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Posted by zugmann on Saturday, May 29, 2010 11:17 PM

RRKen

 

A pepsi bottle?  That is way too small.

 

Lay off the tea, then...

It's been fun.  But it isn't much fun anymore.   Signing off for now. 


  

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Posted by RRKen on Saturday, May 29, 2010 11:17 PM

Murray
Use a Pepsi bottle?

A pepsi bottle?  That is way too small, I need a wide neck!

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Posted by zugmann on Saturday, May 29, 2010 11:15 PM

RRKen

 

 You open up the window.

 

 

Or if you are born lucky, you open up the window on the opposite side of the cab....

It's been fun.  But it isn't much fun anymore.   Signing off for now. 


  

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, May 29, 2010 11:15 PM
Use a Pepsi bottle?
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Posted by RRKen on Saturday, May 29, 2010 11:13 PM

Sawtooth500
So you're the engineer, doing a nice 60 down the rails, and nature calls. I know most loco's have a toilet, but do you stop the train and go? Give the reigns to the conductor while you go potty? Or something else? And I'm guessing if the conductor has to go, he can just do so while the train is in motion because he doesn't always have to be looking out the front, correct?

 You open up the window.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, May 29, 2010 11:13 PM
Sawtooth500
So you're the engineer, doing a nice 60 down the rails, and nature calls. I know most loco's have a toilet, but do you stop the train and go? Give the reigns to the conductor while you go potty? Or something else? And I'm guessing if the conductor has to go, he can just do so while the train is in motion because he doesn't always have to be looking out the front, correct?
Honestly...Do you stay up nights thinking up these questions????
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Posted by zugmann on Saturday, May 29, 2010 11:11 PM

 Engineers don't go to the bathroom.  They just blow up when they turn 40.

It's been fun.  But it isn't much fun anymore.   Signing off for now. 


  

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When Nature Calls...
Posted by Sawtooth500 on Saturday, May 29, 2010 11:06 PM
So you're the engineer, doing a nice 60 down the rails, and nature calls. I know most loco's have a toilet, but do you stop the train and go? Give the reigns to the conductor while you go potty? Or something else? And I'm guessing if the conductor has to go, he can just do so while the train is in motion because he doesn't always have to be looking out the front, correct?

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