HUGE TOAST COMPLAINT!

[howmus]

Also, If anyone says anything about trains, cookie monster gets it

Don't you mean, TOAST MONSTER!!!!!!! 

[tattooguy67]

Toast Toast Toast it's the best thing ever! and trains are just great to! so do your worst sir, heck i always liked elmo better anyway!

[concretelackey]

I am hijacking this thread. We may now talk about donuts.

And whoever talks about toast here after...  

Also, If anyone says anything about trains, cookie monster gets it

on the next episode of Hole Wars-The Bagel Strikes Back.....

[Guilford Guy]

I am hijacking this thread. We may now talk about donuts.

And whoever talks about toast here after...  

Also, If anyone says anything about trains, cookie monster gets it

[howmus]

Oh No!!!  I couldn't find the Toaster this morning.  I looked and looked.  I always put things away neatly (you believe that, I got a bridge to sell you), so I thought, "somebodies been eating my Toast"!  But then, I looked on page 2 and there it was!  Although I do believe that somebody had tried to use it on DC.  Looks alright though and it will still pop up bagels, (3% grade) I think it is alright.  Do you think I should send back to Toni's Toast Exchange and have them check it out just to be sure?

[TheK4Kid]

Also have to give good credit to Silver Spike ( Ryan) for his graet additions to the story!

Thanks Ryan, feel free to add more, let's see if we can get the moderators laughing so much, they'll fall out of their PC chairs.Let's just keep it clean and funny!

Anyone else wanting to co-author this story line, feel free to jump in here!

TheK4Kid 

 

[TheK4Kid]

As our last episode drew to a close, Han Solotoast and Lukeslicewalker were trying to get the Millenium  Toaster into steam warp 3.
Luke has pulled out his unversal coaal nuggett calculator, got the correct amount of coal nuggetts into the reactors, and Han Solotoast pushes the throttle forward. The Millenium Toaster picks up speed as all aboard hear "chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff becames quicker and quicker and the whistle screams!!!!!!
Han pulls on his graet Grandads engineers hat, Luke tightens his  bib overalls, and our heroes are off and heading for the  the good ship Boobyprize at steam warp 3.
Suddenly Luke Slicewalker makes an exciting discovery by way of his universal calculator, he can get this old loco up to steam warp 7 if he puts on just a few more coal nuggetts into the firebox reactors.As he does  he hears a voice , Luke says OH MY GOSH, it's Great Uncle Scotty who served on the original space loco the Enterprise!
Luke my boy, you could blow all them reactors out, they may not hold!!!!
Captain Kirktoast use to do that to me all the time Luke!
Be careful Luke!!!!
But Uncle Scotty, we have no other choice!
But you do my boy, Luke can you call ahead and get the Galactic Dispatcher to see if he can get that old Black Hole siding switch to work again?
But why Uncle Scotty?
Because Luke, at this speed, you can come close by the Dark Toast Death Star, let your "toast field"  out into full force and push them onto the Black Hole siding, and they'll be sucked into the Black Hole tunnel and be gone forever!
Uncle Scotty, you're a genius Luke says!
That's my boy Luke, now Uncle Scotty is going to tell you how to make this  hot rodded space loco go steam warp 7!

Han Solotoast calls back "Luke who in the galaxy are you talking to back there?
"You wouldn't believe it anyway" replies Luke Slicewalker.
Wookietoast looks over at Han questiongly, and Han says "I hope that kid knows what he's doing back there, or we're all space toast!".
The Millenium Toaster rolls down the galactic rails at steam warp 3, as the Galactic dispatcher looks on in amazement, and hurriedly runs all  galactic space freights  onto solar sidings.
Suddenly a voice speaks to him out of nowhere, "The Black Hole siding must once again be opened, despite what the Galactic Rail Council has ruled it shut for eternity, just do it!
Meanwhile Dark Toast is left far behind as he can no longer keep up.
C3-PO Toast decides to close his robotic eyes and puts his hand over his face. R2-D2 Toaster beeps and clicks and shrills with joy thinking to himself "Holy Highball Space Trains are we ever hauling freight now!"

Meanwhile trhe good ship Boobyprize slowly rolls backwards on the galactic railway getting ever closer to the Death Toaster Star .

Will our heroes arrive in time?.........?????

Stay tuned! 

mini trailer for the next episode-

All of a sudden there are alarms blaring and lights flashing! Wookietoast wails as though he sat on some hot coals while the droids prepare for the blue screen of death. Luke asks Han Solotoast what is happening. Solotoast yells "We've been stoking this toaster so hard with coal that the ash chamber is reaching critical mass! Quick, head to the rear of the Millenium Toaster and empty some ash, AND BE QUICK!" Luke jumps up and hurrys thru the ship to the rear. as he turns the last corner he stops dead in his tracks.............he can't beleive what he sees......"It can't be!"..........There stands........... Princess Wheatbread!!!!!!!!

"Your toastyness, what are you doing here?" he asks. She replys "I had to come along but I to avoid distracting Solotoast with my whole wheat I hid in the tender. Then I heard all of these alarms and discovered that the ash chamber is critical!" Luke smiles the smile of a child about to be given a BLT on toast and says "Let's take care of the ash chamber." After many agonizing minutes of scooping and dumping they finally get the situation under control. As Luke leaves for the cockpit he tells Princess Wheatbread "you sure know how to handle you ash very well!"

.....stay tuned

sorry for taking some of your steam K4, I couldn't resist

No problem concretelackey,
I liked it! Good addition, I kept wondering where the  Princess should be brought into the story at.You solved it! Good work! Feel free to add more episodes, let'see if we can get this thread up to 25 pages!!!LOL!!!!
I'd addanother, but it's time to get some much needed sleep, been a long day, was talking to my new boss today-just changed careers, selling new cars now, gave up the life as a semi driver, then went to the airport and hung out awhile( I'm a private pilot), we have a "movie night every second Friday,( tonights feature was "Fly Away Home"-good story- then came home and worked on the layout awhile.

Take care and have a great Christmas!

TheK4Kid

PS- I've had a lot of fun with this story! LOL!
Kind of a good way to unwind after a long hard day , besides what's life without some good humor!

 

[jwar]

Had one too many toast at the party last night, my decoder starting sluring, could'nt stay on track, and the whistles wont quit blowing in my head. Gads .....I got Six more partys untill Christmas....John

[concretelackey]

As our last episode drew to a close, Han Solotoast and Lukeslicewalker were trying to get the Millenium  Toaster into steam warp 3.
Luke has pulled out his unversal coaal nuggett calculator, got the correct amount of coal nuggetts into the reactors, and Han Solotoast pushes the throttle forward. The Millenium Toaster picks up speed as all aboard hear "chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff becames quicker and quicker and the whistle screams!!!!!!
Han pulls on his graet Grandads engineers hat, Luke tightens his  bib overalls, and our heroes are off and heading for the  the good ship Boobyprize at steam warp 3.
Suddenly Luke Slicewalker makes an exciting discovery by way of his universal calculator, he can get this old loco up to steam warp 7 if he puts on just a few more coal nuggetts into the firebox reactors.As he does  he hears a voice , Luke says OH MY GOSH, it's Great Uncle Scotty who served on the original space loco the Enterprise!
Luke my boy, you could blow all them reactors out, they may not hold!!!!
Captain Kirktoast use to do that to me all the time Luke!
Be careful Luke!!!!
But Uncle Scotty, we have no other choice!
But you do my boy, Luke can you call ahead and get the Galactic Dispatcher to see if he can get that old Black Hole siding switch to work again?
But why Uncle Scotty?
Because Luke, at this speed, you can come close by the Dark Toast Death Star, let your "toast field"  out into full force and push them onto the Black Hole siding, and they'll be sucked into the Black Hole tunnel and be gone forever!
Uncle Scotty, you're a genius Luke says!
That's my boy Luke, now Uncle Scotty is going to tell you how to make this  hot rodded space loco go steam warp 7!

Han Solotoast calls back "Luke who in the galaxy are you talking to back there?
"You wouldn't believe it anyway" replies Luke Slicewalker.
Wookietoast looks over at Han questiongly, and Han says "I hope that kid knows what he's doing back there, or we're all space toast!".
The Millenium Toaster rolls down the galactic rails at steam warp 3, as the Galactic dispatcher looks on in amazement, and hurriedly runs all  galactic space freights  onto solar sidings.
Suddenly a voice speaks to him out of nowhere, "The Black Hole siding must once again be opened, despite what the Galactic Rail Council has ruled it shut for eternity, just do it!
Meanwhile Dark Toast is left far behind as he can no longer keep up.
C3-PO Toast decides to close his robotic eyes and puts his hand over his face. R2-D2 Toaster beeps and clicks and shrills with joy thinking to himself "Holy Highball Space Trains are we ever hauling freight now!"

Meanwhile trhe good ship Boobyprize slowly rolls backwards on the galactic railway getting ever closer to the Death Toaster Star .

Will our heroes arrive in time?.........?????

Stay tuned! 

mini trailer for the next episode-

All of a sudden there are alarms blaring and lights flashing! Wookietoast wails as though he sat on some hot coals while the droids prepare for the blue screen of death. Luke asks Han Solotoast what is happening. Solotoast yells "We've been stoking this toaster so hard with coal that the ash chamber is reaching critical mass! Quick, head to the rear of the Millenium Toaster and empty some ash, AND BE QUICK!" Luke jumps up and hurrys thru the ship to the rear. as he turns the last corner he stops dead in his tracks.............he can't beleive what he sees......"It can't be!"..........There stands........... Princess Wheatbread!!!!!!!!

"Your toastyness, what are you doing here?" he asks. She replys "I had to come along but I to avoid distracting Solotoast with my whole wheat I hid in the tender. Then I heard all of these alarms and discovered that the ash chamber is critical!" Luke smiles the smile of a child about to be given a BLT on toast and says "Let's take care of the ash chamber." After many agonizing minutes of scooping and dumping they finally get the situation under control. As Luke leaves for the cockpit he tells Princess Wheatbread "you sure know how to handle you ash very well!"

.....stay tuned

sorry for taking some of your steam K4, I couldn't resist

[SteamFreak]

 Recipe for POT TOAST = Six slices of toast, six teaspoons of butter ( or honey-optional), six teaspoons of cinammon and (optional)  six tablespoons of raisins in slow cook crock pot. Cook on medium for 8 hours.

So do you smoke it or eat it?

[oscaletrains]

OH YAA........Well my toaster has SMOKE!

turn  the toas burner down that will fix that.

[TheK4Kid]

As our last episode drew to a close, Han Solotoast and Lukeslicewalker were trying to get the Millenium  Toaster into steam warp 3.
Luke has pulled out his unversal coaal nuggett calculator, got the correct amount of coal nuggetts into the reactors, and Han Solotoast pushes the throttle forward. The Millenium Toaster picks up speed as all aboard hear "chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff becames quicker and quicker and the whistle screams!!!!!!
Han pulls on his graet Grandads engineers hat, Luke tightens his  bib overalls, and our heroes are off and heading for the  the good ship Boobyprize at steam warp 3.
Suddenly Luke Slicewalker makes an exciting discovery by way of his universal calculator, he can get this old loco up to steam warp 7 if he puts on just a few more coal nuggetts into the firebox reactors.As he does  he hears a voice , Luke says OH MY GOSH, it's Great Uncle Scotty who served on the original space loco the Enterprise!
Luke my boy, you could blow all them reactors out, they may not hold!!!!
Captain Kirktoast use to do that to me all the time Luke!
Be careful Luke!!!!
But Uncle Scotty, we have no other choice!
But you do my boy, Luke can you call ahead and get the Galactic Dispatcher to see if he can get that old Black Hole siding switch to work again?
But why Uncle Scotty?
Because Luke, at this speed, you can come close by the Dark Toast Death Star, let your "toast field"  out into full force and push them onto the Black Hole siding, and they'll be sucked into the Black Hole tunnel and be gone forever!
Uncle Scotty, you're a genius Luke says!
That's my boy Luke, now Uncle Scotty is going to tell you how to make this  hot rodded space loco go steam warp 7!

Han Solotoast calls back "Luke who in the galaxy are you talking to back there?
"You wouldn't believe it anyway" replies Luke Slicewalker.
Wookietoast looks over at Han questiongly, and Han says "I hope that kid knows what he's doing back there, or we're all space toast!".
The Millenium Toaster rolls down the galactic rails at steam warp 3, as the Galactic dispatcher looks on in amazement, and hurriedly runs all  galactic space freights  onto solar sidings.
Suddenly a voice speaks to him out of nowhere, "The Black Hole siding must once again be opened, despite what the Galactic Rail Council has ruled it shut for eternity, just do it!
Meanwhile Dark Toast is left far behind as he can no longer keep up.
C3-PO Toast decides to close his robotic eyes and puts his hand over his face. R2-D2 Toaster beeps and clicks and shrills with joy thinking to himself "Holy Highball Space Trains are we ever hauling freight now!"

Meanwhile trhe good ship Boobyprize slowly rolls backwards on the galactic railway getting ever closer to the Death Toaster Star .

Will our heroes arrive in time?.........?????

Stay tuned! 

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

Here's a recipe in my cook book entitled "Dinner in the Diner".

Illinois Central had the following recipe:

ORANGE PRALINE TOAST

This "different" dish was inspired by Illinois Central cooks from the Deep South and is certain to please guests.

1 cup brown sugar; 1/4 cup orange juice; 1 tablespoon grated orange rind; 1/2 cup chopped pecans.

Combine the above ingrdients. Spread 1 tablesponn of mixture on each slice of buttered toast. Heat in medium-hot oven until sugar melts.

......Toot-a-loo.......... 

 

[TheK4Kid]

Just finished watching an old time TV channel on my big satellite dish. Captain Toasteroo was on, with Mr Toaster Rabbit and Mr Geen Toast.

Dancing Toast wasn't on this episode. 

[TheK4Kid]

 Recipe for POT TOAST = Six slices of toast, six teaspoons of butter ( or honey-optional), six teaspoons of cinammon and (optional)  six tablespoons of raisins in slow cook crock pot. Cook on medium for 8 hours.

[TheK4Kid]

To keep this thread on the rails and on track...

Can we include Roller Toasters in this topic?

Fergie 

Why not!!!!

Hey Fergie ever ride the one at SIX TOASTS  OVER TEXAS????? 

[Teditor]

It's good to see everyone happy and enjoying each others comments, even if the subject is a bit stale and crumbly!

Teditor 

[howmus]

To keep this thread on the rails and on track...

Can we include Roller Toasters in this topic?

Fergie 

DC or DCC?  AC maybe?  So Fergie, Whats your favorite Roller Toaster?  I sure someone will take a burn whatever you pick.  I personally never liked the Melba Roller Toaster...... 

[Fergmiester]

To keep this thread on the rails and on track...

Can we include Roller Toasters in this topic?

Fergie 

[chugchug]

OH YAA........Well my toaster has SMOKE!

[andrechapelon]

Hey Andre lets not forget;                                                                                                 

From Here To Toasternity.

Toast Of The Town.

It was the best of toast, it was the worst of toast.

The Longest Toast.

The Toasts Of Navarone.(i believe a young Harrison Toastford was in that)

The Tell Tale Toast.

and of course around Christmas who could forget...............

It's a Wonderful Toast.

 

 

And lest we forget:

The Hunt For Bread October

Breads

Bread Dawn

The Greatest Bread Ever Toasted

A Toaster For All Seasons

Il Dolce Crostino

And who hasn't seen Dustin Hoffman in drag as "Toastie"

A Room With A Toaster

A Clockwork Toaster

Crouching Toaster, Hidden Crumbs

Million Dollar Toaster

Toastfinger

Thundertoast

You Only Toast Twice

To Toast A Mockingbird

Toaster Of Arabia

The Sound Of Toasting

A Toaster Named Desire

 

 

Andre

 

 

 

 

 

[TheK4Kid]

Yea Garry, and you forgot to mention there was also the.....

Southern Crescent Toast Limited

The Sunset Toast Limited

The Piedmont Toasted Limited

and the City of New Orleans French Toast Special

Remember that famous song....

Riding on the City of New Orleans,
Illinois Central French Toast Special Monday morning rail
Fifteen cars of toast and fifteen restless riders,
Three conductors and twenty-five loaves of toast.
All along the southbound odyssey
The train pulls out at Kankakee
Rolls along past houses, farms and fields of toast.
Passin' trains that have no names,
Freight yards full of old black men
And the graveyards of the toasted automobiles....

CHORUS:
Good morning America how is you toast?
Don't you know me I'm your native son,
I'm the train they call The City of New Orleans French Toast Special,
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is toasted.

Ryan,

 I love it!!!! Great stuff!!!!

Aw gee, I'm going to have to pull out my old Boxcar Willie tapes, listen to them and then rewrite  "THE BALLAD OF TOASTY JONES"
Maybe rewrite "THE WABASH TOASTBALL"

Hmmm, thinking about "THE ORANGE TOASTEM SPECIAL"

TheK4Kid 

 

[tattooguy67]

Hey Andre lets not forget;                                                                                                 

From Here To Toasternity.

Toast Of The Town.

It was the best of toast, it was the worst of toast.

The Longest Toast.

The Toasts Of Navarone.(i believe a young Harrison Toastford was in that)

The Tell Tale Toast.

and of course around Christmas who could forget...............

It's a Wonderful Toast.

 

 

[SilverSpike]

Yea Garry, and you forgot to mention there was also the.....

Southern Crescent Toast Limited

The Sunset Toast Limited

The Piedmont Toasted Limited

and the City of New Orleans French Toast Special

Remember that famous song....

Riding on the City of New Orleans,
Illinois Central French Toast Special Monday morning rail
Fifteen cars of toast and fifteen restless riders,
Three conductors and twenty-five loaves of toast.
All along the southbound odyssey
The train pulls out at Kankakee
Rolls along past houses, farms and fields of toast.
Passin' trains that have no names,
Freight yards full of old black men
And the graveyards of the toasted automobiles....

CHORUS:
Good morning America how is you toast?
Don't you know me I'm your native son,
I'm the train they call The City of New Orleans French Toast Special,
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is toasted.

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

I failed to mention NP's North Toast Limited and SP's Toast Daylight.

Also, the Atlantic Toast Line had some fine trains.

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

I see some great creative writing there guys.

Weren't there some famous trains?

Santa Fe Super Toast.

NYC 20th Century Toast.

GN Empire Toast

CB&Q Toast Zephyr.

,,,and of course...... the Frisco/Katy Texas Toast

 

[oscaletrains]

man, i read this yesterday and had to get up, make som lightly browned bread (toast) and listen to the band the toasters this post of toast is giveing off sublimanal messages.

[andrechapelon]

Great movies:

The Toastman Always Rings Twice

Some Like It Toasty

The Maltese Toaster

The Best Toast Of Our Lives

Dr. Strangetoast

Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Toasters

Toast Of Eden

The Toasters Of Wrath

Andre 

 

[TheK4Kid]

Stay tuned!

Come on guys help me out, i've burned out TEN TOASTERS so far working on this, and my layout will never get finished! LOL!

TheK4Kid 

Return of the Toastedi

 

Han and his merry men in the Millennium Toast Falcon are approaching the Death Toaster Star as we look in.......

Han Toast Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this!"

Anakin Toastwalker: "Hey, my toast pod must be out of toast coal nuggets, I can't get the engine to turn over."

YodaToast: "Remember Anakin Toast, the force will be with you but you have to believe in the power of the toast."

C-3PToast: "Pass the toast please Sir Solo, and did you remember to bring the lube oil for the toast? It does wonders for my creaking neck."

R2-DToast: "bleep...weoooo.....blip......whistle.........woooohhhhh...whowa!

C-3PToast: "Yes R2, you are on top of it again....toast is the breakfast of Champions!"

BeaverToast: "Gee Wally....you think mom will let us eat toast in the garage?"

Stay tuned for the next episode of Leave It To Toast....

Opps....looks like the Toast TV dial flipped again....

 

As our gang speeds towards the tunnel, named the Berkshire Tunnel, where Dark Star awaits their arrival, our valiant crew has run out of caol nuggetts and the Millenium Toaster is coasting, with only enough momentum to turn off on a solar siding, but what's this?It has a whole galactic freight setting on it, with hundreds of coal nuggett hoppers! 

But they can't back out of the siding, and so they get busy "borrowing" several hopper loads of nuggetts, and then they ssssllloooowwwwlllyyy proceed on behind the nuggett train, but alas, this takes them around the tunnel!.Meanwhile Dark Star begins to feel he has been foiled again!
Dark Star now thinks to himself, I feel just like my Galactic Great ancestor Wiley E. Toasty
Climbing on his Gandy Dancer Toaster, he leaves the tunnel while hatching a new way to derail our valiant crew.
Meanwhile Han Solotaost is getting frustrated at the slow speed of the nuggett hopper train.
"Luke, what's that smell?"Han it smells like burnt coal nuggetts, hey look up there around the curve! No wonder there using one of those converted  earth engines, looks like an old Pennsy 2-10-2 with a Black Hole nuggett drive system in it!"

"Han, they are powerful, but very slow, we'll have to throw on some more coal nuggetts and use steam warp 3 to get up and over it!" says Luke Slicewalker
C-3PO Toast frets and says "But Luke, it could mess up the Millenium Toast reactor drive system.Luke says "C-3PO, go back to sleep mode!"

Suddenly a voice booms across the galaxy "Android, just believe in the 'TOAST".
R2-D2 Toast winks off and on and goes beep-beep- beep, Oh boy this is going to be fun!

 

To be continued.... 

[oscaletrains]

 

Say Fergie, are your feet D-RYE ??

Johnboy out..............

Toast humor getting corny

 

Actually they are very... T-O-A-S-T-I-E!