How many of us does it take to change a light bulb?

[dgwinup]

Gee, has it been six months already?

Darrell, being quiet.......for now

[Anonymous]

Where are the "dark suckers" when we need them most!!!
Will

[easyaces]

Sounds like the usual government-inspired plot to cover things up!

[Anonymous]

Thats a good one

[Anonymous]

Please remember to wait until the lightbulb cools (the obligatory safety announcement)[:D]

Or alternatively:

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, darkness will become the new industry standard...

[Trainnut484]

Taking it in a different direction here;

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb has to change itself [:D]

Take care,

Russell

[IRONROOSTER]

Here in the South thats "lite buwb".

Must have missed this one first time around.[(-D]

Enjoy
Paul

[jacon12]

Oh this one is tooooo good. Gotta copy this 'cause its true about every forum on the planet! [:D]
JaRRell

[Hugh Jampton]

I like the last one as I'm a bit of a lurker I reckon

[Anonymous]

[#dots], I'm still thinking about the answer. Give me a few more days, ok.

What did the electrician have for lunch? A light snack.[:D][(-D][(-D][(-D][:D][:D][8D][:o)][:-,]

Robert

[davekelly]

Do you turn the bulb one way in the northern hemisphere and the other way in the southern?

[ericsp]

What is the wattage of the bulb?

[vsmith]

One to say..

What does this $%#@ have to do with trains?!!!!!!!




Anal rivet counter in training , Vic![:D]

[grayfox1119]

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to spin the chair.

[jspinner]

If the bulb is anolog, it will take just one of us. But, if it's DCC with sound we all will need to review the big book first. [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

[ben10ben]

Would anyone care to comment on the relative merits of using an evacuated, argon, or krypton filled lamps in the said aplication?

Also, can anyone point me to a source for exaust-tipped carbon filament lamps to use as replacement lamps in my trains?

[rockythegoat]

was the bulb acrylic?

[Anonymous]

How did the darkness feel when it couldn't see anything....De-Lighted![:D]

And is this the light at the end of the tunnel, or just the darkness at the beginning.[?]

Robert

[davekelly]

Shouldn't it be scale and gauge? I think I've read somewhere that there is narrow gauge lightbulbs.

[jspinner]

QUOTE: Originally posted by lonewoof

Shouldn't that be "What SCALE the bulb is", not "what GAGE the bulb is"?

You are right, Scale not Gage.
jspinner

[lonewoof]

Shouldn't that be "What SCALE the bulb is", not "what GAGE the bulb is"?

[BRVRR]

I love it! LOL!

[trainboyH16-44]

NICE![bow]You are one of my gods![(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][(-D][tup][tup][wow][yeah]

[Anonymous]

Hola!

, Soy un newbie para modelar railroading. ¿Puede un poco de poste seguir un por favor los planes para el useage del lightbulb? ¡Estoy considerando un lightbulb del estante, pero no sé dónde empezar!!

[rockythegoat]

Look, the manufacturer of said lightbulbs / lamps / incandescent illumination devices, has supported the hobby for years and criticism of any kind of them / their product / their pets, WILL NOT be tolerated.

[Anonymous]

I have had as much fun reading this the second time around as the first. We need to bring this topic up every six months or so so the new guys can read and laugh.

Have a blessed day and remember SANTA FE ALL THE WAY
Bob

[jspinner]

First of all, before this can be answered, we must know what GAGE this light bulb is.

jspinner

[n2mopac]

How about this . . .

1 Engineer to man the controls (lightswitch)

1 Breakman to signal any oncoming traffic in the area where the bulb is being changed

1 Fireman to actually change tbe bulb

and 1 Conductor to be sure that all work is done in a safe and efficient manner.

Ron

[davekelly]

Dave,

Thanks for enlightening us re: buying lightbulbs on ebay.

Man was that a groaner or what?

[davekelly]

Terry,

I read your story and would love to help you out, but unfortunately I represent the light bulb company. I did notice however that you haven't paid your licensing fee to talk about light bulbs on this forum. You should receive a summons via mail shortly. Well, it may take longer than that as my RPO is in need of new trucks and it's too dark in the house because the illumination devices are burnt out. Oh well. Keep tracking!

Dave