HUGE TOAST COMPLAINT!

[danmerkel]

hi there im new to the hoby and i have a old toaster i got from my fther wen he died afew years ago and i wnat to know if it can be upgraed to the new digidalstandard toast runer thing

i think it says tycotoaster obn the botom ofit i apreciat any help u can give me let me what if it wil work and i here itis worth lots of $

thanx a new modler 

Tis garbage, that which you speak of!

is that y it burns on one side and nothing onthe other i thout it taste funy how much could i get 4 it on ebay 

Now here's what you do sonny boy.  Take a shoe box, and tip it on it's side.  Now place the garbage(tyco) in the box.  Cover the open end with saran wrap.  Now feature this museum quality, collectors piece on idiot bay.  Make sure to feature the custom made display case.  Before you know it,  you may have a bid!  Oh yeah,  toast!

 

But be sure to include L@@K, Vintage and WOW in the headline!

dlm

[TheK4Kid]

Stay tuned!

Come on guys help me out, i've burned out TEN TOASTERS so far working on this, and my layout will never get finished! LOL!

TheK4Kid 

Return of the Toastedi

Han and his merry men in the Millennium Toast Falcon are approaching the Death Toaster Star as we look in.......

Han Toast Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this!"

Anakin Toastwalker: "Hey, my toast pod must be out of toast coal nuggets, I can't get the engine to turn over."

YodaToast: "Remember Anakin Toast, the force will be with you but you have to believe in the power of the toast."

C-3PToast: "Pass the toast please Sir Solo, and did you remember to bring the lube oil for the toast? It does wonders for my creaking neck."

R2-DToast: "bleep...weoooo.....blip......whistle.........woooohhhhh...whowa!

C-3PToast: "Yes R2, you are on top of it again....toast is the breakfast of Champions!"

BeaverToast: "Gee Wally....you think mom will let us eat toast in the garage?"

Stay tuned for the next episode of Leave It To Toast....

Opps....looks like the Toast TV dial flipped again....

 

I think the dial flipped again!

It looks like MY THREE TOASTERS  is on now, starring Fred McToaster

Wait a minute it just flipped again to HAVE TOAST WILL TRAVEL
Mr Paladin, they robbed  all the toast from the 6:15 Toast Express out of Tucson, they also tried toasting the trestle at Toasters Gulch, but when that failed, they used their old dried out toast, piling it up on the tracks, and stopped the 6:15 Toast Express, where they robbed all the fresh morning breakfast toast from the dining car, but they won't be hard to find, they left a trail of toast crumbs.

 

Hmmm, let's move the dial and see what else we get. Hey look the HONEY TOASTERS with Ralph Cramden !
Grrrrrrrrrr, Mrs Cramden if you burrrrrnn my toast one more time, I'll open the window and throw this toaster all the way to Brooklyn!!!!
Ohhhh Ralph you can't even throw a beach ball!.

What's this, hey it's Father  Toasts Best with Betty and Bud fighting over who gets the last slice of toast at the breakfast table. 

[BATMAN]

Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed, with just an old two slicer couldn't keep his family fed. Then one day while shopping on ebay he turned to granny and said i've found a better way.
Four slicer that is.
Texas toast
Bubble'n cheese toast.
mountain muffins.

Well the next thing you know old Jeds not a hungry man.
The kin folk said........

[Fergmiester]

 

Say Fergie, are your feet D-RYE ??

Johnboy out..............

 

Actually they are very... T-O-A-S-T-I-E! 

[TheK4Kid]

   Okay....okay....Keepers of the almighty Toast!

I'll take my toasty imagination and pack it up from the Worldly Toast Barrons and start my own toast world.....errrr....toastland....ahhhh.......toastlayout! That's the ticket!  

BTW....the new season of Petticoat Toast Junction has been cancelled due to lack of ratings.....

Now...back to your regularly scheduled Toast Train........

 

Ryan 

Hmmmmm you gave me a new idea! "The Toast Tunnel!" hmmmmm, errrrrr wasn't there a TV program about this?

Hmmm, a new layout addition, a toast tunnel, just add wheat, white or rye on it's side on a flatcar, and when it enters the toast tunnel, push a button or set it up with a decoder that auto detects the flatcar, and out the other end comes your toast!

TheK4Kid

 

PS- Liked your addition to my "Star Toaster Wars" story! LOL!

[oscaletrains]

  If I drop buttered toast will it land butter side down. Sounds like a job for thr mythbusters

they did it

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

Thanks for telling us about Murphy's Law in regards to buttered toast near our layouts.

We'll spread the word.

[tomikawaTT]

  If I drop buttered toast will it land butter side down. Sounds like a job for thr mythbusters

Third subset group of specific applications of Murphy's Law (also known as Grandma's Rule:)

"Buttered toast, if dropped, will land butter side down."

So keep the toast well clear of the layout after buttering - like, say, in a different room.

Chuck (modeling Central Japan in September, 1964)

[SilverSpike]

   Okay....okay....Keepers of the almighty Toast!

I'll take my toasty imagination and pack it up from the Worldly Toast Barrons and start my own toast world.....errrr....toastland....ahhhh.......toastlayout! That's the ticket!  

BTW....the new season of Petticoat Toast Junction has been cancelled due to lack of ratings.....

Now...back to your regularly scheduled Toast Train........

 

[secondhandmodeler]

I know what to do.

Let's now all toast the really great people at Kalmbach for the good stuff they do for our hobby. Thanks Kalmbach!

(Now, I buttered them up. The thread should be safe.)

Here's to you, Mr. keepers of the toast forum.(real American toasters)

Your toast publishing efforts help to keep us toasters on the the right train of thought.

Without your guides and tips to toasting, our skills may become a little crusty.

So crank up your toaster Mr. Keepers of the toast forum, because you are the best thing since sliced bread!

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

I know what to do.

Let's now all toast the really great people at Kalmbach for the good stuff they do for our hobby. Thanks Kalmbach!

(Now, I buttered them up. The thread should be safe.)

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

Corey ... is somebody keeping "track" of the toast?

[secondhandmodeler]

I would suggest a return to a train, toast relation.  Otherwise, this exercise in silliness may be cut off.

[SilverSpike]

Stay tuned!

Come on guys help me out, i've burned out TEN TOASTERS so far working on this, and my layout will never get finished! LOL!

TheK4Kid 

Return of the Toastedi

Han and his merry men in the Millennium Toast Falcon are approaching the Death Toaster Star as we look in.......

Han Toast Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this!"

Anakin Toastwalker: "Hey, my toast pod must be out of toast coal nuggets, I can't get the engine to turn over."

YodaToast: "Remember Anakin Toast, the force will be with you but you have to believe in the power of the toast."

C-3PToast: "Pass the toast please Sir Solo, and did you remember to bring the lube oil for the toast? It does wonders for my creaking neck."

R2-DToast: "bleep...weoooo.....blip......whistle.........woooohhhhh...whowa!

C-3PToast: "Yes R2, you are on top of it again....toast is the breakfast of Champions!"

BeaverToast: "Gee Wally....you think mom will let us eat toast in the garage?"

Stay tuned for the next episode of Leave It To Toast....

Opps....looks like the Toast TV dial flipped again....

 

[jesrr]

  If I drop buttered toast will it land butter side down. Sounds like a job for thr mythbusters

[secondhandmodeler]

hi there im new to the hoby and i have a old toaster i got from my fther wen he died afew years ago and i wnat to know if it can be upgraed to the new digidalstandard toast runer thing

i think it says tycotoaster obn the botom ofit i apreciat any help u can give me let me what if it wil work and i here itis worth lots of $

thanx a new modler 

Tis garbage, that which you speak of!

is that y it burns on one side and nothing onthe other i thout it taste funy how much could i get 4 it on ebay 

Now here's what you do sonny boy.  Take a shoe box, and tip it on it's side.  Now place the garbage(tyco) in the box.  Cover the open end with saran wrap.  Now feature this museum quality, collectors piece on idiot bay.  Make sure to feature the custom made display case.  Before you know it,  you may have a bid!  Oh yeah,  toast!

[howmus]

hi there im new to the hoby and i have a old toaster i got from my fther wen he died afew years ago and i wnat to know if it can be upgraed to the new digidalstandard toast runer thing

i think it says tycotoaster obn the botom ofit i apreciat any help u can give me let me what if it wil work and i here itis worth lots of $

thanx a new modler 

Tis garbage, that which you speak of!

is that y it burns on one side and nothing onthe other i thout it taste funy how much could i get 4 it on ebay 

[SteamFreak]

I preferred the sequels... "Return of the Dark Rye" and "Proctor Silex Strikes Back."

[oscaletrains]

what is this about i got lost at toast?

good toast i keep, the black stuff that has a hole burnt in it is my dads.

[shawnee]

Geez, this is really a HUGE TOAST POST.

I wonder, when will it be toast?  

[secondhandmodeler]

hi there im new to the hoby and i have a old toaster i got from my fther wen he died afew years ago and i wnat to know if it can be upgraed to the new digidalstandard toast runer thing

i think it says tycotoaster obn the botom ofit i apreciat any help u can give me let me what if it wil work and i here itis worth lots of $

thanx a new modler 

Tis garbage, that which you speak of!

[howmus]

hi there im new to the hoby and i have a old toaster i got from my fther wen he died afew years ago and i wnat to know if it can be upgraed to the new digidalstandard toast runer thing

i think it says tycotoaster obn the botom ofit i apreciat any help u can give me let me what if it wil work and i here itis worth lots of $

thanx a new modler 

[secondhandmodeler]

"Luke, turn your dial over to the dark side!"

[last mountain & eastern hogger]

Seriously K4-KId, You have far too much time on your hands....   Lol

Johnboy out...................

[SteamFreak]

My doctor thinks I'm suffering from Toast-Traumatic Stress Disorder. 

[TheK4Kid]

Aw, look, this slice is moldy. 

Toasting it in the nuclear reactor toaster will take care of the mold.

Enjoy

Paul 

IRONROOSTER has just given our heroes the answer to the problem they have been searching for as they speed across the galactic mainline to save the good ship Boobyprize, and bring peace and the tastiest toast to the rest of the universe!
The Great Toastmaster rides with them in spirit!
Luke Slicewalker says "hey Solotoast, how much more steam can this old loco take, I have an idea!
In reply Solotoast says "Luke, this old bucket of iron has extra toast burners, and we added a few Megawatts of power to the main busline, and added extra feeders to all the burner elements,and we increased the size of the tender bin to hold extra galactic super coal energy nuggets, why this old loco can pull any number of freight containers across the galaxy!"
"Well then" says Luke Slicewalker, without all of those freight containers we no longer have behind us, we should be able to max this old loco out, speed by the spaceship Bad Bread and the planet Green Moldy Bread at such a speed as to cause a GIANT nuclear reaction , like a GIANT toaster and turn everything back into sweet smelling fresh toast, so all of the citizenry of the galaxy can have GREAT TOAST again!
"Luke have you gone mad?" says Solotoaster, "If the Glactic Yardmaster catches us going that speed , he'll put us on a solar siding for eternity!!!"
Wookietoaster just laughs.
"Who asked you Wookietoaster?" says Solotaoster.
"Well Luke, here goes!" as Solotaoster pours on more coal nuggets through the super stoker.

Once again our heroes hear the voice "MAY THE TOAST BE WITH YOU"

But somewhere out there in a tunnel not yet travelled, waiting with a grin on his mask, is Dark Toaster! 

As the Millenium Toaster picks up steam, Solotoaster turns to Luke Slicwalker and asks "Luke what are you doing over there?"
Luke replies, "I'm getting logged onto TRAINS.COM  and asking the rest of our forum members to help us finish this story, because I think TheK4Kid may be about "toasted out"

Stay tuned!

 

Come on guys help me out, i've burned out TEN TOASTERS so far working on this, and my layout will never get finished! LOL!

TheK4Kid 

 

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

Wow. Some creative writing is really something. Model Railroaders do have fun for certain.

I'm eagerly awaiting the next thrilling episode by K4kid.  The toast crums might "Klingon" my face.

 

[SteamFreak]

I dunno, I think I'm in a slump. I've been trying to rekindle my interest by drawing some elaborate toaster designs, and by toast-bashing some breakfasts, but somehow I can't overcome the feeling that I'm just playing with my food. Even a subscription to Grains magazine hasn't helped.

Is there something wrong with me?

[IRONROOSTER]

Aw, look, this slice is moldy. 

Toasting it in the nuclear reactor toaster will take care of the mold.

Enjoy

Paul 

[selector]

Aw, look, this slice is moldy.