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Posted by SpaceMouse on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 6:35 PM

And I got Mongo And GW.

 

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Posted by SpaceMouse on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 6:32 PM

Well let's see. I have a Preacherman dragging toilet paper on his foot and a cat chasing it.

And I have a piano being loaded with a buckboard--and the ticket clerk watching the fun.

Chip

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Posted by twhite on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 6:08 PM

 steamage wrote:
Remember the old 1950s movie THEM! With the ants in the Los Angeles River. I have the LA River with ants.

Now, YOU'RE my kind of guy!  Better yet, have an old ATSF wooden boxcar in the yard with the door ripped off and a little decal saying: "For Sugar Loading Only." 

That's still a WHOPPER of a good 'Big Bug' movie!Tongue [:P]

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Posted by EmpireStateJR on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 4:38 PM

1. Near HO Scale Star Wars figures including Darth Vader, Han Solo, Storm troopers, jawas etc and an Imperial walker having a battle in a back alley and on some rooftops in my city scene that uses the Bachman Spectrum buildings as well as some other DPM and Korber buildings. Makes an interesting scene. Because it is in a back alley it is not distracting but gets a good laugh when it is spotted.

2. HO Scale Trans Am driven by the "Bandit" being chased down main street by NY's Finest in their Chevy Caprices.

3. HO Scale firehouse with rooftop tennis court and players.

John R.

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Posted by dragenrider on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 4:37 PM

I regret that I am unable to recall the name of the Kansas (or Missouri) model railroad club to give them credit for the following bountiful harvest scene:

The Cedar Branch & Western--The Hillbilly Line!

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 4:31 PM
 BCSJ wrote:

I didn't do it but during the last op session one of my crew added some 'passengers' to one of my cab forward steam engines...

I still haven't figured out who did this (though I've a couple of suspicions).

Regards,

Charlie Comstock 

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Posted by BCSJ on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 4:20 PM

There's something funny about the name of this factory...

or maybe it's just my imagination.

Charlie Comstock 

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Posted by BCSJ on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 4:16 PM

I didn't do it but during the last op session one of my crew added some 'passengers' to one of my cab forward steam engines...

I still haven't figured out who did this (though I've a couple of suspicions).

Regards,

Charlie Comstock 

Superintendent of Nearly Everything The Bear Creek & South Jackson Railway Co. Hillsboro, OR http://www.bcsjrr.com
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Posted by fireman216 on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 4:02 PM
I know a guy that had a (this not to offend anyone please) "gay" section of one of his towns....also had a brothel with a removable roof to show the "details".....

A true friend will not bail you out of jail...he will be sitting next to you saying "that was friggin awesome dude!" Tim...Modeling the NYC...is there any other?

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Posted by Railphotog on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 3:45 PM

One of the members in our modular club has a naughty scene behind some bushes, only visible if one knows where to look - a farmer getting amorous with a sheep!

 

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Posted by Milepost 266.2 on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 3:21 PM
 fiatfan wrote:
 Geared Steam wrote:

Not on my layout, but I spotted these at a train show a couple weeks ago.

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa28/twomule/Longview/PICT2505.jpg

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa28/twomule/Longview/PICT2506.jpg

GS, I love that shot.  It is now my desktop.  Thanks for making my day!

 

Tom 

 

That is the best thing I've seen in a long time. 

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Posted by tomikawaTT on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 3:17 PM
 Autobus Prime wrote:
 Geared Steam wrote:

- Is the 2007 Chevy the Car of Tomorrow or the Car of Yesterday?

Big Smile [:D] Wink [;)]Cool [8D]

GS:

I am pretty sure that the "Car of Tomorrow" would have to have more fins, a bubble canopy, six wheels, some turbine intakes, and steering by joystick. 

Obviously not a NASCAR fan.  The "Car of Tomorrow" is now the standard NASCAR racer, and it still bears a passing resemblance to street legal.  (It also has a V8 with four-barrel carburetors - the 'Car of Tomorrow' with Grandpa's Dream Engine!Laugh [(-D])

Modeling challenge - model a pig unit loaded with NASCAR haulers.  If fuel costs keep going up, we may see it in the prototype.

Chuck (NASCAR fan modeling Central Japan in September, 1964)

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Posted by LudwigVonDrake on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 3:07 PM

I've got a HO Herbie that will find a home eventually on the streets of my layout. Perfectly complimenting my tribute to the Mouse.

All businesses and locations are connected in some indirect in-joke way, such as Elias & Co. Dept. Store, Dinoco Gas and WESAYSO Logging and so on.

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Posted by fiatfan on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 2:13 PM
 Geared Steam wrote:

Not on my layout, but I spotted these at a train show a couple weeks ago.

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa28/twomule/Longview/PICT2505.jpg

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa28/twomule/Longview/PICT2506.jpg

GS, I love that shot.  It is now my desktop.  Thanks for making my day!

 

Tom 

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Posted by RoyalOaker on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 1:21 PM

Some great gags and ideas here

I am planning to have a red english sports car parked next to a telephone booth.  The suited man inside will be chopped down to give the impression he is taking an elevator down.

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Posted by shayfan84325 on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 12:42 PM

I have the Spock's Wingnuts Factory - Bigger ears, better grip; The logical choice.  Here's their boxcar:Photobucket

 

And also, the Stave Brothers Cooperage (A cooper is a barrel maker):Photobucket

 

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 12:25 PM

The only good Gag that Im familiar with is having to drop a blue box full of small parts that makes this collasping crunch of metal breaking when it hits the floor.

Best used when someone is on the throttle demonstrating total focus on coupling.

I dont recall where I got that idea from but if done right, the focusee would jump 5 feet.

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Posted by Geared Steam on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 12:10 PM

Not on my layout, but I spotted these at a train show a couple weeks ago.

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."-Albert Einstein

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Posted by DavidGSmith on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 12:01 PM

I like to have scenes that you look at and think, things are going to change in a moment. On my garden layout there is station platform with a number of people standing on it and a large black bear just about to come around the corner and into view. The dino on my On30 layout is  at the bottom of a rapids in the river with canoers heading right for it. No way to exit.

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Posted by Autobus Prime on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 11:57 AM
 Geared Steam wrote:

- Is the 2007 Chevy the Car of Tomorrow or the Car of Yesterday?

Big Smile [:D] Wink [;)]Cool [8D]

GS:

I am pretty sure that the "Car of Tomorrow" would have to have more fins, a bubble canopy, six wheels, some turbine intakes, and steering by joystick. 

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Posted by Geared Steam on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 11:41 AM
Wink [;)]
 train18393 wrote:

My mid-60s NYC themed layout (June, 1967) between Dayton and Springfield Ohio has the Jeff Gordon 2007 Nextel Cup car he drove in 2007 year very visible in downtown Dayton. Every other automobile, and truck is in keeping with the theme of the layout as are all the rolling stock and motive power. But hey, its my layout so the 2007 chevrolet(sort of) stays At least it was easy making those head and tail light decals look like head and tail light decals.

Paul

Dayton and Mad River Railroad

Paul

I have serious concerns about the the 2007 24 car being in your 1967 based layout. My concerns are the "prototypical" kind of concerns, and am only doing this because I want you to become a better modeler. So my first question is:

- Is the 2007 Chevy the Car of Tomorrow or the Car of Yesterday?

Remembering that 2007 was about a 70/30 mix of old car / new car, we need to establish a timeframe you are modeling, (month, week, day) , from this information, we could conclude the closest tracks as being Indy, Pocono, Chicago, of these 3 tracks rans the car of tomorrow was not run at any of them, so I hope you have modeled using the car of yesterday.

Big Smile [:D] Wink [;)]Cool [8D]

 

 

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Posted by ARTHILL on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 11:33 AM

I love the Lake Hammond refernce.

I have the family corn field where I learned to hunt, complete with the family and the pheasants.

I have models of all my drag race cars parked around my small town.

I have the Malachite Quarry as if someone liked gemstones more than copper.

The "Sublime to Redikulus" name was inspired by John Allen in the 60's

I have found the Lost Dutchman Mine and started mining(two competing mines to be accurate)

I have Yosemite Falls in Yellowstone Canyon.

The most rediculas is me, painting a picture of Yellowstone Falls from Uncle Tom's stairway.

Some will say my whole layout is a joke.

 

 

 

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Posted by Dallas Model Works on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 11:20 AM
 AltoonaRailroader wrote:
 Dallas Model Works wrote:

On the old version of my layout I had one of the Preiser nudists talking to a Preiser cop.

I've got the Preiser Grim Reaper but haven't decide what to do with her Whistling [:-^] yet.

I also have the Pope but haven't scratchbuilt his pointy hat yet.

LOL

Hopefully, my wife won't read these boards. Big Smile [:D]

 

Craig

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Posted by mononguy63 on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 11:17 AM

One of the trackside industries on my layout, the Notyme & Munee RR, will be a distribution warehouse for Jim's Discount Hockey Supplies ("Jim is a real cheap skate").

Jim

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Posted by Autobus Prime on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 10:50 AM

Folks:

The trouble with an in-joke thread is that a genuine in-joke is not usually transmissible.  My railroad always has an eatery known as "Mudd's Dinor", a prime hangout for the youth gang known as "The Gang" (long story), but these just make no sense if you don't know the history, and once you do,the joke is ruined. :(

And some jokes are just goofy, with nothing more comprehensible to insiders.  The Saracen warriors who were buying pop from the machine outside the last version of Mudd's were just out-of-place anachronisms, nothing more. 

The towns of "Wattsburg" and "Johnson Furnace" are more comprehensible gags.  They are in the table corners nearest the electrical panel and forced-air heating unit.

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Posted by fiatfan on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 10:42 AM

When I get to that point, there will be a "Lars Thorwald, Butcher" shop in town.  Lars Thorwald was the character played by Raymond Burr in the movie "Rear Window."

 

Tom 

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Posted by pike-62 on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 10:34 AM
 wm3798 wrote:

It's been a few years, but a popular feature on club layouts a few years ago was the Presidential Motorcade parked outside the "No Tell Motel"... 

Lee 

 

change that to governor and it is true to life modeling in New York.

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Posted by Kenfolk on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 10:20 AM

On my n-scale layout, I've used place names and signs to add humor: the Tena Sea, for instance. The Rocky Top Coal Company has it's "No. 1 Mine". Even the limited amount of graffiti is custom-made [see photo].

Look closely. It spells out "Kenfolk".

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Posted by CSX_road_slug on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 10:07 AM

A small town on my layout is named "East Minister" - that's an inside joke to Marylanders.  Many of us have a habit of referring to the town of Westminster* as "West-minister".

* a great railfanning location for the WM while it still existed

-Ken in Maryland  (B&O modeler, former CSX modeler)

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Posted by wm3798 on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 10:01 AM

I have a Penn Central engine that's clean and runs!  HAHAHAHA!

But seriously folks,  It's not on my current layout (yet) but I have a factory for Einbinder Flypaper, (The brand you've gradually grown to trust over three generations) which was "sponsor" of the old Bob and Ray Radio Program...  I also have a warehouse for Acme Bird Feed...  "Beep Beep!"  (also purveyors of such novelties as Rocket Powered Roller Skates, giant sling shots, and high-powered magnets)

It's been a few years, but a popular feature on club layouts a few years ago was the Presidential Motorcade parked outside the "No Tell Motel"... 

Lee 

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