HUGE TOAST COMPLAINT!

[Fergmiester]

Incredible... Absolutely incredible! 228 posts and no mention of whether ornot this Toaster is NMRA compliant, Minimum radius of the toast in question or if the toast comes undecorated?

This begs the question to be asked...

What came first? the Toaster or the Toast... 

[andrechapelon]

Oh Midnight Railroader your responce truely saddens me!, don't you know that country crock is off the shelf RTS (ready to spread) stuff where as the true toast craftsman such as myself not only raised the dairy cow and churned my own butter,

I'm only a toast dabbler. Obviously.

You and the other toast dilettantes are the reason the toast hobby is dying. Get serious about it. Toast is not only the World's Greatest Breadform, it's also art.

Andre

[SteamFreak]

Pop tarts, anybody?

Silly Garry, Pop Tarts are for kids. No serious toast modeler would be caught dead eating them (quickly brushes fruit filling from face).

[SteamFreak]

I need to speed compenstate my toast between my DCC toasters.  One burns a lot faster than the other.  Does anybody have any tips how to do this?

Pry the toast out with a fork before it burns.

[Midnight Railroader]

Oh Midnight Railroader your responce truely saddens me!, don't you know that country crock is off the shelf RTS (ready to spread) stuff where as the true toast craftsman such as myself not only raised the dairy cow and churned my own butter,

I'm only a toast dabbler. Obviously.

[corksean12]

Just dont make the same mistake I did and buy a brass toaster. $1500 I paid for mine, darn thing keeps electrocuting me everytime I touch it.

 

 

Go Hybrids! 

[selector]

 

DNFTToast!!!  Toast alert!!!

(sorry, HD, I was just waiting for such an opportunity.......and darned if you didn't pop up)

[Heartland Division CB&Q]

Pop tarts, anybody?

[stokesda]

I wish I could come up with something creative to add to this thread, but all I can say is:

ROTFLMAO!

[DigitalGriffin]

I need to speed compenstate my toast between my DCC toasters.  One burns a lot faster than the other.  Does anybody have any tips how to do this?

[tattooguy67]

Oh Midnight Railroader your responce truely saddens me!, don't you know that country crock is off the shelf RTS (ready to spread) stuff where as the true toast craftsman such as myself not only raised the dairy cow and churned my own butter, i had to grow the trees and use them to build the barn to raise the cow, heck i even planted the crop to feed the cow to..................., well you get the idea, like i said i am worried about the future of toasting!.

[Guilford Guy]

I ATE MY TOAST!!! I NEED TO GET A NEW ONE CHEAP!!!

PLEASE GIMME SOME LINKS TO GET CHEAP TOAST~!

Actually it tasted really crumby... 

[trolleyboy]

I need to gap some toast.  A guy I met in a LTS says that I should just use my Skippy Toast Cutter, but that I had to be careful how I used it.  Also, something about wearing glasses in case a crumb flies. 

Also, what should the Toast Control setting be if I only want medium toast?  My DigiToaster manual is not very clear. 

Anybody out there help me?

This might help , we bond rail gaps with it and it's mostly portable,just don't let the power company know. The 600v bond welders out to toast a whole loaf, for those days when unexpected company drop by.

 

Rob

[Midnight Railroader]

Hey all i have a question i hope you guys can help me with, i currently use Toastmann E-Z Toast on my layout and i am thinking of expanding and want to use Toasatlas flex toast in code 80, now i know i will have to shim the flex toast to compansate for the height differance, what i need to know is will one pat of butter be enough or would two be better, please let me know, thanks in advance for your toasteriffic advice.

Butter?

That's archaic. Real toast modelers know that Country Crock makes a much better shim.

[tattooguy67]

Hey all i have a question i hope you guys can help me with, i currently use Toastmann E-Z Toast on my layout and i am thinking of expanding and want to use Toasatlas flex toast in code 80, now i know i will have to shim the flex toast to compansate for the height differance, what i need to know is will one pat of butter be enough or would two be better, please let me know, thanks in advance for your toasteriffic advice.

[shawnee]

I"m just about finished with my new project, the Butter, Jam, Cinnamon & Western.  It's in the toast transition era...y'know, before that bagel thing came about.

[vsmith]

Mmmm, just right, where's the jam?

[BATMAN]

I need to gap some toast.  A guy I met in a LTS says that I should just use my Skippy Toast Cutter, but that I had to be careful how I used it.  Also, something about wearing glasses in case a crumb flies. 

Also, what should the Toast Control setting be if I only want medium toast?  My DigiToaster manual is not very clear. 

Anybody out there help me?

Well I Can't help you on the manual part but if you want to avoid flying crumbs just use the newly imported chinese toast. It contains so much lead that they just fall not fly. Just remember to toast outside. Toxic fumes and all.

[selector]

I need to gap some toast.  A guy I met in a LTS says that I should just use my Skippy Toast Cutter, but that I had to be careful how I used it.  Also, something about wearing glasses in case a crumb flies. 

Also, what should the Toast Control setting be if I only want medium toast?  My DigiToaster manual is not very clear. 

Anybody out there help me?

[MisterBeasley]

I've got a friend on the inside at Apple.  It's not common knowledge, but they've already signed up Bread, Meat Loaf and Pearl Jam for the release of their iToast campaign in the spring.  They've replaced the outmoded 33 1/3 RPM turntable with a modern iWaffle.

[howmus]

Well, I used to use Toast, but My new Mac does the job so much better using iTunes that Toast is now relegated to the trash bin.  Come on guys!  Toast is obsolete!  Nobody who knows what they are doing uses Toast anymore.  Even Windoz from Micro$oft does a better job than Toast.  Get with it, will ya?  The new stuff just burns it so much better.

[IRONROOSTER]

TOAST    Am I missing something here I mean am getting older but what has toast got to do with this forum   Larry

This is why Toast is dying.  We just can't attract any new members who understand what Toast is all about.  The World's Greatest ... campaign is a failure.

Enjoy

Paul 

[cnwfan51]

TOAST    Am I missing something here I mean am getting older but what has toast got to do with this forum   Larry

[BATMAN]

I'm interested in joining a Toast Club in the Boston area.  I looked into Toastmasters, but they spend a lot of time talking, and at the meeting I went to, they never even got around to making toast.

I'm new at this club thing, so I'd appreciate any hints about normal expectations from a Toast Club.  Does everyone typically bring their own bread, and then just toast that, or do members usually share each others' toast?  Are there usually rules about what kinds of bread are allowed to be toasted in the club's toasters, and which kinds are excluded?

I'd really be interested in a club which specializes in Classic Toy

Toast, because I've got a freezer full of old bread downstairs, but I just don't know how to find those people.

All I know about these toast clubs is that you had not better take your toast out of the toaster until the toast dispatcher say's you can.

[jblackwelljr]

That's all very nice, Ryan...

...but Precision Crust Models (PCM), a division of BMI, announced the first ever miniature toaster with sound over three years ago.  In fact, PCM announced half a dozen small toasters over three years, but has only delivered one model.  The trouble is they had a much higher pre-order expectation than was realistic, given that they're so new to the toaster business.

I heard they'll be releasing these at discounted prices through FDT......Factory Direct Toast.

[MisterBeasley]

I'm interested in joining a Toast Club in the Boston area.  I looked into Toastmasters, but they spend a lot of time talking, and at the meeting I went to, they never even got around to making toast.

I'm new at this club thing, so I'd appreciate any hints about normal expectations from a Toast Club.  Does everyone typically bring their own bread, and then just toast that, or do members usually share each others' toast?  Are there usually rules about what kinds of bread are allowed to be toasted in the club's toasters, and which kinds are excluded?

I'd really be interested in a club which specializes in Classic Toy Toast, because I've got a freezer full of old bread downstairs, but I just don't know how to find those people.

[Midnight Railroader]

That's all very nice, Ryan...

...but Precision Crust Models (PCM), a division of BMI, announced the first ever miniature toaster with sound over three years ago.  In fact, PCM announced half a dozen small toasters over three years, but has only delivered one model.  The trouble is they had a much higher pre-order expectation than was realistic, given that they're so new to the toaster business.

Vaporware is a problem in darned near every industry.

[inch53]

The wife makes me do my toasting outside, say's she doesn't need the mess inside, plus don't have the room. I couldn't find a photo of my outdoor toaster in action, but I did find one of our ice cream maker

[Dave Vollmer]

That's all very nice, Ryan...

...but Precision Crust Models (PCM), a division of BMI, announced the first ever miniature toaster with sound over three years ago.  In fact, PCM announced half a dozen small toasters over three years, but has only delivered one model.  The trouble is they had a much higher pre-order expectation than was realistic, given that they're so new to the toaster business.

[SilverSpike]

This just in......

BMI (Breakfast Made Inside) has just announced the new TQ-1800H

The Toast Quick 1800 per hour...

This bad boy can pump out 1800 slices of toast an hour, and for you crumb fans it has an easily removable crumb tray. Great for carying around your freshly made ground cover material. If you want a darker color ground cover, just turn up the heat. With 240 volts and 60 Hz, this unit will have you cookin' with Crisco in no time!

Heck, you can deliver 120 customers 2 slices of toast in just about 8 minutes, just think of the switching possibilities.

Note: Not intended for outdoor garden layouts.