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What is your "favorite" deragatory railroad nickname?

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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, October 24, 2005 7:10 PM
"Take yore hat off boy, that's the Southern going by"
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Posted by rich747us on Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:25 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by BigBilly5xL

NS = NAZI SOUTHERN
NS= NO SERVICE
NS= NO SUPERVISION
NS= NO ***


Dont forget my personal favorite!

NS = Notoriously Stupid! LOL [:D]
When there's a tie at the crossing.....YOU LOOSE! STOP, LOOK, LISTEN, AND LIVE! GOD BLESS CONRAIL!</font id="blue"> 1976-1999 (R.I.P.)
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, October 22, 2005 7:33 PM
denver and rio grande west dangerous and rapidly getting worse
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Posted by tatans on Friday, October 21, 2005 6:24 PM
C.P.R. --sleepy R
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 1:09 PM
In homage to the Bob & Tom show....


NS/N&W: Norfolk & Waypal

Absolutely, positively!

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 10:20 PM
On one episode of Futurama Bender the robot was riding a space train with one boxcar reading Baltimore & Orion and another, Wrath of Khanrail.

Closer to my home was the San Diego and Arizona-Slow, Dirty, and Aggravating.
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Posted by tabeckett on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 9:37 PM
Posted: Today, 17:11:15
QUOTE: Originally posted by espeefoamer

Since there are so many Swift trailers and containers,
SWIFT: Slow Wagons In Fast Traffic.


That made me think of a couple of truck company nicknames...
SWIFT: Sure Wish I Had a Faster Truck

Consolidated Freight: Chicken Feed, Crushed Freight

ABF: American Bull Frog, or All Broken Freight

MS Carriers(bought by SWIFT): Movie Star

The SWIFT names came about because for a long time, their drivers were restricted to 55 MPH, even as most states raised their speed limits to 65 or 70, and even 75 MPH.
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Posted by espeefoamer on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:23 PM
Metrostink,Amcrash.
One I read many years ago: East Tennesee and Western North Carolina,
Eat Taters and Wear No Clothes.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 5:11 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by espeefoamer

Since there are so many Swift trailers and containers,
SWIFT: Slow Wagons In Fast Traffic.


That made me think of a couple of truck company nicknames...
SWIFT: Sure Wish I Had a Faster Truck

Consolidated Freight: Chicken Feed, Crushed Freight

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 4:55 PM
Some really f unny stuff here in this post keep them comming[8][:D][^]>>>glennbob
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 4, 2005 11:36 PM
The New Haven ran a local passenger run from New Haven to Old Saybrook every morning and evening. It was named "The Rocket". (Who says the railroads don't have a sense of humor?) The regular commuters who suffered on "The Rocket" (a BUDD RDC, as I recall) called it "The Rattler".

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 4, 2005 2:18 PM
Oklahoma City, Ada, and Atoka: Old, Cranky, Aches, and Awful.
Midland Valley: Moldy Valley
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Posted by vsmith on Tuesday, October 4, 2005 10:57 AM
Old one from across the pond...

GWR = God's Wonderfull Railway, aka Great Western Railway

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Posted by PBenham on Monday, October 3, 2005 4:59 PM
Well, you might have missed the To Hamilton & Back/To Hell & Back/ To There & Back/ all for that fine little giant the Toronto Hamilton & Buffalo RY!
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Posted by espeefoamer on Monday, October 3, 2005 3:50 PM
Since there are so many Swift trailers and containers,
SWIFT: Slow Wagons In Fast Traffic.
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, October 3, 2005 3:38 PM
D&RGW= dirty rags and greasy wheels , C&S =crooked and slow , GW= the gee wizz , CB&Q= continiously broken and in question , BNSF= broken now scrap by friday ,how's that for a start ?>>>>> glennbob
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Posted by mvlandsw on Saturday, October 1, 2005 11:08 PM
B&O, Broke $ Owen; Pacific Great Eastern, Please Go Easy
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Posted by rvos1979 on Friday, September 30, 2005 2:47 PM
For the Wisconsin & Southern, or WSOR:

Worsor
Wreck Standing On Rail
WE Step On Railroaders

Randy

Randy Vos

"Ever have one of those days where you couldn't hit the ground with your hat??" - Waylon Jennings

"May the Lord take a liking to you and blow you up, real good" - SCTV

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, September 30, 2005 12:45 PM
CSX "Cat Sratch Xpress"
"Can't Stand Xcellance"
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, September 29, 2005 10:01 PM
Note to n_stephenson, the CSX employee above:
In 1986 I took my two week vacation (from selling camera equipment) and headed to: southeastern Iowa to shoot ATSF and others, across Illinois, into Indiana and down the west coast of Indiana through Terre Haute, Princeton, Vincennes and Evansville. It was in Vincennes that I met a CSX employee (it was barely CSX at that time) who quite bluntly called it "Chicken S*** Express" and it has stuck with me ever since. The best part of that day was the sunset photo I got of three CSX units with very little light, but the slide turned out perfectly!
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Posted by Jack_S on Thursday, September 29, 2005 3:32 PM
From another industry: A friend worked at LORAL. e said it stood for: Layoffs Right And Left.
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Posted by waltersrails on Thursday, September 29, 2005 3:13 PM
i like yardbirdjacks thats great.

NS CORP = No Southern Cars On Rails Painted
I like NS but CSX has the B&O.
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Posted by bbrant on Thursday, September 29, 2005 11:43 AM
WABCO (We're A Bad Corproate Organization)

WABCO (now Wabtec) isn't a railroad but they make the airbrakes for the railroads so I thought I'd mention them.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 27, 2005 8:07 AM
CSX=Confederate Southern Xpress At least to us yankees in NY>
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Posted by lrmray1 on Monday, September 26, 2005 7:36 PM
DL+W Delaware Lackawana and Western - Dreary Late and Weary...
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Posted by espeefoamer on Monday, September 26, 2005 5:57 PM
UP
Utterly Pathetic
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, September 26, 2005 3:25 PM
BNSF= bigger name, same foolishness
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, September 25, 2005 11:34 AM
Onion Pacific (it stinks)
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, September 25, 2005 2:13 AM
Toledo,Peoria & Western=Take A P*ss & Wait

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