QUOTE: A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries & a coke," & turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," & the man reaches into his pocket & pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man & the ostrich come again & the man says, "A hamburger, fries & a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket & pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato & salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order & says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket & places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic & found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared & offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket & the right amount of money would always be there." That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses & answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt & long legs who agrees with everything I say!"
QUOTE: So, how's it run? Does it run good? I sure hope it's a good runner. You like good runners, don't you? Is this one a good runner? I'll bet it is a good runner. So, does it run good?
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QUOTE: Originally posted by inch53
QUOTE: i'm here i think i will just have a burger and a coke thanks.
QUOTE: I just got tired of looking at all the stuff I've been hording for the day I can us it and figured out that if I live to 200 I'll never use it all.
QUOTE: NEED LOGO FIRST AND STYLE OF TANKER.
QUOTE: der: the puter is running fine today. I think the problem was i left it on for 3 days so I shut it down last night and now it's running ok.
QUOTE: would residents of that county be Haligonian Countians, of Halifax Countians?
QUOTE: I missed your question about the dinner meal. I was raised in St. Louis County (more or less city area), and for us the meal in the middle of the day was lunch, the evening meal was dinner - except that on Sunday, the middle meal was dinner. Got that straight? I guess Sunday evening was (maybe) supper. But if you lived out more in the country (like my ex-wife did), supper was the evening meal and the middle meal was dinner (unless you were eating light, I guess, which could then be lunch... )
QUOTE: It really helps having the correct-sized bru***o clear away the excess.
QUOTE: Or are ya all jealous
"There are always alternatives, Captain" - Spock.
QUOTE: Originally posted by der5997 Ken L:QUOTE: It really helps having the correct-sized bru***o clear away the excess... Thanks for that, any hints as to what size that would be?[:P]
QUOTE: Originally posted by der5997 OZJim:QUOTE: i'm here i think i will just have a burger and a coke thanks. That’s great, hope you enjoyed them. When I was redirected back to the CS having posted my thing, you had left! The service in here has really speeded up.[8D] Interesting that just a few inches more can double the capacity of a siding. I’d like to look at that track plan again, can you do an update?
James, Brisbane Australia
Modelling AT&SF in the 90s
QUOTE: Originally posted by inch53 Fergie , good luck with the new engine and I wouldn't say anything either to the wife. Learned that lesson a long time ago inch
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QUOTE: I would recommend a half-inch diameter brush - one that is just barely wide enough to span between the rails.
QUOTE: We have another member of the CS from the North Georgia mountains, Tom ( Mountain Tom as we call him ), but have not heard from him in a while.
QUOTE: BTW, the LOW pressure up over you guys is not going to move out until Thursday, so what you see for weather now is what you git tomorrow, and Wednesday too, and maybe Thursday also.
Scott - Dispatcher, Norfolk Southern
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Near a cornfield in Indiana...
QUOTE: Posted by RT Well guys called my bank about the $50.00 charge on my debit what happened is if you use your debit card as a debit card they charfe what you buy but if you use your debit card as a credit card at the gas pump they put in a hold for $50.00 till they send in the firm amount so my Big $2.81 for gas for my lawn mower put a hold charge on my account for $50.00
QUOTE: Posted by ***, RYAN That is great news on the Solar panel. The rechargeable batteries should last a long time, I would not be surprised to see them last 5 years.
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