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zugmannI wonder if Eleanor preferred ditchlights that flashed at crossings?
Well, we sure know she preferred this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HY8vxYX78s
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I now stand before you, and halfway behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. Last night, at 6 o'clock this morning, and empty train loaded with bricks came up the back alley in front of my house. I ran outside, just in time to see King Arthur, sitting at the third side of a round table, eating vinegar with a fork. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too. Too bad it was foggy.
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dharmonWe hAVe DaN. He WiLL be noT haRmed if our DEMANDS are mET. BerGie must relEAse THE folLOWing prisoners: KISS my CABOOSE TerryC DetectIVE ciNdERdicK TrainFINDer
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I hate war! Eleanore hates war! And I hate Eleanore!!
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Murphy Siding Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I now stand before you, and halfway behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. Last night, at 6 o'clock this morning, and empty train loaded with bricks came up the back alley in front of my house. I ran outside, just in time to see King Arthur, sitting at the third side of a round table, eating vinegar with a fork. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too. Too bad it was foggy.
Does the Peyote Cactus actually grow in the Dakotas, or do you have to import the buttons?
Dave
Lackawanna Route of the Phoebe Snow
Phoebe Vet Murphy Siding Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I now stand before you, and halfway behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. Last night, at 6 o'clock this morning, and empty train loaded with bricks came up the back alley in front of my house. I ran outside, just in time to see King Arthur, sitting at the third side of a round table, eating vinegar with a fork. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too. Too bad it was foggy. Does the Peyote Cactus actually grow in the Dakotas, or do you have to import the buttons?
Following Murphy's lead . . .
Old Dan Tucker was a mighty man,And he washed his face in a frying pan.He combed his hair with a wagon wheel,And he died with a toothache in his heel.
- Paul North.
And if you go chasing rabbitsAnd you know you're going to fallTell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillarHas given you the callWhen men on the chessboardGet up and tell you where to goWhen logic and proportionHave fallen sloppy deadAnd the White Knight is talking backwardsAnd the Red Queen's "off with her head!"Remember what the dormouse said;"Keep YOUR HEAD''
Murray http://tinyurl.com/23pjusl http://z.about.com/d/history1900s/1/0/Z/H/fdr160.gif http://www.nps.gov/elro/planyourvisit/images/red415x415NPX56-131-734-10-01-.jpg
Thanks, Murray. But at the 1st one I get a ''YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO VIEW THIS PAGE'' message; the 2nd one is pretty darn close to what I had in mind; and the 3rd isn't bad either.
So, can you check and/ or fix that 1st link sometime ? Thanks again.
Paul_D_North_Jr Murray http://tinyurl.com/23pjusl http://z.about.com/d/history1900s/1/0/Z/H/fdr160.gif http://www.nps.gov/elro/planyourvisit/images/red415x415NPX56-131-734-10-01-.jpg Thanks, Murray. But at the 1st one I get a ''YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO VIEW THIS PAGE'' message; the 2nd one is pretty darn close to what I had in mind; and the 3rd isn't bad either. So, can you check and/ or fix that 1st link sometime ? Thanks again. - Paul North.
nanaimo73 dharmonWe hAVe DaN. He WiLL be noT haRmed if our DEMANDS are mET. BerGie must relEAse THE folLOWing prisoners: KISS my CABOOSE TerryC DetectIVE ciNdERdicK TrainFINDer
Dale!,Dale!, Dale!
You need to back off the Cookies and Milk...
Too Much Sugar!
Eleanor Roosevelt, said:
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. "
Eleanor always did have a good radio face.
Never too old to have a happy childhood!
BaltACD Eleanor always did have a good radio face.
Especially from the back seat of her Nash!
Murphy Siding Paul_D_North_Jr Murray http://tinyurl.com/23pjusl http://z.about.com/d/history1900s/1/0/Z/H/fdr160.gif http://www.nps.gov/elro/planyourvisit/images/red415x415NPX56-131-734-10-01-.jpg Thanks, Murray. But at the 1st one I get a ''YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO VIEW THIS PAGE'' message; the 2nd one is pretty darn close to what I had in mind; and the 3rd isn't bad either. So, can you check and/ or fix that 1st link sometime ? Thanks again. - Paul North. I'm sorry. I thought you knew. Only Eleanor Roosevelt is authorized to view that page.
Johnny
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oltmanndWhat if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly? Would she be grounded if it was foggy?
What if she has her IFR?
Any argument carried far enough will end up in Semantics--Hartz's law of rhetoric Emerald. Leemer and Southern The route of the Sceptre Express Barry
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samfp1943 nanaimo73 dharmonWe hAVe DaN. He WiLL be noT haRmed if our DEMANDS are mET. BerGie must relEAse THE folLOWing prisoners: KISS my CABOOSE TerryC DetectIVE ciNdERdicK TrainFINDer Dale!,Dale!, Dale! You need to back off the Cookies and Milk... Too Much Sugar! Eleanor Roosevelt, said:"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. "
Hello there
It appears some are a little piculous in the colour department eh wot???
How about this Paul?
http://home.nps.gov/hofr/planyourvisit/images/bluethree400x415NPX56-131-775--_2.jpg
blownout cylinderoltmanndWhat if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly? Would she be grounded if it was foggy? What if she has her IFR?
oltmanndblownout cylinder oltmanndWhat if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly? Would she be grounded if it was foggy? What if she has her IFR? IFR = "It's Foggy, Roosevelt!"
blownout cylinder oltmanndWhat if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly? Would she be grounded if it was foggy? What if she has her IFR?
IT was not good to argue with Eleanor:
Only first lady to carry a loaded revolver: Eleanor Roosevelt
SEE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX0wmS3gV0I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsU3KAHIRKM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ-kHc-TfsM
The railroad version of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus: We're driving down a highway that parallels the BNSF line accross northern S.D. My wife is driving, I am in the passenger seat. As is the rule when we drive together, whoever has the steering wheel in front of them gets to drive, and whoever doesn't, gets to shut up about the driving. We catch up with a westbound empty coal train that had a DP unit on the back. As we are even with the back end of the train, Mrs. Murphy rolls down her window and waves at the locomotive. "That's strange" she says, "they usually wave back". So, I explain about distributed power, and how the unit is controlled remotely from the front end of the train, etc.... "Oh", she replies. Then, she rolles down the window again, and honks the horn like crazy, waving at the empty locomotive. "That engineer sure seems stuck up today" she says, to no one in particular. Off we go down the highway, oblivious. Lucky for us, the engineer at the front end of the train was in a waving mood.
Murphy Siding The railroad version of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus: We're driving down a highway that parallels the BNSF line accross northern S.D. My wife is driving, I am in the passenger seat. As is the rule when we drive together, whoever has the steering wheel in front of them gets to drive, and whoever doesn't, gets to shut up about the driving. We catch up with a westbound empty coal train that had a DP unit on the back. As we are even with the back end of the train, Mrs. Murphy rolls down her window and waves at the locomotive. "That's strange" she says, "they usually wave back". So, I explain about distributed power, and how the unit is controlled remotely from the front end of the train, etc.... "Oh", she replies. Then, she rolles down the window again, and honks the horn like crazy, waving at the empty locomotive. "That engineer sure seems stuck up today" she says, to no one in particular. Off we go down the highway, oblivious. Lucky for us, the engineer at the front end of the train was in a waving mood.
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?""Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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