How to Make your Car more like a Locomotive (Humor)

[chad thomas]

Don't forget to add a snowplow.

[CopCarSS]

Put 8 stops on your gas pedal.

[TH&B]

9) Put a tow hitch front and back.
10) Put a UP "patch" logo on car.
11) Take mufflers off to make car sound like locomotive.
12) Have a rear facing headlight.
13) Add bell

Yes this aut to make your Toyota Ecco look like an SD9 .... or NOT
Throwing fuzys out the back when someone is tailgating you is funny.

[Anonymous]

I saw a hitch cover that looks like coupler.

[Anonymous]

Hello,
For those of you who can't get enough of trains, here are some tips to make your car more like a locomotive. Please chime in on this with your own ideas [:)]! (Sort of like a you might be a railfan if...).

1.) You paint all controls in the car red, except for the AC which is yellow.
2.) You replace your steering wheel with a handbrake wheel (DON'T do this--it would be pretty bad on your face if you hit it in a collision)
3.) You fly green or white flags on top of the windows on each side.
4.) You throw fusees out your back window in traffic.
5.) You put a light on top of the roof to have a headlight and ditch lights.
6.) You put your elbow on the window sill and wave to kids.
7.) You put in a steam generator and booster.
8.) Your train has numberoards and you call signals.

Please join in.