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What is your "favorite" deragatory railroad nickname?

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Posted by icmr on Monday, September 12, 2005 11:53 AM
OLD TIMER and MUDCHICKEN do not know what they are talking about. BNSF = Big *** Sucking Face. NS = New Star



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Posted by waltersrails on Monday, September 12, 2005 11:50 AM
Old Timer= old timer NS= New Southern
I like NS but CSX has the B&O.
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Posted by waltersrails on Monday, September 12, 2005 11:47 AM
UP = U pay
I like NS but CSX has the B&O.
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Posted by jchnhtfd on Monday, September 12, 2005 11:13 AM
Always, always... Saint Jesus and Late Coming for the St. Johnsbury & Lamoille County
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Posted by Tulyar15 on Monday, September 12, 2005 6:54 AM
We have quite a few in Britain

Vrigin Trains = "Vermin"
Network South East = "Not work south east"

and going further back

Great Western - Great Way Round
Somerset & Dorset - Slow and Dirty
Midland & Great Northern - Muddle and Get Nowhere
London, Chatham and Dover - Land 'em, Smash 'em and turn over!
London Midland and Scottish (LMS) - 'ell of a mess
Manchester, Sheffield and Lincolnshire - Money Sunk and Lost
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, September 11, 2005 9:58 PM
D&RGW = Dangerous and Rapidly Getting Worse

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Posted by CliqueofOne on Sunday, September 11, 2005 8:27 AM
CNR;
Chicken Noodle Railway
Certainly No Rush

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Signal Department.
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Posted by Junctionfan on Sunday, September 11, 2005 6:51 AM
EL-Erie Lack of Money
PC-Park n Crash
NYC-Never Your Choice
DRGW-Dirty Rails Getting Warped
MP-Made Poorly
RI-Requires Investment
SSW-Starve,Swear and Whine
SP-Start Pushing
B&O-Big and Old
C&O-Cramed and Old
D&H-Drink and Haller
SBD-Sore By Dawn
TFM-Too Friggen Much

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Posted by mloik on Saturday, September 10, 2005 11:28 PM
CP = Come Push
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2005 10:37 PM
"The Southern Serves the South"

Like a bull serves a cow.

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2005 10:34 PM
DT&I - *** Trifling and Independent
CRI&P - Come Right In and P*ss
N&W - Nothin' Works
ET&WNC - Eat Taters & Wear No Clothes

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Posted by Sterling1 on Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:28 PM
How 'bout this one:
DTTX: Dchange in Time, Time's Xpress
"There is nothing in life that compares with running a locomotive at 80-plus mph with the windows open, the traction motors screaming, the air horns fighting the rush of incoming air to make any sound at all, automobiles on adjacent highways trying and failing to catch up with you, and the unmistakable presence of raw power. You ride with fear in the pit of your stomach knowing you do not really have control of this beast." - D.C. Battle [Trains 10/2002 issue, p74.]
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Posted by Sterling1 on Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:23 PM
CN: cyanide
CP: caught poor
KCS: King Caught Sleeping
"There is nothing in life that compares with running a locomotive at 80-plus mph with the windows open, the traction motors screaming, the air horns fighting the rush of incoming air to make any sound at all, automobiles on adjacent highways trying and failing to catch up with you, and the unmistakable presence of raw power. You ride with fear in the pit of your stomach knowing you do not really have control of this beast." - D.C. Battle [Trains 10/2002 issue, p74.]
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Posted by Sterling1 on Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:20 PM
CRIP: crippled
BNSF: Big New Smelly Farts
UP: Under Powered
NS: NoneSuch
ACL + SCL: Which tendon'muscle did I break this time . . .

"There is nothing in life that compares with running a locomotive at 80-plus mph with the windows open, the traction motors screaming, the air horns fighting the rush of incoming air to make any sound at all, automobiles on adjacent highways trying and failing to catch up with you, and the unmistakable presence of raw power. You ride with fear in the pit of your stomach knowing you do not really have control of this beast." - D.C. Battle [Trains 10/2002 issue, p74.]
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2005 8:45 PM
An old one: "Southern Swerves the South"
Not a derogatory one, but the Chattahoochee (sp?) Industrial used to be "Better by a Dam Site" referring to its location.
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2005 8:21 PM
Conrail = Con Job
Amtrak = Slamtrak (after a derailment) [:D]
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2005 8:15 PM
PGE Province's greatest expemse
B&M Busted & Mined
NH No Hope
Stj&LC Saint Jesus & Late Coming
PRR The big red subway
HT&W Hoot toot & Whistle
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Posted by Murphy Siding on Saturday, September 10, 2005 7:55 PM
Years ago, the Great Northern was refered to as The Big Nothin'. Guess they were wrong.

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Posted by IRONROOSTER on Saturday, September 10, 2005 7:37 PM
I always liked To Hell and Back for the Toronto, Hamilton, and Buffalo.
Enjoy
Paul
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Posted by ValleyX on Saturday, September 10, 2005 7:30 PM
On the diesel shop wall in Corbin, KY, was a picture of a mule. Mule was named Nelly Sue. So much for the Thoroughbred of Transportation.
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Posted by espeefoamer on Saturday, September 10, 2005 5:46 PM
1. Central Oregon & Pacific=Clowns On Railroad Property.
2.D&RGW=Derailments & Really Good Wrecks
3.UP=Utterly Pathetic
4.ACELA= Amtrak Customers Expect Late Arrivals
5.PGE=Prince George Eventually
6.BNSF=Big Nasty Summit Fences
Ride Amtrak. Cats Rule, Dogs Drool.
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Posted by Junctionfan on Saturday, September 10, 2005 3:29 PM
CN-Continuous Neglect
CP-Cautiously Patient
NS-No Speeding
CSX-Crappy Service Exclusively
KCS-Know Cash Struggle
UP-Under Powered
BNSF-Bares No Sound Financing
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Posted by rji2 on Saturday, September 10, 2005 2:59 PM
St. Louis, Brownsville & Mexico = "Stublebum"
Louisville & Nashville = Long & Nasty
Cincinnati, New Orleans & Texas Pacific = Connections No Object; Tickets Please.
Here's one from another industry: Eastern Airlines used to have a flight from Chicago about 6:30 p.m. for San Juan, with a stop in Atlanta. The crew members called it the "Roach Coach."
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Posted by AlcoRS11Nut on Saturday, September 10, 2005 1:49 PM
CN (Canaidan Nazi's)
CSX...... i should'nt post that one given the ages of some of the members......ill leave it up to you people to put it together. ;)
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Posted by Jordan6 on Saturday, September 10, 2005 12:22 PM
Not a favorite, just one I thought of,


BNSF: Bottle-Necked, Slow Freight
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Posted by Saxman on Saturday, September 10, 2005 7:50 AM
BNSF: Better Not Start a Family
DT&I: Drunks, Tramps & Idiots or, Detroiot Toledo and Indegestion
Pere Marquette: Poor Marquette
Grand Trunk Western: Granny Trunk
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2005 7:25 AM
NS = NAZI SOUTHERN
NS= NO SERVICE
NS= NO SUPERVISION
NS= NO ***
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:48 AM
Well - I still think that BN and SF should form Santa Northern RR :>
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Posted by PNWRMNM on Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:16 AM
Hell Either Way Taken - Houston East & West Texas, now know as "The Rabbit", I think becuase its profile and alignment look like the trace of a running rabbit's tail in three dimensions.
Always Tardy and Seldom Fast - ATSF

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Posted by miniwyo on Saturday, September 10, 2005 1:13 AM
MRL - Monkeys Running Loose

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