on.. I want to be a writer just like rick! let me see if i have wat it takes:

Oh here-nay, tear yay, i writith under the pale moon light, oh feel-I repreived from the heat in the frozen food section of this store! why parting is such sweet sorrow, for every gold i see, equals ten yellows in the bag, phil Collins doth protest my absense while Sheryl Corw sits and waits, OH romeo! where art thou romeo? I'm Just a poor boy nobody likes me.. Sounds caress my ear down here, in Kashmir! Shot to the heart, and your too late you give IN the name of love! one more in the name of love! does yor city have namless streets, mine odes, for the Streets have no name! Weather tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slinges and Aroows A drum a Drum Mcbeath dowth come in the shadowy onset of the harvest, we part, adieu, adieu i say! but she won't turn on her light, No.. she won't even look this way! Oh Blasted For I am Shot; Stiketh a forketh in me; for i am done. The prince of egypt gives me the evil eye.. I said a wise *** thing to the neighbor once.. And he cutteth my hands for robbery and pure treason, why Hullo good neighbor, And God shall wipe all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death, Good morrow to thee fine neighbor, have we reached the hour yet, AYYY!! the deliverence is near, Run for the hills! If you can't stop this Train, how Am i expected too, Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Burns has left the building, You want what on the wall? Oh come come now, this is absured, Quickly wattson, we havn't a moment to lose! ja ja jaja G UNIT! Wow this water is cold, Where would the master of arms hide such a prisoner? if you do right and live well, you will be blessed my son, For god so loved the world,..Dreamer! your nothing but a dreamer!.. And a hush fell upon the corwd, a pin could be heard. I look at my watch and how timeth doth fly, To class i must part, part with my love.

WOW, that took alot, i think i quoted every Movie, prayer, And play i could possibly remember.. Let's see.. oh yeah, matches rick's posting, so who wants to publish me?!?!

name, rank, serial number, date of birth........big 4 nothing more.........torture me with your poetry as you will but I'm not talking.

[rixflix]

No kicking the corpse, and wipe your shoes before stepping out into this beautiful new day!!!
According to Hatu in "The Day the Earth Stood Still", saying "Platu merada mikto" will admit one to the mothership.

[Mookie]

Dan - I want the date of birth only - I am collecting them.

Mook

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by rixflix

No kicking the corpse, and wipe your shoes before stepping out into this beautiful new day!!!
According to Hatu in "The Day the Earth Stood Still", saying "Platu merada mikto" will admit one to the mothership.

I thought you said you were going, or however you phrased that, which you probobly managed to make an essay out of it!

If your leaveing, goodbye, don't let the door hit your butt on the way out.

Not, that sounds to kindergarten for you, right Railfix.. let me rephrase that...

if you are to terminate association with this thread, Adeiu my brother, parting is such sweet sorrow, do not let the swinging or sliding barrier by which an entry is closed and opened to cause to come into contact your Gelutus-maximus posterrier on the way so as to be missing or displaced from the usual or proper place.

[dharmon]

"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

[vsmith]

Enough of these lessons in bad Klingon Verse. If I want my to feel my skin crawl and feel that overwhelming urge to run screaming out of the room out of fear for my sanity, I'll go to a Trek convention...I dont need that kind of cringing here...

Kev and Rick... Enough of the bickering, Kevin, whether or not you realize it Rick is an OK guy, he's just pushing your buttons and your responding to each button pushed..and YOU KNOW you can have a short fuse and are easily upset when someone starts to yanks your chain, even I getsurprised at how easy you can get offended, so please, cool off.

And Rick you knumbskull!

Its "Klaatu Verada Nikto" not -platu merada mikto-

I think you just ordered a large cheese pizza served over a old gym shoe!

And Dan, Lay off the Klingon Verse or we're going to come over to your place and beat you about the head and body with my Oxford Omnibus Unabridged The Complete Works of William Shakespeare thats the size of a small coffe table and takes two people to move!

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

Enough of these lessons in bad Klingon Verse. If I want my to feel my skin crawl and feel that overwhelming urge to run screaming out of the room out of fear for my sanity, I'll go to a Trek convention...I dont need that kind of cringing here...

Kev and Rick... Enough of the bickering, Kevin, whether or not you realize it Rick is an OK guy, he's just pushing your buttons and your responding to each button pushed..and YOU KNOW you can have a short fuse and are easily upset when someone starts to yanks your chain, even I getsurprised at how easy you can get offended, so please, cool off.

And Rick you knumbskull!

Its "Klaatu Verada Nikto" not -platu merada mikto-

I think you just ordered a large cheese pizza served over a old gym shoe!

And Dan, Lay off the Klingon Verse or we're going to come over to your place and beat you about the head and body with my Oxford Omnibus Unabridged The Complete Works of William Shakespeare thats the size of a small coffe table and takes two people to move!

I believe that won't hurt nearly as much as the Diet Coke I just pushed out my nose....

[vsmith]

Was it still in the can?

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

Was it still in the can?

from can into mouth....read post .....convulse...laugh...diet coke out nose on to hand / lap. ...mess ...yuck.....diet snot.;......

ohh the burn of carbonation......... which reminds me of something Bill once wrote..

"There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache (or diet coke up the nose ) patiently"

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

Enough of these lessons in bad Klingon Verse. If I want my to feel my skin crawl and feel that overwhelming urge to run screaming out of the room out of fear for my sanity, I'll go to a Trek convention...I dont need that kind of cringing here...

Kev and Rick... Enough of the bickering, Kevin, whether or not you realize it Rick is an OK guy, he's just pushing your buttons and your responding to each button pushed..and YOU KNOW you can have a short fuse and are easily upset when someone starts to yanks your chain, even I getsurprised at how easy you can get offended, so please, cool off.

And Rick you knumbskull!













































Its "Klaatu Verada Nikto" not -platu merada mikto-

I think you just ordered a large cheese pizza served over a old gym shoe!

And Dan, Lay off the Klingon Verse or we're going to come over to your place and beat you about the head and body with my Oxford Omnibus Unabridged The Complete Works of William Shakespeare thats the size of a small coffe table and takes two people to move!

I believe that won't hurt nearly as much as the Diet Coke I just pushed out my nose....

That isin't as bad as the time a friend of mines dumped a Coke on me

DOGGY

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie

Dan - I want the date of birth only - I am collecting them.

Mook

Sorry ..the Navy already took my birthday and several other holidays from me...If you happen to talk to your congressmen anytime soon, could you mention I'd like them back.

[Anonymous]

dharmon,
Yes I will what days did you lose and I'll complane

DOGGY