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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, July 30, 2010 11:49 AM

Eleanor Roosevelt cooked a darn good hot dog as well:

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Posted by Victrola1 on Friday, July 30, 2010 11:50 AM

 Did the White House chef run the galley on the President's private railroad car, or did Eleanor fry the carp?

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Posted by CNW 6000 on Friday, July 30, 2010 12:03 PM

Victrola1

 Did the White House chef run the galley on the President's private railroad car, or did Eleanor fry the carp?

Are you calling the White House chef a carp?  I thought they only got carp near Chicago.

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Posted by RRKen on Friday, July 30, 2010 1:02 PM

CNW 6000

  I thought they only got carp near Chicago.

That is nothing to really carp about.  The porpoise of the question is whether Eleanor fried the fish herself.   I think they had the company of the Chef on-board the private car to cater to the First Family.   With all due respect, they had enough Haddocks with the economy floundering.  

 And when they had guests along with them, I am sure Eleanor wanted to Trout something new.   Quite sure also those dinners were the bass those guests ever had because Eleanor could show them a whale of a time. 

 I bass stop all this seahorsing around before  you all go into a state of Shark.

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Posted by CNW 6000 on Friday, July 30, 2010 2:18 PM

Oh the stories that must've come from that group.  If the walleyes could talk I'm sure there wouldn't be any crappie stories about all the trips down the pikes.

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Posted by Victrola1 on Friday, July 30, 2010 2:40 PM

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Victrola1

 Did the White House chef run the galley on the President's private railroad car, or did Eleanor fry the carp?

Are you calling the White House chef a carp?  I thought they only got carp near Chicago.

 

Be it mob mongering or fish mongering, marketing is the key. It is not what it is. It is what you convince people it is. Before the campaign plane, fish offal as fact was served off the platform at the rear of a campaign train. The game remains the same.

Concerning Carp and Chicago, you must never call them carp. Please, please, please, call them "Illinois Whitefish." Commercial fisherman on the Illinois River learned this decades ago. It was most profitable.

Put in a tray with cellophane wrap and revised labeling, urbane, urban sophisticates in Chicago bought Illinois Whitefish. They loved its flesh and learned to deal with its hard tissue integrity. They would never eat a plain carp. 

Cook County "statesmen" have achieved national prominence by doing the same.

 Eleanor would understand. So would Franklin.

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted by CNW 6000 on Friday, July 30, 2010 2:43 PM

So what you're saying is the state of IL specializes in taking garbage and packaging it as something valuable then...good marketing + gullible populus = you can do that math.  Smile,Wink, & Grin

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Posted by Victrola1 on Friday, July 30, 2010 2:53 PM

Under extreme duress, my employer has already done the math. It appears on my pay stub under taxes deducted.

As a result, my diet is on the verge of becoming nothing but "Illinois Whitefish."

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So what you're saying is the state of IL specializes in taking garbage and packaging it as something valuable then...good marketing + gullible populus = you can do that math.  Smile,Wink, & Grin


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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, July 30, 2010 3:13 PM

That singing group I heard last night was really good too.

Four fellers:

First tuna, second tuna, baracuda and bass....

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Posted by samfp1943 on Friday, July 30, 2010 3:20 PM

I hate to be the one to CARPGrumpy

BUT! THis whole thread is becomoing a load of Carp  .  Even if the folks along the Illinois River are collecting Carp by the ton to send to Asia. 

Do Mexicans eat carp? Dinner   Might be a whole new product to ship South or eat in.   Asian Carp wrapped in Corn meal tortillas, will save the economy, and we'll ship old Chevrolets with their trunks filled with cornmeal tortilla wrapped carp-- Sort of a Government supplied buritlo--Wait! Wait! Don't Californians eat Fish Tacos in cornmeal shells?Dinner

  I can see it now!  Unit Trains of Cornmeal dipped Carp wrapped in cornmeal tortillas and  packed in old Chevrolets... Captain

I think I've just saved the economy for Government Motors, California and the BNSF and UP in the bargain.. And found a couple of new exports   Whistling

So much for the predictions of a 3% growth in the GDP!Pirate

Well! TONTO! OUR WORK IS DONE HERE!  HI! HO! SILVER! AWAY!   Cowboy   'Mon , SCOUT! Mischief

 

 


 

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Posted by Victrola1 on Friday, July 30, 2010 3:21 PM

The National Recovery Act (N. R. A.) was derailed as excessive over the selling of a chicken. It probably made Eleanor unhappy as a result.

Do Illinois Whitefish have a role to play in our current economic recovery?

Market Illinois Whitefish nationally. The latest carp can fly, but not that far. Ship by rail!

Slight failure is an option.

If Illinois Whitefish in transit suffers a refer breakdown, or gets lost for a few weeks, would anybody know the difference? 

 

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Friday, July 30, 2010 3:26 PM

Murray

That singing group I heard last night was really good too.

Four fellers:

First tuna, second tuna, baracuda and bass....

  Remember- you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

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Posted by samfp1943 on Friday, July 30, 2010 4:14 PM

OK! Murphy!   It's Friday afternoon and the heat is getting to me....Confused

Here are a couple of videos that anyone who has flown can appreciate, I'm reminded of the green tuna salad sandwich served to my daughter between Orlando and Memphis on a Northwest flight...Now part of Delta:

The first is a song about Airline Food:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x45SLNA6gE&feature=related

This one I've shared with PDN, but I think it is too funny not to pass around;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG5_-8UekZs&feature=related

This one is a version of' Darkness on the Delta' -a barbershop quartet favorite- and the group is called Chordiac Arrest , and they call their version, " Darkness on Delta 502". 

 

 


 

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Posted by RRKen on Friday, July 30, 2010 4:15 PM

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Posted by RRKen on Friday, July 30, 2010 4:16 PM

Victrola1

The National Recovery Act (N. R. A.) was derailed as excessive over the selling of a chicken. It probably made Eleanor unhappy as a result.

Do Illinois Whitefish have a role to play in our current economic recovery?

Market Illinois Whitefish nationally. The latest carp can fly, but not that far. Ship by rail!

Slight failure is an option.

If Illinois Whitefish in transit suffers a refer breakdown, or gets lost for a few weeks, would anybody know the difference? 

Darn it you let the fish out of the bag.

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, July 30, 2010 4:25 PM

When Zasu Pitts runs out of Corn Flakes...

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Friday, July 30, 2010 4:41 PM

Victrola1

 

If Illinois Whitefish in transit suffers a refer breakdown, or gets lost for a few weeks, would anybody know the difference? 

  Lutefisk anyone? Mischief

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Posted by Victrola1 on Friday, July 30, 2010 5:31 PM

Would BNSF find a market transporting Illinois Whitefish to Norwegian bachelor farmers on the Northern Plains? Ship in July. Deliver in December. Add in a derailment salvage with Ivory Snowflakes.

Would a Lutheran Bishop be able to tell the difference?

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Friday, July 30, 2010 5:58 PM

     You'll have to speak a little louder.  I'm a little hard of herring.

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Posted by samfp1943 on Friday, July 30, 2010 10:13 PM

Where's Bergie when you need him? 

   What was that drink he was speaking of--- looked like water, went down like gasoline, then left your head feeling like it was ground zero for a 'MOAB' . Silvovitz.    IIRC. Evil    I think that is what they used to kill the taste of lutefisk.

  

 

 


 

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Posted by Victrola1 on Friday, July 30, 2010 10:43 PM

 Cherry herring kills the taste of lutefisk. Lots of cherry herring makes anything taste good.

 

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Posted by RRKen on Friday, July 30, 2010 11:16 PM

Victrola1

 Cherry herring kills the taste of lutefisk. Lots of cherry herring makes anything taste good.

 

Nothing. And I do mean nothing, can kill the taste of Lutefisk.  Not even Cluny.

 

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Friday, July 30, 2010 11:33 PM

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Nothing. And I do mean nothing, can kill the taste of Lutefisk.  Not even Cluny.

  Ye of little faith.  Siphoning gas always kills the taste of lutefisk.

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Posted by RRKen on Saturday, July 31, 2010 12:10 AM

Murphy Siding

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Nothing. And I do mean nothing, can kill the taste of Lutefisk.  Not even Cluny.

  Ye of little faith.  Siphoning gas always kills the taste of lutefisk.

 After a snort of Cluny, you wish you had gasoline.

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Posted by Victrola1 on Saturday, July 31, 2010 1:06 PM

 Did any of the Hill lines offer lutefisk on their dinning car menu?

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Posted by Victrola1 on Saturday, August 7, 2010 1:01 PM

Eleanor and Franklin had no time for Huey Long. Huey was thinking of running for President, but a bullet ended all that.

The City of New Orleans owns the Huey P. Long bridge. The City of New Orleans and their railroad on the bridge have been in the news for corruption.

 If Eleanor were alive today, would she be amused?

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Posted by Murphy Siding on Saturday, August 7, 2010 5:36 PM

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If Eleanor were alive today, would she be amused?

Would she ever! Tongue  If she were alive today, she'd be 125 years old.  When I'm 125,  I'm going to be amused every day I wake up! Approve

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Posted by Victrola1 on Saturday, August 7, 2010 7:54 PM

If Franklin were still alive, would he still be President? If so, would the railroads have been nationalized long ago? 

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Posted by RRKen on Saturday, August 7, 2010 8:32 PM

Victrola1

 Did any of the Hill lines offer lutefisk on their dinning car menu?

Only durring the Christmas season.

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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, August 8, 2010 12:19 AM

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Only during the Christmas season.

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