Staying on topic, why is it so Hard for some???????

[jonadel]

A wabbit for lunch and then BB and I are going to hunt for supper[:)]

[Anonymous]

[FJ and G]

Did I hear wabbit? I'm there baby.

[jonadel]

What is a Leg Lamp?
Jon

[laz 57]

Watch out those rabbits have fangs and things.....
laz57

[Anonymous]

A biscuit eating, grit slopping killer wabbit:
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Voice over: Meanwhile, King Arthur and Bedevere, not more than a swallow's
flight away, had discovered something.

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
Knight of Ni: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....

(pregnant pause)

A SHRUBBERY!!!!
(dramatic minor chord)
Arthur: A *WHAT*?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not *too* expensive.
Arthur; Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!

(music)

Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Arthur: What is that?
Knight of Ni: We are now *no longer* the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang,
zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, o Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find....

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
(another minor chord)
Arthur: Oh not *another* shrubbery!!
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!


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[Dr. John]

"Wahl's Hair Clipper Oil" . . .

. . . boon or bane to track conductivity and cleanliness?

(to keep this thing marginally train related)

[Dr. John]

"Surely you can't be serious!"

"I'm very serious. And don't call me Shirley."

[garyseven]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "

[Dr. John]

Arhur: "Sir Gawain, this new learning fascinates me! Tell me again how sheep's bladders may be used to predict earthquakes."

Sir Gawain: "Of course, my Liege!"

[laz 57]

PHIL the grondhong might see his shadow on FEB 2, 2006
laz57

[lionelsoni]

Perhaps this topic should disappear slowly, like the cheshire cat, until only its grin remains.

[garyseven]

The Architect: "What are you saying?"

The Nurse: "Leave her... come back to Montana with me."

The Architect: "I could no sooner run away from her than myself."

The Nurse: "I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!"

The Architect: "Whose reality, yours or mine?"

The Nurse: "My reality AND yours, that's whose!"

The Architect: "What are you saying?"

The Nurse: "Leave her... come back to Montana with me."

The Architect: "I could no sooner run away from her than myself."

The Nurse: "I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!"

The Architect: "Whose reality, yours or mine?"

The Nurse: "My reality AND yours, that's whose!"

The Architect: "What are you saying?"

The Nurse: "Leave her... come back to Montana with me."

The Architect: "I could no sooner run away from her than myself."

The Nurse: "I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!"

The Architect: "Whose reality, yours or mine?"

The Nurse: "My reality AND yours, that's whose!"

The Architect: "What are you saying?"

[FJ and G]

Groundhogs or woodchucks are lucky that the government doesn't set their watches for them like ours does.

Why in the heck didn't they leave daylight savings time in place all year round. I hate getting home in the dark.

Get the government out of setting our clocks. They already control too much of our lives.

[daan]

I think spam sousages bacon and eggs to this..

[nitroboy]

I don't ask yesterday. The most surely I can see is right-side up.

[FJ and G]

DJSpanky writes: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Hey, was just listening to that song on my favorite 40s swing/jazz station. Wind knocked the dish over so no more reception...oh well, the Red Dog beer is good.

[Blueberryhill RR]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Jim Duda

Hmmmmm...I wonder...

What if Mr. Keller starts a "Sticky Poll" - Which ONE of these three presents would you like to receive for Christmas or your favorite Holiday?:

Lionel Polar Express train set...OR,

Red Ryder, lever action, 200 shot BB gun...OR,

Leg Lamp/Wooden "Fragile" Box/Excelsior packing?

I think I'd take the Red Ryder 200 shot repeating rifle
Jim... You really want that wooden box with Fra - Gee - Lee on it.
Don't you?
Chuck

[daan]

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

Lancelot: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

Lancelot: Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?

Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?

Lancelot: Blue.

Bridgekeeper: Right, off you go.

Lancelot: (slightly surprised) Oh! Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

(and off he goes. The knights look at each other.)

Robin: That's EASY!!!

(A mad rush for the bridge. Robin arrives first. The knights
cluster behind. A few sniff and wrinkle their noses, and the
group backs off.)

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

Robin: (excitedly) Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper, I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

Robin: Robin of Camelot.

Bridgekeeper: What...is you quest?

Robin: I seek the Grail!

Bridgekeeper: What...is the capital of Assyria?

Robin: (indignant) I don't know THAT!! (An unseen force whisks him up
and over the side.) AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

(The knights pause, realizing this may be a bit tougher than
all that.)

*** Note: The following bit was cut from the movie. ***

Bedevere: What shall we do, sire?

Arthur: Well, I'm not sure, but...

Bridgekeeper: (off) What...goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

Sir Gawain: (off) Uh...er...ah...Babylon? AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!

*** Movie resumes. ***

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

Sir Galahad: (swallowing) Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper...I am not
afraid...

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

Galahad: (nervous) Sir Galahad...

Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?

Galahad: (really nervous) To seek the Grail...

Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?

Galahad: (relieved) Blue! (starts across; oops) NO!
YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!

(Arthur steps forward)

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

Arthur: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

Arthur: King Arthur of the Britons!

Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?

Arthur: I seek the Holy Grail!

Bridgekeeper: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Arthur: (brief pause) What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?

Bridgekeeper: (confused) Well...I don't know...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!

[espeefoamer]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Dr. John

Be careful! Those things can put an eye out! [;)]

A LEG LAMP?[;)]

[daan]

Bridgekeeper:
"You can only cross this bridge when you answer my 3 questions correctly:
1: What's your favourite color?"
knight: "Blue! , no yellow" .... "Aaagh"

Bridgekeeper;`next, question no 1: how much load can a swallow carry?"

knight:"a european or an african swallow?"

Bridgekeeper: I don´t know .... Aaarg!!



Lovely film, monthy pythons flying circus about the king arthur story!! Had a lot of fun watching that one!

[daan]

QUOTE: Originally posted by 3OsWILLGO

"I'll bite your legs off!!"

[Dr. John]

Be careful! Those things can put an eye out! [;)]

[Blueberryhill RR]

Now, there's a real difficult question.
That's a good idea, Jim.
I wonder which one Bob Keller would choose ??

[Jim Duda]

Hmmmmm...I wonder...

What if Mr. Keller starts a "Sticky Poll" - Which ONE of these three presents would you like to receive for Christmas or your favorite Holiday?:

Lionel Polar Express train set...OR,

Red Ryder, lever action, 200 shot BB gun...OR,

Leg Lamp/Wooden "Fragile" Box/Excelsior packing?

[Blueberryhill RR]

LAZ...Do you own a Red Ryder , lever action, 200 shot repeater rifle ?

Chuck

[laz 57]

Now back to the topic.........
Bisqiuts and GRITS..........................
laz57

[laz 57]

JIMBO my Wife, whomI LOVE DEARLY bought me a leg Lamp last Christmas and it was one of the best gifts I will ever or will ever recieve.
laz57

[hugoroundhouse]

Did you say a leg of lamb was packed in excelsior?

[Jim Duda]

Sadly I don't...yet! But the wooden box marked "Fragile" and the excelsior packing would be just as important as the leg itself! Especially to those who really enjoy that movie. I'm guessing we ALL know someone for whom it would make the "perfect Christmas present". I'll look around the neighborhood in a month and see how many are proudly displaying the lamp in their front window...HA!