HUGE TOAST COMPLAINT!

[SilverSpike]

Stay tuned!

Come on guys help me out, i've burned out TEN TOASTERS so far working on this, and my layout will never get finished! LOL!

TheK4Kid 

Return of the Toastedi

Han and his merry men in the Millennium Toast Falcon are approaching the Death Toaster Star as we look in.......

Han Toast Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this!"

Anakin Toastwalker: "Hey, my toast pod must be out of toast coal nuggets, I can't get the engine to turn over."

YodaToast: "Remember Anakin Toast, the force will be with you but you have to believe in the power of the toast."

C-3PToast: "Pass the toast please Sir Solo, and did you remember to bring the lube oil for the toast? It does wonders for my creaking neck."

R2-DToast: "bleep...weoooo.....blip......whistle.........woooohhhhh...whowa!

C-3PToast: "Yes R2, you are on top of it again....toast is the breakfast of Champions!"

BeaverToast: "Gee Wally....you think mom will let us eat toast in the garage?"

Stay tuned for the next episode of Leave It To Toast....

Opps....looks like the Toast TV dial flipped again....

 

[secondhandmodeler]

I would suggest a return to a train, toast relation.  Otherwise, this exercise in silliness may be cut off.

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

Corey ... is somebody keeping "track" of the toast?

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

I know what to do.

Let's now all toast the really great people at Kalmbach for the good stuff they do for our hobby. Thanks Kalmbach!

(Now, I buttered them up. The thread should be safe.)

[secondhandmodeler]

I know what to do.

Let's now all toast the really great people at Kalmbach for the good stuff they do for our hobby. Thanks Kalmbach!

(Now, I buttered them up. The thread should be safe.)

Here's to you, Mr. keepers of the toast forum.(real American toasters)

Your toast publishing efforts help to keep us toasters on the the right train of thought.

Without your guides and tips to toasting, our skills may become a little crusty.

So crank up your toaster Mr. Keepers of the toast forum, because you are the best thing since sliced bread!

[SilverSpike]

   Okay....okay....Keepers of the almighty Toast!

I'll take my toasty imagination and pack it up from the Worldly Toast Barrons and start my own toast world.....errrr....toastland....ahhhh.......toastlayout! That's the ticket!  

BTW....the new season of Petticoat Toast Junction has been cancelled due to lack of ratings.....

Now...back to your regularly scheduled Toast Train........

 

[tomikawaTT]

  If I drop buttered toast will it land butter side down. Sounds like a job for thr mythbusters

Third subset group of specific applications of Murphy's Law (also known as Grandma's Rule:)

"Buttered toast, if dropped, will land butter side down."

So keep the toast well clear of the layout after buttering - like, say, in a different room.

Chuck (modeling Central Japan in September, 1964)

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

Thanks for telling us about Murphy's Law in regards to buttered toast near our layouts.

We'll spread the word.

[oscaletrains]

  If I drop buttered toast will it land butter side down. Sounds like a job for thr mythbusters

they did it

[TheK4Kid]

   Okay....okay....Keepers of the almighty Toast!

I'll take my toasty imagination and pack it up from the Worldly Toast Barrons and start my own toast world.....errrr....toastland....ahhhh.......toastlayout! That's the ticket!  

BTW....the new season of Petticoat Toast Junction has been cancelled due to lack of ratings.....

Now...back to your regularly scheduled Toast Train........

 

Ryan 

Hmmmmm you gave me a new idea! "The Toast Tunnel!" hmmmmm, errrrrr wasn't there a TV program about this?

Hmmm, a new layout addition, a toast tunnel, just add wheat, white or rye on it's side on a flatcar, and when it enters the toast tunnel, push a button or set it up with a decoder that auto detects the flatcar, and out the other end comes your toast!

TheK4Kid

 

PS- Liked your addition to my "Star Toaster Wars" story! LOL!

[Fergmiester]

 

Say Fergie, are your feet D-RYE ??

Johnboy out..............

 

Actually they are very... T-O-A-S-T-I-E! 

[BATMAN]

Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed, with just an old two slicer couldn't keep his family fed. Then one day while shopping on ebay he turned to granny and said i've found a better way.
Four slicer that is.
Texas toast
Bubble'n cheese toast.
mountain muffins.

Well the next thing you know old Jeds not a hungry man.
The kin folk said........

[TheK4Kid]

Stay tuned!

Come on guys help me out, i've burned out TEN TOASTERS so far working on this, and my layout will never get finished! LOL!

TheK4Kid 

Return of the Toastedi

Han and his merry men in the Millennium Toast Falcon are approaching the Death Toaster Star as we look in.......

Han Toast Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this!"

Anakin Toastwalker: "Hey, my toast pod must be out of toast coal nuggets, I can't get the engine to turn over."

YodaToast: "Remember Anakin Toast, the force will be with you but you have to believe in the power of the toast."

C-3PToast: "Pass the toast please Sir Solo, and did you remember to bring the lube oil for the toast? It does wonders for my creaking neck."

R2-DToast: "bleep...weoooo.....blip......whistle.........woooohhhhh...whowa!

C-3PToast: "Yes R2, you are on top of it again....toast is the breakfast of Champions!"

BeaverToast: "Gee Wally....you think mom will let us eat toast in the garage?"

Stay tuned for the next episode of Leave It To Toast....

Opps....looks like the Toast TV dial flipped again....

 

I think the dial flipped again!

It looks like MY THREE TOASTERS  is on now, starring Fred McToaster

Wait a minute it just flipped again to HAVE TOAST WILL TRAVEL
Mr Paladin, they robbed  all the toast from the 6:15 Toast Express out of Tucson, they also tried toasting the trestle at Toasters Gulch, but when that failed, they used their old dried out toast, piling it up on the tracks, and stopped the 6:15 Toast Express, where they robbed all the fresh morning breakfast toast from the dining car, but they won't be hard to find, they left a trail of toast crumbs.

 

Hmmm, let's move the dial and see what else we get. Hey look the HONEY TOASTERS with Ralph Cramden !
Grrrrrrrrrr, Mrs Cramden if you burrrrrnn my toast one more time, I'll open the window and throw this toaster all the way to Brooklyn!!!!
Ohhhh Ralph you can't even throw a beach ball!.

What's this, hey it's Father  Toasts Best with Betty and Bud fighting over who gets the last slice of toast at the breakfast table. 

[danmerkel]

hi there im new to the hoby and i have a old toaster i got from my fther wen he died afew years ago and i wnat to know if it can be upgraed to the new digidalstandard toast runer thing

i think it says tycotoaster obn the botom ofit i apreciat any help u can give me let me what if it wil work and i here itis worth lots of $

thanx a new modler 

Tis garbage, that which you speak of!

is that y it burns on one side and nothing onthe other i thout it taste funy how much could i get 4 it on ebay 

Now here's what you do sonny boy.  Take a shoe box, and tip it on it's side.  Now place the garbage(tyco) in the box.  Cover the open end with saran wrap.  Now feature this museum quality, collectors piece on idiot bay.  Make sure to feature the custom made display case.  Before you know it,  you may have a bid!  Oh yeah,  toast!

 

But be sure to include L@@K, Vintage and WOW in the headline!

dlm

[oscaletrains]

 

Say Fergie, are your feet D-RYE ??

Johnboy out..............

Toast humor getting corny

 

Actually they are very... T-O-A-S-T-I-E! 

[TheK4Kid]

Stay tuned!

Come on guys help me out, i've burned out TEN TOASTERS so far working on this, and my layout will never get finished! LOL!

TheK4Kid 

Return of the Toastedi

 

Han and his merry men in the Millennium Toast Falcon are approaching the Death Toaster Star as we look in.......

Han Toast Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this!"

Anakin Toastwalker: "Hey, my toast pod must be out of toast coal nuggets, I can't get the engine to turn over."

YodaToast: "Remember Anakin Toast, the force will be with you but you have to believe in the power of the toast."

C-3PToast: "Pass the toast please Sir Solo, and did you remember to bring the lube oil for the toast? It does wonders for my creaking neck."

R2-DToast: "bleep...weoooo.....blip......whistle.........woooohhhhh...whowa!

C-3PToast: "Yes R2, you are on top of it again....toast is the breakfast of Champions!"

BeaverToast: "Gee Wally....you think mom will let us eat toast in the garage?"

Stay tuned for the next episode of Leave It To Toast....

Opps....looks like the Toast TV dial flipped again....

 

As our gang speeds towards the tunnel, named the Berkshire Tunnel, where Dark Star awaits their arrival, our valiant crew has run out of caol nuggetts and the Millenium Toaster is coasting, with only enough momentum to turn off on a solar siding, but what's this?It has a whole galactic freight setting on it, with hundreds of coal nuggett hoppers! 

But they can't back out of the siding, and so they get busy "borrowing" several hopper loads of nuggetts, and then they ssssllloooowwwwlllyyy proceed on behind the nuggett train, but alas, this takes them around the tunnel!.Meanwhile Dark Star begins to feel he has been foiled again!
Dark Star now thinks to himself, I feel just like my Galactic Great ancestor Wiley E. Toasty
Climbing on his Gandy Dancer Toaster, he leaves the tunnel while hatching a new way to derail our valiant crew.
Meanwhile Han Solotaost is getting frustrated at the slow speed of the nuggett hopper train.
"Luke, what's that smell?"Han it smells like burnt coal nuggetts, hey look up there around the curve! No wonder there using one of those converted  earth engines, looks like an old Pennsy 2-10-2 with a Black Hole nuggett drive system in it!"

"Han, they are powerful, but very slow, we'll have to throw on some more coal nuggetts and use steam warp 3 to get up and over it!" says Luke Slicewalker
C-3PO Toast frets and says "But Luke, it could mess up the Millenium Toast reactor drive system.Luke says "C-3PO, go back to sleep mode!"

Suddenly a voice booms across the galaxy "Android, just believe in the 'TOAST".
R2-D2 Toast winks off and on and goes beep-beep- beep, Oh boy this is going to be fun!

 

To be continued.... 

[andrechapelon]

Great movies:

The Toastman Always Rings Twice

Some Like It Toasty

The Maltese Toaster

The Best Toast Of Our Lives

Dr. Strangetoast

Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Toasters

Toast Of Eden

The Toasters Of Wrath

Andre 

 

[oscaletrains]

man, i read this yesterday and had to get up, make som lightly browned bread (toast) and listen to the band the toasters this post of toast is giveing off sublimanal messages.

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

I see some great creative writing there guys.

Weren't there some famous trains?

Santa Fe Super Toast.

NYC 20th Century Toast.

GN Empire Toast

CB&Q Toast Zephyr.

,,,and of course...... the Frisco/Katy Texas Toast

 

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

I failed to mention NP's North Toast Limited and SP's Toast Daylight.

Also, the Atlantic Toast Line had some fine trains.

[SilverSpike]

Yea Garry, and you forgot to mention there was also the.....

Southern Crescent Toast Limited

The Sunset Toast Limited

The Piedmont Toasted Limited

and the City of New Orleans French Toast Special

Remember that famous song....

Riding on the City of New Orleans,
Illinois Central French Toast Special Monday morning rail
Fifteen cars of toast and fifteen restless riders,
Three conductors and twenty-five loaves of toast.
All along the southbound odyssey
The train pulls out at Kankakee
Rolls along past houses, farms and fields of toast.
Passin' trains that have no names,
Freight yards full of old black men
And the graveyards of the toasted automobiles....

CHORUS:
Good morning America how is you toast?
Don't you know me I'm your native son,
I'm the train they call The City of New Orleans French Toast Special,
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is toasted.

[tattooguy67]

Hey Andre lets not forget;                                                                                                 

From Here To Toasternity.

Toast Of The Town.

It was the best of toast, it was the worst of toast.

The Longest Toast.

The Toasts Of Navarone.(i believe a young Harrison Toastford was in that)

The Tell Tale Toast.

and of course around Christmas who could forget...............

It's a Wonderful Toast.

 

 

[TheK4Kid]

Yea Garry, and you forgot to mention there was also the.....

Southern Crescent Toast Limited

The Sunset Toast Limited

The Piedmont Toasted Limited

and the City of New Orleans French Toast Special

Remember that famous song....

Riding on the City of New Orleans,
Illinois Central French Toast Special Monday morning rail
Fifteen cars of toast and fifteen restless riders,
Three conductors and twenty-five loaves of toast.
All along the southbound odyssey
The train pulls out at Kankakee
Rolls along past houses, farms and fields of toast.
Passin' trains that have no names,
Freight yards full of old black men
And the graveyards of the toasted automobiles....

CHORUS:
Good morning America how is you toast?
Don't you know me I'm your native son,
I'm the train they call The City of New Orleans French Toast Special,
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is toasted.

Ryan,

 I love it!!!! Great stuff!!!!

Aw gee, I'm going to have to pull out my old Boxcar Willie tapes, listen to them and then rewrite  "THE BALLAD OF TOASTY JONES"
Maybe rewrite "THE WABASH TOASTBALL"

Hmmm, thinking about "THE ORANGE TOASTEM SPECIAL"

TheK4Kid 

 

[andrechapelon]

Hey Andre lets not forget;                                                                                                 

From Here To Toasternity.

Toast Of The Town.

It was the best of toast, it was the worst of toast.

The Longest Toast.

The Toasts Of Navarone.(i believe a young Harrison Toastford was in that)

The Tell Tale Toast.

and of course around Christmas who could forget...............

It's a Wonderful Toast.

 

 

And lest we forget:

The Hunt For Bread October

Breads

Bread Dawn

The Greatest Bread Ever Toasted

A Toaster For All Seasons

Il Dolce Crostino

And who hasn't seen Dustin Hoffman in drag as "Toastie"

A Room With A Toaster

A Clockwork Toaster

Crouching Toaster, Hidden Crumbs

Million Dollar Toaster

Toastfinger

Thundertoast

You Only Toast Twice

To Toast A Mockingbird

Toaster Of Arabia

The Sound Of Toasting

A Toaster Named Desire

 

 

Andre

 

 

 

 

 

[chugchug]

OH YAA........Well my toaster has SMOKE!

[Fergmiester]

To keep this thread on the rails and on track...

Can we include Roller Toasters in this topic?

Fergie 

[howmus]

To keep this thread on the rails and on track...

Can we include Roller Toasters in this topic?

Fergie 

DC or DCC?  AC maybe?  So Fergie, Whats your favorite Roller Toaster?  I sure someone will take a burn whatever you pick.  I personally never liked the Melba Roller Toaster...... 

[Teditor]

It's good to see everyone happy and enjoying each others comments, even if the subject is a bit stale and crumbly!

Teditor 

[TheK4Kid]

To keep this thread on the rails and on track...

Can we include Roller Toasters in this topic?

Fergie 

Why not!!!!

Hey Fergie ever ride the one at SIX TOASTS  OVER TEXAS????? 

[TheK4Kid]

 Recipe for POT TOAST = Six slices of toast, six teaspoons of butter ( or honey-optional), six teaspoons of cinammon and (optional)  six tablespoons of raisins in slow cook crock pot. Cook on medium for 8 hours.