Just finished watching an old time TV channel on my big satellite dish. Captain Toasteroo was on, with Mr Toaster Rabbit and Mr Geen Toast.
Dancing Toast wasn't on this episode.
Here's a recipe in my cook book entitled "Dinner in the Diner".
Illinois Central had the following recipe:
ORANGE PRALINE TOAST
This "different" dish was inspired by Illinois Central cooks from the Deep South and is certain to please guests.
1 cup brown sugar; 1/4 cup orange juice; 1 tablespoon grated orange rind; 1/2 cup chopped pecans.
Combine the above ingrdients. Spread 1 tablesponn of mixture on each slice of buttered toast. Heat in medium-hot oven until sugar melts.
......Toot-a-loo..........
GARRY
HEARTLAND DIVISION, CB&Q RR
EVERYWHERE LOST; WE HUSTLE OUR CABOOSE FOR YOU
As our last episode drew to a close, Han Solotoast and Lukeslicewalker were trying to get the Millenium Toaster into steam warp 3.Luke has pulled out his unversal coaal nuggett calculator, got the correct amount of coal nuggetts into the reactors, and Han Solotoast pushes the throttle forward. The Millenium Toaster picks up speed as all aboard hear "chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff becames quicker and quicker and the whistle screams!!!!!!Han pulls on his graet Grandads engineers hat, Luke tightens his bib overalls, and our heroes are off and heading for the the good ship Boobyprize at steam warp 3.Suddenly Luke Slicewalker makes an exciting discovery by way of his universal calculator, he can get this old loco up to steam warp 7 if he puts on just a few more coal nuggetts into the firebox reactors.As he does he hears a voice , Luke says OH MY GOSH, it's Great Uncle Scotty who served on the original space loco the Enterprise!Luke my boy, you could blow all them reactors out, they may not hold!!!!Captain Kirktoast use to do that to me all the time Luke!Be careful Luke!!!! But Uncle Scotty, we have no other choice!But you do my boy, Luke can you call ahead and get the Galactic Dispatcher to see if he can get that old Black Hole siding switch to work again?But why Uncle Scotty?Because Luke, at this speed, you can come close by the Dark Toast Death Star, let your "toast field" out into full force and push them onto the Black Hole siding, and they'll be sucked into the Black Hole tunnel and be gone forever!Uncle Scotty, you're a genius Luke says!That's my boy Luke, now Uncle Scotty is going to tell you how to make this hot rodded space loco go steam warp 7!
Han Solotoast calls back "Luke who in the galaxy are you talking to back there? "You wouldn't believe it anyway" replies Luke Slicewalker.Wookietoast looks over at Han questiongly, and Han says "I hope that kid knows what he's doing back there, or we're all space toast!".The Millenium Toaster rolls down the galactic rails at steam warp 3, as the Galactic dispatcher looks on in amazement, and hurriedly runs all galactic space freights onto solar sidings.Suddenly a voice speaks to him out of nowhere, "The Black Hole siding must once again be opened, despite what the Galactic Rail Council has ruled it shut for eternity, just do it!Meanwhile Dark Toast is left far behind as he can no longer keep up.C3-PO Toast decides to close his robotic eyes and puts his hand over his face. R2-D2 Toaster beeps and clicks and shrills with joy thinking to himself "Holy Highball Space Trains are we ever hauling freight now!"
Meanwhile trhe good ship Boobyprize slowly rolls backwards on the galactic railway getting ever closer to the Death Toaster Star .
Will our heroes arrive in time?.........?????
Stay tuned!
chugchug wrote:OH YAA........Well my toaster has SMOKE!
turn the toas burner down that will fix that.
TheK4Kid wrote: Recipe for POT TOAST = Six slices of toast, six teaspoons of butter ( or honey-optional), six teaspoons of cinammon and (optional) six tablespoons of raisins in slow cook crock pot. Cook on medium for 8 hours.
Recipe for POT TOAST = Six slices of toast, six teaspoons of butter ( or honey-optional), six teaspoons of cinammon and (optional) six tablespoons of raisins in slow cook crock pot. Cook on medium for 8 hours.
So do you smoke it or eat it?
Nelson
Ex-Southern 385 Being Hoisted
TheK4Kid wrote: As our last episode drew to a close, Han Solotoast and Lukeslicewalker were trying to get the Millenium Toaster into steam warp 3.Luke has pulled out his unversal coaal nuggett calculator, got the correct amount of coal nuggetts into the reactors, and Han Solotoast pushes the throttle forward. The Millenium Toaster picks up speed as all aboard hear "chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff becames quicker and quicker and the whistle screams!!!!!!Han pulls on his graet Grandads engineers hat, Luke tightens his bib overalls, and our heroes are off and heading for the the good ship Boobyprize at steam warp 3.Suddenly Luke Slicewalker makes an exciting discovery by way of his universal calculator, he can get this old loco up to steam warp 7 if he puts on just a few more coal nuggetts into the firebox reactors.As he does he hears a voice , Luke says OH MY GOSH, it's Great Uncle Scotty who served on the original space loco the Enterprise!Luke my boy, you could blow all them reactors out, they may not hold!!!!Captain Kirktoast use to do that to me all the time Luke!Be careful Luke!!!! But Uncle Scotty, we have no other choice!But you do my boy, Luke can you call ahead and get the Galactic Dispatcher to see if he can get that old Black Hole siding switch to work again?But why Uncle Scotty?Because Luke, at this speed, you can come close by the Dark Toast Death Star, let your "toast field" out into full force and push them onto the Black Hole siding, and they'll be sucked into the Black Hole tunnel and be gone forever!Uncle Scotty, you're a genius Luke says!That's my boy Luke, now Uncle Scotty is going to tell you how to make this hot rodded space loco go steam warp 7!Han Solotoast calls back "Luke who in the galaxy are you talking to back there? "You wouldn't believe it anyway" replies Luke Slicewalker.Wookietoast looks over at Han questiongly, and Han says "I hope that kid knows what he's doing back there, or we're all space toast!".The Millenium Toaster rolls down the galactic rails at steam warp 3, as the Galactic dispatcher looks on in amazement, and hurriedly runs all galactic space freights onto solar sidings.Suddenly a voice speaks to him out of nowhere, "The Black Hole siding must once again be opened, despite what the Galactic Rail Council has ruled it shut for eternity, just do it!Meanwhile Dark Toast is left far behind as he can no longer keep up.C3-PO Toast decides to close his robotic eyes and puts his hand over his face. R2-D2 Toaster beeps and clicks and shrills with joy thinking to himself "Holy Highball Space Trains are we ever hauling freight now!"Meanwhile trhe good ship Boobyprize slowly rolls backwards on the galactic railway getting ever closer to the Death Toaster Star .Will our heroes arrive in time?.........?????Stay tuned!
mini trailer for the next episode-
All of a sudden there are alarms blaring and lights flashing! Wookietoast wails as though he sat on some hot coals while the droids prepare for the blue screen of death. Luke asks Han Solotoast what is happening. Solotoast yells "We've been stoking this toaster so hard with coal that the ash chamber is reaching critical mass! Quick, head to the rear of the Millenium Toaster and empty some ash, AND BE QUICK!" Luke jumps up and hurrys thru the ship to the rear. as he turns the last corner he stops dead in his tracks.............he can't beleive what he sees......"It can't be!"..........There stands........... Princess Wheatbread!!!!!!!!
"Your toastyness, what are you doing here?" he asks. She replys "I had to come along but I to avoid distracting Solotoast with my whole wheat I hid in the tender. Then I heard all of these alarms and discovered that the ash chamber is critical!" Luke smiles the smile of a child about to be given a BLT on toast and says "Let's take care of the ash chamber." After many agonizing minutes of scooping and dumping they finally get the situation under control. As Luke leaves for the cockpit he tells Princess Wheatbread "you sure know how to handle you ash very well!"
.....stay tuned
sorry for taking some of your steam K4, I couldn't resist
concretelackey wrote: TheK4Kid wrote: As our last episode drew to a close, Han Solotoast and Lukeslicewalker were trying to get the Millenium Toaster into steam warp 3.Luke has pulled out his unversal coaal nuggett calculator, got the correct amount of coal nuggetts into the reactors, and Han Solotoast pushes the throttle forward. The Millenium Toaster picks up speed as all aboard hear "chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff becames quicker and quicker and the whistle screams!!!!!!Han pulls on his graet Grandads engineers hat, Luke tightens his bib overalls, and our heroes are off and heading for the the good ship Boobyprize at steam warp 3.Suddenly Luke Slicewalker makes an exciting discovery by way of his universal calculator, he can get this old loco up to steam warp 7 if he puts on just a few more coal nuggetts into the firebox reactors.As he does he hears a voice , Luke says OH MY GOSH, it's Great Uncle Scotty who served on the original space loco the Enterprise!Luke my boy, you could blow all them reactors out, they may not hold!!!!Captain Kirktoast use to do that to me all the time Luke!Be careful Luke!!!! But Uncle Scotty, we have no other choice!But you do my boy, Luke can you call ahead and get the Galactic Dispatcher to see if he can get that old Black Hole siding switch to work again?But why Uncle Scotty?Because Luke, at this speed, you can come close by the Dark Toast Death Star, let your "toast field" out into full force and push them onto the Black Hole siding, and they'll be sucked into the Black Hole tunnel and be gone forever!Uncle Scotty, you're a genius Luke says!That's my boy Luke, now Uncle Scotty is going to tell you how to make this hot rodded space loco go steam warp 7!Han Solotoast calls back "Luke who in the galaxy are you talking to back there? "You wouldn't believe it anyway" replies Luke Slicewalker.Wookietoast looks over at Han questiongly, and Han says "I hope that kid knows what he's doing back there, or we're all space toast!".The Millenium Toaster rolls down the galactic rails at steam warp 3, as the Galactic dispatcher looks on in amazement, and hurriedly runs all galactic space freights onto solar sidings.Suddenly a voice speaks to him out of nowhere, "The Black Hole siding must once again be opened, despite what the Galactic Rail Council has ruled it shut for eternity, just do it!Meanwhile Dark Toast is left far behind as he can no longer keep up.C3-PO Toast decides to close his robotic eyes and puts his hand over his face. R2-D2 Toaster beeps and clicks and shrills with joy thinking to himself "Holy Highball Space Trains are we ever hauling freight now!"Meanwhile trhe good ship Boobyprize slowly rolls backwards on the galactic railway getting ever closer to the Death Toaster Star .Will our heroes arrive in time?.........?????Stay tuned! mini trailer for the next episode-All of a sudden there are alarms blaring and lights flashing! Wookietoast wails as though he sat on some hot coals while the droids prepare for the blue screen of death. Luke asks Han Solotoast what is happening. Solotoast yells "We've been stoking this toaster so hard with coal that the ash chamber is reaching critical mass! Quick, head to the rear of the Millenium Toaster and empty some ash, AND BE QUICK!" Luke jumps up and hurrys thru the ship to the rear. as he turns the last corner he stops dead in his tracks.............he can't beleive what he sees......"It can't be!"..........There stands........... Princess Wheatbread!!!!!!!!"Your toastyness, what are you doing here?" he asks. She replys "I had to come along but I to avoid distracting Solotoast with my whole wheat I hid in the tender. Then I heard all of these alarms and discovered that the ash chamber is critical!" Luke smiles the smile of a child about to be given a BLT on toast and says "Let's take care of the ash chamber." After many agonizing minutes of scooping and dumping they finally get the situation under control. As Luke leaves for the cockpit he tells Princess Wheatbread "you sure know how to handle you ash very well!".....stay tunedsorry for taking some of your steam K4, I couldn't resist
No problem concretelackey,I liked it! Good addition, I kept wondering where the Princess should be brought into the story at.You solved it! Good work! Feel free to add more episodes, let'see if we can get this thread up to 25 pages!!!LOL!!!! I'd addanother, but it's time to get some much needed sleep, been a long day, was talking to my new boss today-just changed careers, selling new cars now, gave up the life as a semi driver, then went to the airport and hung out awhile( I'm a private pilot), we have a "movie night every second Friday,( tonights feature was "Fly Away Home"-good story- then came home and worked on the layout awhile.
Take care and have a great Christmas!
TheK4Kid
PS- I've had a lot of fun with this story! LOL!Kind of a good way to unwind after a long hard day , besides what's life without some good humor!
Also have to give good credit to Silver Spike ( Ryan) for his graet additions to the story!
Thanks Ryan, feel free to add more, let's see if we can get the moderators laughing so much, they'll fall out of their PC chairs.Let's just keep it clean and funny!
Anyone else wanting to co-author this story line, feel free to jump in here!
Ray Seneca Lake, Ontario, and Western R.R. (S.L.O.&W.) in HO
We'll get there sooner or later!
I am hijacking this thread. We may now talk about donuts.
And whoever talks about toast here after...
Also, If anyone says anything about trains, cookie monster gets it
Alex
Guilford Guy wrote: I am hijacking this thread. We may now talk about donuts.And whoever talks about toast here after... Also, If anyone says anything about trains, cookie monster gets it
on the next episode of Hole Wars-The Bagel Strikes Back.....
Guilford Guy wrote:Also, If anyone says anything about trains, cookie monster gets it
Don't you mean, TOAST MONSTER!!!!!!!
jblackwelljr wrote: And another thing - when the "toast-is-done" buzzer went off, my Toastmaster sounded more like a Sunbeam - not prototypical!....at least the smoke was realistic. Is there a full moon?
And another thing - when the "toast-is-done" buzzer went off, my Toastmaster sounded more like a Sunbeam - not prototypical!
....at least the smoke was realistic.
Is there a full moon?
The smoke wasn't realistic , it was magic smoke! Well at least the toaster wasn't made by bose!
Guilford Guy wrote: I am hijacking this thread. We may now talk about donuts.And whoever talks about toast here after...
Darn, we were having a nice little Toast chat and you want to restart the toast vs donut thing. Next someone else will say bagels are best and then someone chimes in with narrow toast and then we get narrow bagels, and so on. The next thing you know we're all territorial and the Bread Wars are full throttle and no one's nice anymore.
Paul
IRONROOSTER wrote: Guilford Guy wrote: I am hijacking this thread. We may now talk about donuts.And whoever talks about toast here after... Darn, we were having a nice little Toast chat and you want to restart the toast vs donut thing. Next someone else will say bagels are best and then someone chimes in with narrow toast and then we get narrow bagels, and so on. The next thing you know we're all territorial and the Bread Wars are full throttle and no one's nice anymore.Paul
Happy Winter! Sorry, we were feeling a tad cold hearted.
No more descrimination. We will no longer judge those who are circular and those who are rectangular. We are now a fully functioning society!
Thank you!
Also the Thread Jackers have since been banished to Bananaland!
Hang in there Garry, I'm working on the next "Toast Chapter" Almost thought the Klingons or Dark Toast may have caome in the night and taken howmus's toaster, but guess he found it! LOL!
When we last left our heroes, they were in a desperate race to reach the Starsship "Boobyprize" and latch onto it and tow it or get it's reactors up to power so everyone could head for mother earth to enjoy the world wide Christmas Holiday.Luke Slicewalker finds that Princess Wheatbread had been stowed stealthily away on the space freighter , Millenium Toaster" and helped him to clean out the ash bins, avoiding reaching critical mass dangers.Now with Princess Wheatbread standing by his side, Luke Slicewalker, Han Solotaost, Wookietoast, C-3POtoast and R2-D2toast race for the Starship Boobyprize and are closing fast!!!Then they hear a voice "May the Toast be with you!Han turns to Luke, and also eyeballing Princess Wheattoast, says Luke, that voice keeps sounding off, but so far hasn't done anything for us.And how are we going to deal with the Deathtoast star?"Just then as the Millenium Toaster streaks at "Steam Warp 7" along the galactic rail line, the voice is heard again.
Han, Luke, Princess, "You must beleive in the Toast! Now look out your port windows.Han, Luke, and the Princess turn to look , and what is this they see, but a Sleigh with nine tiny reindeer pulling it and the one up front has a strangely glowing red nose, and a white bearded man all dressed in red with white with a a huge white bag behind him in the sleigh.Han says, this must be a mirage, or the effects of steam warp 7.The bearded man looks over from his sleigh and says "HO HO HO, you just run with me until we get near the Deathtoaststar, and watch how we handle it!"The two vehicles race along side by side, stars, moons, planets, whizzing by!!!!
Soon a huge dark objectlooms up ahead, the Deathtoaststar!A toastbeam emerges from it and tries to lock on to the sleigh and the Millenium Toaster, but suddenly a strange red beam emits from the nose of the small lead reindeer, locks onto the Deathtoaststar, and the bearded white man laughs , and says "HO HO HO, Merry last Christmas to you Deathtoaststar, then he yells Give it to them Rudolph, and the red beam intensifies, and suddenly the Deathtoaststar explodes into oblivion!HO HO HO, you bad guys won't be messing up any more little boys and girls Christmas's anymore!!"Come on Luke, Han and Princess, let's go help the Starship Boobyprize make it back to earth for Christmas, because I have a terribly busy delivery schedule ahead of me!!!"Han says to himself, I gotta stop stopping off at those galactic railside cafes, and drinking the Milky Way shakes they have, I think they are making me hallucinate!!!
I'm seeing a man in a sleigh with a reindeer with some sort of super laser ray beam.
Santa looks over and laughs and says "No Han, that's Rudolphs new super particle beam and GPS guidance system we use now,HO HO HO!!!Soon they arrive at the Starship Boobyprize, and Santa makes a quick visit to everyone onboard, and delivers Christmas present.Then the Millenium Toaster hooks onto and tows the Boobyprize back into earth orbit, and everyone "beams down" to earth, and Han and Luke land the Millenium Toaster on earth.
The crews of both ships, have a Merry Christmas party, and as the moon softly illuminates the snow covered countryside, they hear the distant steam whistle of Pennsylvania Railroad Christmas Eve excursion train.And just as the whistle dies out, they hear sleighbells and a voice from the sky saying "HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"
And so ends the adventures of our heroes!
Tune in next year to see what's happening!
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Guess It's time to change gauge!
My good old HOj toaster was designed to handle thick, square slices of bread, standard in Japan. It easily handled the thinner, smaller standard American white bread.
Now my resident kitchen technology addict has gone and bought one of those do-it-yourself bread machines! The resultant slices are WAY too big.
Looks like I'll have to find an On30 toaster - or start eating untoasted bread.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Chuck (modeling Central Japan in September, 1964)
Here's a "TOAST" to everyone having a Merry Christmas !and a Happy MRRing holiday!May Santa bring you a lot of neat train stuff, or greenbacks or gift certificates to get more neat train stuff! We can NEVER have enough train stuff! LOL!By the way, remember to leave Santa some milk and cookies, I think he's had enough toast this Christmas season!
For those of us in the colder northern climate, may we all stay "toasty" warm, and happy! Well it's time to go make some lunch!What else but CHEESE TOASTIES!!!!
And may we all raise our glasses and whatever we are drinking to a "VERY REAL" and "SINCERE TOAST" to those serving overseas and or far from home this Christmas Holiday.May we as a whole group of MRR's express our sincere thanks to those who protect our freedomand thoose who have sacrificed for us.May we win this conflict in the middle east with VICTORY, DIGNITY, and an HONORABLE PEACE, and may everyone come home safe to their loved ones!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Everyone report to Elliots Trackside Diner, I'm buying the toast this morning!
It's due in on the next PRR excursion train, a whole boxcar load of it!
Hope everyne had as great of a Christmas as I did!
I wouldnt have believed it if I hadnt seen it for myself...
Spongebob Toastpants:
http://www.tv-shopping.de/index.php?sid=eb9f601bf2a08395d09af892c717c9cf&cl=details&cnid=1bb44e58c2c9b4210.37603576&anid=8f14694ccd16a6275.93288168
Have fun with your trains
That's cool!
I'll have to get the Grandkids one of those!
Anybody seen DARK TOAST hanging around anywhere?
In the last episode he was sidetracked somewhere, geeeeessshhh hate to leave him hanging, least I could do is run him over with a Galactic 2-10-2 Hot Toast Express! Have to figure it out later, the Boss says she has dinner ready, Creamed Tuna over Toast at the K4Kid Cafe
Gotta go, see y'all later!
MAY THE TOAST BE WITH YOU!
In our last episode" DARK TOASTER" was sidetracked on a galactic siding, his Gandy dancer was experiencing technical problems, and he was left way out there , somewhere far far away in the galaxy, Luke Slicewalker, Han Solotaost, Wookietoaster, and the princess had all returned to earth for HUGE Christmas Party, BUT...... It is now New Years Eve, and NORAD has picked up a strange object moving towards earth, can't be Santa Toast, because he's back at the Magic Toast Castle at the North Toastem Pole.What is this strange object moving towards earth?.Special intel satellites are picking up some mumbling and grumbling, something about "I'll show them what TEN TOASTERS looks like!!! Followed by a deep gravelly laugh!The latest satellite intel indicates this object or thing, or person seems to be moving towards TIMES SQUARE!!!What willhappen at the stroke of midninght????
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode in the Galactic Toast Wars!
Dateline NORAD-- Decemebr 31st2348 hours,--"DARK TOASTER " spotted rounding the far side of the moon, earthward bound! Speculated landing point is TIMES SQUARE!!
Band together fellow forum members and let's DERAIL this culprit!!!