cbq9911a wrote: Q. Did you hear about the blood test for SPFs (slobbering Pennsy Fans)?A. Draw the blood; if it's tuscan red you've got a SPF.Q. Did you hear about the blood test for Vulcan SPFs?A. Draw the blood; if it's brunswick green you've got a Vulcan SPF.
Q. Did you hear about the blood test for SPFs (slobbering Pennsy Fans)?
A. Draw the blood; if it's tuscan red you've got a SPF.
Q. Did you hear about the blood test for Vulcan SPFs?
A. Draw the blood; if it's brunswick green you've got a Vulcan SPF.
I don't get it.
It takes an iron man to play with a toy iron horse.
R. T. POTEET wrote: corsair7 wrote: jeffrey-wimberly wrote:I've heard that one, but with two dumb blondes.Are there any other kind of Blondes?OOPS. I better not let my D.I.L. read that one. She's blonde and she was smart enough to catch my wirst born.IrvBe careful! My wife - a natural blonde - sometimes reads this forum looking over my shoulder. I most certainly do not want here beating me severely about the head and shoulders with a cast-iron skillet!
corsair7 wrote: jeffrey-wimberly wrote:I've heard that one, but with two dumb blondes.Are there any other kind of Blondes?OOPS. I better not let my D.I.L. read that one. She's blonde and she was smart enough to catch my wirst born.Irv
jeffrey-wimberly wrote:I've heard that one, but with two dumb blondes.
Are there any other kind of Blondes?
OOPS. I better not let my D.I.L. read that one. She's blonde and she was smart enough to catch my wirst born.
Irv
Be careful! My wife - a natural blonde - sometimes reads this forum looking over my shoulder. I most certainly do not want here beating me severely about the head and shoulders with a cast-iron skillet!
Hey what your wife doesn't know won't hurt you. I don't tell my wife about my model railroead related purchases and I am still alive.
And as a model railroader I am sure you don't tell her everything.
Q. why are union pacificslocos painted yellow?
A. because there inishals are U P
Yes, this is a German page. cartoons
But the pictures tell themselfes. And: Pictures are linked to a larger view, click on them.
Wolfgang
Pueblo & Salt Lake RR
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dale8chevyss wrote: Guilford Guy wrote:I'm going to catch hell for this...Why are there no Baby Amtraks?Because they pullout of the station on time... That one IS bad. ;)
Guilford Guy wrote:I'm going to catch hell for this...Why are there no Baby Amtraks?Because they pullout of the station on time...
I'm going to catch hell for this...
Why are there no Baby Amtraks?
Because they pullout of the station on time...
That one IS bad. ;)
i dont get it
Modeling the N&W freelanced at the height of their steam era in HO.
Daniel G.
me no understand foren languege.
From the far, far reaches of the wild, wild west I am: rtpoteet
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Here're a few cartoons.
Enjoy it!
cwclark wrote: marknewton wrote:I don't get it either. What's a "G--D-----" when it's at home?Cheers,Mark.The joke is that Texas is such a big state that it takes a few days to travel thru it...
marknewton wrote:I don't get it either. What's a "G--D-----" when it's at home?Cheers,Mark.
The joke is that Texas is such a big state that it takes a few days to travel thru it...
Flashwave wrote: marknewton wrote:I don't get it either. What's a "G--D-----" when it's at home?Cheers,Mark.That much is a censored phrase.
That much is a censored phrase.
loathar wrote: cwclark wrote: marknewton wrote:I don't get it either. What's a "G--D-----" when it's at home?Cheers,Mark.The joke is that Texas is such a big state that it takes a few days to travel thru it....Have you not heard the words of wit?: the sun has risen, the sun has set, and here we are in Texas yet....gee...i'm a poet and don't even know it!....chuckI've driven across Texas. I definitely got THAT joke!
cwclark wrote: marknewton wrote:I don't get it either. What's a "G--D-----" when it's at home?Cheers,Mark.The joke is that Texas is such a big state that it takes a few days to travel thru it....Have you not heard the words of wit?: the sun has risen, the sun has set, and here we are in Texas yet....gee...i'm a poet and don't even know it!....chuck
The joke is that Texas is such a big state that it takes a few days to travel thru it....Have you not heard the words of wit?: the sun has risen, the sun has set, and here we are in Texas yet....gee...i'm a poet and don't even know it!....chuck
I've driven across Texas. I definitely got THAT joke!
Lattayards wrote:4 hours of eastbound train travel from New Orleans would probably put you in Florida.Kind of reminds me of the problem I give my Algebra students: a train leaves NYC heading west at 50 mph and an hour later a train leaves Chicago heading east on a parallel track at 40 mph. If it's 800 miles between NYC and Chicago, how far apart are the trains when they meet?Don't work too hard on this one, remember the subject of this post.
4 hours of eastbound train travel from New Orleans would probably put you in Florida.
Kind of reminds me of the problem I give my Algebra students: a train leaves NYC heading west at 50 mph and an hour later a train leaves Chicago heading east on a parallel track at 40 mph. If it's 800 miles between NYC and Chicago, how far apart are the trains when they meet?
Don't work too hard on this one, remember the subject of this post.
Just a few feet!!
Q: Why are some flatcars depressed?
A: Because they have a low opinion of themselves.
Dave
Just be glad you don't have to press "2" for English.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hqFS1GZL4s
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Two fellows who stayed way-too-long at a New York City bar try to make their way home. As they stagger down the sidewalk, one accidentally goes down a subway entrance and emerges several blocks away, rejoining his friend.
"Hey, where 'ya been?" says his friend.
"Man!" said the other, "I've just been stumbling around in some guy's basement, and you should see his train set!!!"
Jim
The difference between a fairie tale and a railroad story:
A fairie tale begins "Once upon a time"; A railroad story begins "This aint no s**t"
New Yorker: Where does this train track go, farmer?
Vermonter: Don't go nowhere. It's been in the same place since I was born.
Israel is a small country as countries go but you reminded of this story.
A Texan goes to visit a Kibbutz (cooperative farm) in Israel to see how they do things there. While taking to his guide he says the following:
Ya know I've got so much land back in Texas that I can get into my car and ride in it all day and still not come to the end of my land.
The Israeli answers:
"I once had a car like that!"
I like the 'chicken' one,but it could'nt have happened on a UK HST-if shot from the front,an unthawed chicken would have finished up in the Diner,4 cars back,most of the front was Fibre-glass
Steve