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Model Railroading Cliches, Logical Fallacies & Just Plain Unprototypicality

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Posted by ACY Tom on Tuesday, June 14, 2016 11:48 AM

I think Chuck (Tomikawa) is the only one who mentioned my own pet peeve: Implausible bridges.  It's true that Shays were known to haul log trains over modern, heavy-duty steel bridges; and heavy Mallets were known tp operate over wooden trestles, but these were not the norm. A modern diesel or Amtrak train on a timber truss bridge would be a rare sight indeed, and ANY train that operates over an unsound bridge at all ought to raise an eyebrow or two.

Of course everybody has the right to have fun in any (presumably moral and legal) way they like, so I don't want to dictate to anybody how he should run his (or her) trains.

But I like to apply the same principle that is applied to literature: You may write fiction, but the reader should be able to suspend his disbelief and attach some credibility to the situation. If it looks highly unlikely or impossible, then I have a hard time suspending my disbelief.

YMMV.

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Posted by tomikawaTT on Monday, June 13, 2016 8:24 PM

Larry,

'Way back when, the then-Editor of MR (John Page, IIRC) wrote a tongue-in-cheek piece describing all the "improper model railroading" things he was seeing out the window of a 1:1 scale passenger car.  The last one, which rated italics and a 'spun into the ground' narrative, was a turnout on a curve! He ended with a 'What is the world coming to, when the full size railroads don't follow the rules model gurus have laid down for them?"

Today, you can buy a curved turnout in a bubble pack.  Or build one on a superelevated curve inches from a vertical easement.

And if S-curves are really a problem (Not, when connected by proper transitions) I'm in big trouble.  One run along the full length of a fixed wall is a snakewiggle of successive S-curves.

I look to the prototype for inspiration, and to my fellow modelers for advice.  I don't let either force me into accepting artificial limitations.

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Posted by BRAKIE on Monday, June 13, 2016 7:46 PM

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Almost no scale model railroad layout is a "train set."

And there lays the trap many fall into. Freight car gurus,locomotive gurus and those that fully understand railroading will tell you there's no such thing because of the various details.

A example look how some condemn  a "S" curve yet,they are common on the prototype or how fast they condemn the use of a crossing to gain access to industries in tight areas yet,the railroads have no problems doing so.

Then the scenery and engineering gurus will point out those mistakes.

Scale or no its still a train set.

And both is based on the common train set loop layout unless you have a true point to point layout and that doesn't come close to being a urban industrial lead.

 

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Posted by dknelson on Monday, June 13, 2016 6:33 PM

Well it would be pretty amazing if the guys weighing in on this thread, thoughtful a bunch as they surely are, would be able to resolve these old vocabulary issues.

I would say however that while "play with trains" and even "toy" can have widely varying meanings (toys are things that are played with, yet play can be deadly serious as those who are paid millions of dollars to "play" football, baseball or golf will tell you), to me "train set" does have a very precise meaning: a prepackaged box that is purchased, or received as a gift, and set up: locomotive, cars, track. Even most Lionel or American Flyer layouts are something more than "train sets."

 Almost no scale model railroad layout is a "train set."  

But "train set" is within the common vocabulary of even those very unfamiliar with model trains of any stripe, because it is a category of purchasable item that perhaps a family member or friend once received, or has been seen in stores or in advertising.  It is a common phrase.  That does not make it an accurate one if used to describe something that is not a train set.  But even when used inaccurately, that does not in itself make the use a hostile one to which we should bristle.  

[Amended post: and today's paper has a classified ad for a garage sale including, among other things, "train sets."  I suspect that does NOT mean a stack of boxed AHM or Walthers or Tyco train sets.  It might be a case of brass steam locomotives!  Who knows, because as I attempted to argue, it is the phrase used by those who may know nothing about model trains because they know no other phrase to use.]

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Posted by BRAKIE on Monday, June 13, 2016 5:49 PM

UNCLEBUTCH
I will quietly remove myself from the folds of model railroader, and assume a title of scale model builder.

I would be careful assuming such a title. Knowledgeable people may point out the flaws in your modeling and that is guaranteed since that covers scenes to trains..

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Posted by Old Thumper on Monday, June 13, 2016 5:46 PM

Butch - What matters is who you are and what you are.  NOT what you are called, or what your interests or passions are called.

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Posted by UNCLEBUTCH on Monday, June 13, 2016 12:41 PM

This issue is stsrting to cause stress,as stated life is too short.

Many of you have pointed out some vary valid points ,of me personly,that gave me reason to think hard about,   whole different disscussion.

Of my train set/layout,I come to realize that the trains themself are but a excuse to pursue my real interest, kitashing and scratch building,creating my own miniature world,with or without a train.

I will quietly remove myself from the folds of model railroader, and assume a title of scale model builder. This ,to me, should releive me of the layout/train set nonsence.

Prehaps without knowing, you guys have helped bring to light a few issues I need to address

  THANK YOU

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Posted by Old Thumper on Monday, June 13, 2016 11:36 AM

[quote user="UNCLEBUTCH"

I drove truck; 450hp,13speed, 80000lb well past a million miles. You own a ford F150; are you then a truck driver also?

[/quote]

I have a Toyota Tacoma.  Toyota defines it as a truck.

I am the driver of said Toyota truck.

Therefore, ya, I am a Truck Driver.

It's not my profession, but it's how I get around.

When I was working at a small shop doing mostly tool & die work, I thought it was offensive if someone called me a machinist.  I was a TOOLMAKER  !!!

Then I went to work for a company that didn't do any tool & die work, but we do some of the most complex machining in the world.  It just isn't tool and die work.  Now I have no problem referring to myself as a machinist, just like I know that my trains are in fact toys.  They are very nice toys, but toys nonetheless.

 

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Posted by BRAKIE on Monday, June 13, 2016 10:35 AM

UNCLEBUTCH
If my MRR ****** is a glorified train set,what do I call the train set on the other end?

A train set is a train set some are plain Jane while others are just glorified train sets.

And yes my Buick is just like your Dodge a automobile. A Moped is classified as a two wheel motorized vehicle  just like any motorcycle.

A true "biker" is a bicyclist not a motorcyclist except in macho terms.

A layout is indeed a train set plain Jane or glorified and is built for the builder's enjoyment.

There is no prize for showing up..

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Posted by Paul3 on Monday, June 13, 2016 10:29 AM

UncleButch,
There really is no implication of quality with "train set" vs. "model railroad" either, other than the fact that we hobbyists prefer one term over the other.  It is more a reflection of the user of the phrase than it is on the layout itself.  For example, if someone called Allen McClelland's V&O a "train set" to one of us, we'd know that person was not a fellow hobbyist.  It's not because the V&O wasn't quality, it's because the speaker isn't one of us.

One of the issues here seems to be that you seem to take offense too easily.  Why are you offended because some ignorant guy says, "Me, too!"  Let me put it this way; my reaction to your situation above (where I say I have a model railroad and some guy says, "Yeah, me, too.  I bought it at Wal-Mart.") would be, "Oh?  What scale?"  If the guy stammers with something like, "Um...it's...ah...one of the small ones," then I know he's not serious and will change the subject.  I'll say, "How about those Red Sox?"

Instead, if the guy responds with, "HO," then I'll dig into it some more, asking him some leading questions to see if he's interested in getting in deeper.  If he is, I'll invite him to my club or tell him about an upcoming show.  I'll encourage the guy to think beyond the starter set, not jump down his throat because he dared compare his Wal-Mart set to my 25'x50' pike.

And yes, I've had that happen.  I used to show off my layout to complete strangers since it was in the basement of my family's bookstore (since closed).  I had an older gentleman come in and tell me all about his own beautiful layout.  He brought in pics of it and proudly showed them to me.  It was all I could do not to laugh because the quality of this man's layout was pretty poor, to be kind (and nothing like he was telling me).  But obviously he loved it.  I asked him how long he'd been in the hobby, it was less than 5 years.  I said something to the effect that it was real nice, and that he should read MR and visit some local clubs.  I did not say his layout was ridiculous, even tho' it was (trust me).

The point is that we all have to start somewhere.  If we snap at a guy just because he's a newbie, then the hobby won't grow very much.

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Posted by DAVID FORTNEY on Monday, June 13, 2016 10:16 AM

I build my layout for only one reason, ME! If I am happy with the result I don't need any recognition from anybody. 

I think some of us has lost the reason we build layouts. Number one reason for me is fun, yours may be replicating a time and place. We are both enjoying the same hobby. Enjoy what you do, after all life is too short as we found out in Florida this past weekend. 

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Posted by UNCLEBUTCH on Monday, June 13, 2016 9:52 AM

OK,,a car is a car, is a corvett the same as my dodge?

I drove truck; 450hp,13speed, 80000lb well past a million miles. You own a ford F150; are you then a truck driver also?

Lady up the road rides a moped on nice days, I wouldn't refer to her as being a biker

If my MRR ****** is  a glorified train set,what do I call the train set on the other end?

Please don't try to sell me some bs that they are the same.I don't believe you should get a prize just for showing up

If we don't get some kind of recognition for time and effort ;then why bother?

and a warm fuzzy feeling inside is not enuff

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Posted by Old Thumper on Monday, June 13, 2016 6:07 AM

BRAKIE

 None of us operates or builds a model railroad since its impossible. Yet,we hold operations and run dozens of trains over way to few feet of track.

What we have at most is a glorified train set.

Well said Yes

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Posted by BRAKIE on Monday, June 13, 2016 5:31 AM

John Busby
But they are toys expensive gentleman's toys

I came to that conclusion  45 years or so ago. Still I wouldn't take back one minute of it.

Oh my..A thought.. Toy Railroader magazine just doesn't sound as cool as Model Railroader magazine..Laugh

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Posted by John Busby on Monday, June 13, 2016 1:20 AM

Hi Wojosa31

But they are toys expencive gentlemans toys Big Smile.

The word model is used because no respectable gentleman about town could possibly be seen to be playing with childrens toys Big Smile

Oh no we are all victims of clever advertising.

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Posted by BRAKIE on Sunday, June 12, 2016 10:46 PM

UNCLEBUTCH
My point; call it what it is,a model RR or a train set

Oddly its both. The only difference is in the mind.

Every open house I ever took a part in some visitor will say "You guys got a nice train set" others may even say a nice model train set up.

None of us operates or builds a model railroad since its impossible. Yet,we hold operations and run dozens of trains over way to few feet of track.

What we have at most is a glorified train set.

 

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Posted by Texas Zephyr on Sunday, June 12, 2016 10:35 PM

UNCLEBUTCH
But,,dont show a picture of an ovel of track,tyco rolling stock,horn hook couplers,unpainted snap together building and Hot Wheels, and call it a "layout"

IMO to call that a layout is a insult to all the folks that spent thousands of hours of work to get thire "layouts" to look as close to real as possible

I agree somewhat with the core thought of what you are trying to say.   There are definitely degrees from toy trains to realistic model railroads.  I will however disagree with that definition of "layout".  In my opinion the "layout" is just the arrangement of the track.  Sprucing it up with structures and scenery it becomes much more than a track layout.  It is an entire physical setting for the railroad.  I believe the term that they used to use was "Pike".

 

Back to the point of the thread - the dog and the fire hydrant, and the children tipping over an out house are just so over done.  I've never understood so many peoples' facination with pee and poop.   At the last show I went to, the folks who had the newest "moving water" technology, had only one sold out unit - the boy peeing.  Of course - sigh.

 

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Posted by tomikawaTT on Sunday, June 12, 2016 9:05 PM

Similar to the 'Layout definition,' - I have a car.

"Car'" can be a Lamborghini, a Chevy, a lovingly restored Stutz Bearcat or a Yugo.

I own a truck.  Without more info, you don't know if my truck is a brand-new Kenworth high horsepower cab capable of hauling loaded tandems at freeway speed (I wish!) or a rather decrepit 23 year old Toyota X-cab (which still gets good gas mileage and passes smog checks.)

I have a layout.  It lives in a double garage and rather resembles a Disney thrill ride without the cosmetic skin - but it can and does operate, and satisfies my personal need for speed (40 scale kilometers per hour, average)  What other people have, whether a sub-4x8 or as big as a dairy barn, concerns me not one whit.  My fun stands alone.  I don't need to compare it with anything.

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Posted by wojosa31 on Sunday, June 12, 2016 8:55 PM

Unclebutch: Nothing personal, but I tend to bristle any time I read of someone, anyone, referring to someone's model railroad  as toylike. I work very hard to replicate a specific prototype branch line, using all the era appropriate, prototype appropriate models. But, it's a recreational thing, which can be considered a toy. After spending 42 years working on the real trains, you can see my perspective.

Not everyone has the skill and ability to build a museum quality layout, myself included, although I can create a reasonable fascimile. It's about tolerence for those who aren't playing at the same level.

There are a lot of highly skilled model railroaders participating in this forum, and I enoy seeing their work. I also recall a highly regarded late member of this forum, who did wonders with a railroad built with sectional track in the corner of his house trailer. I wonder, If his efforts would have met your litmus test?

You are entitled to express your opinion, and I just expressed mine.

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Posted by PRR8259 on Sunday, June 12, 2016 7:56 PM

I understand the insult, and I've certainly experienced it myself...the comparisons between the entry level trainset layout and mine.

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Posted by UNCLEBUTCH on Sunday, June 12, 2016 7:39 PM

I was goning to let this drop,but its been nagging at me all day.

Perhaps "I" am putting too mutch inportance on the word ''layout''

IF joe  wants to show you his model railroad ******  what would you expect to see?

If jim wants you to look at his train set ******, what then would you expect?

nither one is better or best just different

I tell some one I have a model RR ******. knowing how mutch time and effort i've put in it, and they replay ; yeah me too, all came in one box, 59.99 at walmart. Thats the insult. Has happen to me

My point; call it what it is,a model RR or a train set

I apologize if this offends some

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Posted by PRR8259 on Sunday, June 12, 2016 4:12 PM

Well, the above layout is a neat-looking layout that gets a lot into a small space.

I see no issue with it.  It was trying to give the illusion of a long distance run.

Sometimes I've seen those layouts in n scale traded into the local train store, who then liked it so much they actually kept it and used it as the in-store test layout.

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Posted by angelob6660 on Sunday, June 12, 2016 2:28 PM

 

I was going to buy this layout when I was younger. But I didn't have $300 for that. In a matter of fact I didn't own any scenery, paints, cars, people, and buildings.

Modeling the G.N.O. Railway, The Diamond Route.

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Posted by PRR8259 on Sunday, June 12, 2016 1:32 PM

The above page long discussion is why I stuck to what I do/have done that requires "prototype fidelity repentance", lol.

I've been accused of starting far too many controversies in the past, on other forums, and am simply trying to learn from and stay out of that, here...lol.

Best regards all--

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Posted by Paul3 on Sunday, June 12, 2016 1:24 PM

UncleButch,
You said that an oval of track, Tyco rolling stock, hornhook couplers, unpainted snap-together buildings, and Hot Wheels is not a layout.  Um, actually, it is a layout.  It is, however, not a very good one.

I don't know how calling even a poor layout a "layout" is an insult to anyone.  Why would someone take offense to that?

Now, if someone were to say that their Tyco, hornhook, Plasticville, and Hot Wheels layout is just as high quality as a Koester, Sellios, Furlow, or Pryke layout, then I could see the point of taking offense and calling it out as such.  But just for the term "layout"?  Sorry, but "layout" implies no quality, just like calling a model locomotive a "locomotive" doesn't.  Even the worst piece of junk loco from the depths of Yugoslavia is still a loco; calling the horrible AHM RS-2 a loco doesn't insult Kato RS-2 locos.

Otherwise, only Proto:87 modelers have "layouts".  Those are the guys that use individual tie plates...in HO scale.  They think that Code 88 wheels are too fat.  That Kadee semi-scale #58's are too big.  And so on.  Of course, few of their layouts are bigger than a module or shelf layout, but they are of the highest quality and fidelity to the real thing.

I have to laugh at your "free speech" crack.  There is no free speech protection here.  It's Kalmbach's forum.  They can censor any of us for any reason.  The 1st Amendment only applies to government censorship, not to private companies.

Opinions have always been welcomed here, but they are not always agreed with.  If you post your opinion, be prepared for a contrary one posted back at you.  Defend your opinion, and in the resulting debate, maybe the rest of us will learn something.  That's the way the internet has worked for the last 20 years I've been online.

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Posted by BRAKIE on Sunday, June 12, 2016 11:30 AM

NittanyLion
 
tomikawaTT

As for the rabbit warren, if you build through broken country you will have lots of tunnels, sharp curves and bridges.  I have even seen a prototype for the cliche Lionel 'hump with a portal at each end' tunnel - but only one, and it had a valid reason for being that way.  My own 'rabbit warrens' are pretty obvious as to purpose, and each is on a point-to-point route with two visible ends.

 

 

 

I was speaking more to this end.  That hill is going to have some serious stability issues and raises plenty of "if this was real" questions.  

 

If I may..I call that a "casual" layout because such layouts is popular with "casual' modelers that lurks in the shadows-all hobbies has them.

Casual modelers is Jane or John Doe that isn't  fully committed to the hobby but,enjoys the simpler side of the hobby whenever the mood may strike do something with the train set. They may still use X2F couplers on their train set style cars and locomotives or they may even use DCC like Bachmann E-Z DCC and KD couplers.. 

There is absolutely no harm in that style of layout for those that like them..

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Posted by Bobster on Sunday, June 12, 2016 11:00 AM

Greetings,

The cliche that rather annoys me is when someone asks if I've ever or if I would do the Gomez Adams crash and burn thing. After requesting several hundred dollars to do it, it is amazing how the subject changes or you hear, "I never realized they cost that much. "

Happy Railroading,

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Posted by NittanyLion on Sunday, June 12, 2016 10:56 AM

tomikawaTT

As for the rabbit warren, if you build through broken country you will have lots of tunnels, sharp curves and bridges.  I have even seen a prototype for the cliche Lionel 'hump with a portal at each end' tunnel - but only one, and it had a valid reason for being that way.  My own 'rabbit warrens' are pretty obvious as to purpose, and each is on a point-to-point route with two visible ends.

 

I was speaking more to this end.  That hill is going to have some serious stability issues and raises plenty of "if this was real" questions.  

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Posted by Lazers on Sunday, June 12, 2016 10:20 AM

 

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Posted by csxns on Sunday, June 12, 2016 9:38 AM

UNCLEBUTCH
call it a "layout"

? what is a layout what does a layout look like thanks.

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