Dan, if you want any lunch today, you'd BETTER come down from the ceiling!! On the lunch menu today:
Fried chicken w/mashed taters and milk gravy, home fries, green beans and carrots
Clam chowder, and whatever else it was SactoGuy requested. (My memory's not too good this morning.)
Desserts today: chocolate cake, chocolate pie, and fried apple half-moon pies.
Does anyone have any requests for supper tonight? If so, please let me know by 2 p.m. EST. Thank you!
Message From:The Cook
Dan
//Walks in, notices paintball gun is out of ammo//
Sorry Mookie, that's all the ammo you get today, we don't need the diner looking like someone tried to paint with dynamite!!
//sees rope hanging from ceiling again, gives rope big yank, sidesteps Dan on the way down, Dan misses Randy and hits the floor//.......Ya know, this is starting to look like a cartoon sketch......
Thanks for breakfast, Ray and CW, will sit and read the paper over by the cat, hopefully stay clear of the.... //hears shredding sound//.......claws.......
Excuse me while I go get a new pair of pants......A little breezy in here.....
Randy Vos
"Ever have one of those days where you couldn't hit the ground with your hat??" - Waylon Jennings
"May the Lord take a liking to you and blow you up, real good" - SCTV
...........Pssstttt!!............Cat!!.........Don't say anything,here's some more Paintball Ammo.....
early Christmas Present; You know how to use it and you know whom to get now!!
.......the dog........
Being Crazy,keeps you from going "INSANE" !! "The light at the end of the tunnel,has been turned off due to budget cuts" NOT AFRAID A Vet., and PROUD OF IT!!
She who has no signature! cinscocom-tmw
Yawn...
ACK!!!
//quickly puts socks and shoes on
Brian (IA) http://blhanel.rrpicturearchives.net.
Ok, back with a new pair of //pfft,pfft,pfft,pfft,pfft,pfft,pfft,pfft,pfft// pants.......... sigh.....
I'm thinking this was a bad idea........
Could be worse, could be hit with those cream pies over //splat,splat// there........
Me and my big mouth......
//Gets out mop and bucket, attemps to start cleaning//
At least this time when I hit the ground I didn't squish Randy! I think I'll leave some more ammo for the kitty and scoot back to class for a bit!
Nice kitty...nice kitty...//pftpftpftpftpftpftpftpftpftpftpftpftpft//...this will NOT look good on a resume! LOL!
OK! ENOUGH!!!
One of these days the owner is going to show up and tell you to take it out back-all the way out to the back 40.
And fer sher the cook is not going to clean up this mess
"We have met the enemy and he is us." Pogo Possum "We have met the anemone... and he is Russ." Bucky Katt "Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future." Niels Bohr, Nobel laureate in physics
I'll bring my detergent and scrubbie to help clean up...even if I was the target!
If nobody has suggested anything for supper...how about some steaks and twice baked potatoes?
jeaton wrote:OK! ENOUGH!!!One of these days the owner is going to show up and tell you to take it out back-all the way out to the back 40.And fer sher the cook is not going to clean up this mess
Jay, you've got that right: this cook is NOT cleaning up any paintball messes!! The ones who make the mess is entirely responsible for cleaning up after themselves. And if our illustrious owner finds out, he'd probably close the DD/CS down, PERMENENTLY!!
Well, that's about all I'm going to get done before work today, I'll grab a plate for work and see everyone after work tonight. Will also have a very important news item for tomorrow.
See everyone later.......
(SactoGuy188 calls in the folks from SERVPRO)
(SERVPRO cleans up DD/CS to spotless clean and SactoGuy188 pays the cleaning bill)
Oh, please, no more paintball guns and throwing pies in here!
.......Guess that means "Paintball Stew" is no longer on the menu?!?!
I was having fun watchings the things go SPLAT,SPLAT!!! ;almost as much fun as
"chewing up" a pair of slippers.
need a couple plates for work.matt said"hooly shooot!" when he saw the diner. hope it gets cleaned up before the owner comes back in.
stay safe
joe
Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").
Did ServPro miss something? I thought Sactoguy had them clean up?
Datafever wrote:Now that I think about it, it would probably be a good idea to give "you know who" a bath too. (I just want to make sure that I am far away when that happens though).
Careful...don't make her mad! I'll make a late evening snack. We've got:-cheddar cheese,-summer sausage,-ritz crackers,-cauliflower,-baby carrots,-dill and ranch dip,-lemon bars,-fudge brownies,-baby shrimp dip,-and a couple flavors of chips for snacking.
Beverages are cold in the fridge.
Now that my feet are clean again, I'll take a few of the first three items, followed by a couple of those brownies.
Fun day, eh Dan? I'm still dead tired, though. Time for bed here.
Yeah...fun day. I found out that I'm one class away from being finished with academia at UWO! 3 out of 4 classes at the 400 level are "A's". Fourth is up in the air until Friday.
Datafever wrote:Unless I missed something, it would appear that the cook was so upset at the paintball mess that she left without making any dinner at all. (And I really was looking forward to some pork chops).
Datafever, sorry about that. I must have overlooked your request for pork chops. I'll make them later in the week: I have a special request for one of our birthday people.
Hey CW,
Sorry for my part in dirtying up the DDCS. I hope that my 'cracker barrel' snack-fest is ok by ya.
CNW 6000 wrote:Yeah...fun day. I found out that I'm one class away from being finished with academia at UWO! 3 out of 4 classes at the 400 level are "A's". Fourth is up in the air until Friday.
Congratulations, Dan!!!
CNW 6000 wrote:Thanks! It's been a long hard road, but you know what they say about things worth doing...
Yup, I sure do - but Oscar Wilde says it best:
"the only things worth doing are those the world is surprised at"
Ugh, I feel like I just got ran over by all those trailer suspensions I just built......
Anyway, now for the important news: Twenty-seven years ago today, on Dec 12, 1979...
Wait for it.........
I was born.
Place looks good, will be in later for some stuff.. Hope CW found the recipie for tonight's dinner. Can't remember if it was a Betty Crocker recipie or on one of mom's index cards.
//Takes paintball gun with on the way out//
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