Staying on topic, why is it so Hard for some???????

[FJ and G]

English muffins. Hold the dog.

[laz 57]

I have a LEG LAMP but the smaller version.
I guess you could call it a midget leg lamp?
laz57

[Craignor]

English Muffins is a Railfan...on the back of her shirt it says: "do not hump".[:D]

[laz 57]

CRAIG,
I thought she was a steamer fan?
On the back of her t-shirt it said "tender behind"?
laz57

[Brutus]

Frankenstein never scared me.

Marsupials do.

Because they're FAST!

[8D]

[laz 57]

OK CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.
laz57

[Brutus]

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[siberianmo]

Now, the point of this thead is [?][?] Was [?][?] [swg]

Appears to have more lives than an Eveready Battery

[Craignor]

Does she have a bagel shirt too?

[lionelsoni]

Did you know that Eveready is the company that Joshua Cowen sold his flashlight invention to?

[FJ and G]

Did you know that there is a Penn Central Conference, where God is the #1 topic?

http://www.pccucc.org/

Did you know that The Family Lines is the LEAST modeled Class 1 railroad?

Did you know that people who model trains come from a variety of racial, religious, political and gender backgrounds and that there are Yankee as well as Southern toy train hobbyists, as well as some sprinkled in foreign countries.

Did you know that Alabama and Hawaii and the states least modeled in toy trains? (Alaska used to be until the plethora of Alaska RR models).

Do you care?

Do you wi***his thread would disappear?

I feel your pain. :-)

[Dr. John]

Do you REALLY know who caught Saddam Hussein? [;)]

[Anonymous]

Then why do you still keep droppin' in David?

We're all on God's train, some just don't know it, yet.

I think God prefers steam locomotives?

It's too cold for snow sometimes in Alaska, I hear? Bears eat the cross ties at Spring's first thaw. Eskimo's have been caught trying to paddle a train.

[laz 57]

HEY DAVID,
NO PAIN NO GAIN????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laz57

[Blueberryhill RR]

Can anyone recite the poem " Night Before Christmas ".
Twas the night before Christmas...
When all thru the house.....

Take it.

[daan]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Blueberryhill RR

Can anyone recite the poem " Night Before Christmas ".
Twas the night before Christmas...
When all thru the house.....

Take it.

Sorry, I don't know the song..
But I'll give it a shot..

... there was snow on the ground
and a big dead mouse.

(obvious choice, the mouse..)

[Blueberryhill RR]

That was close, Daan !!![8)]

Not a creature was stirring....
Not even a mouse....

Ok, let's get this show on the road.

[Jim Duda]

..."The Chiefie was pukin' he ate too much grits
Then without warning it turned to the sh..ts.
He called his friend Buckeye to wish him good cheer
But Buck was too drunk from Ohizo beer.
Poor Chiefie grew tired and stumbled to bed
While visions of Kristina danced in his head..."

...sorry, I forgot the rest...

[laz 57]

Then upon his layout arose such a clatter.
CHIEFIE went to his train room to see whats the matter?
As he opened the door to scan the chatter,
He forgot to empty his bladder.

Some help here?
laz57

[csxt30]

So he went back down the ladder . [:D]

[Jim Duda]

...OK...I remembered some more of it...

"All that benchwork that needs to get done
But Chiefie needs help...pardon the pun!
He's got a big hammer and nail guns galore
Too bad he forgot just what they are for...!
The boyz in Ohio are laughin' with glee
Because they have presents for under his tree.
I know what they are and all I will say
Is, "Chief, you better kneel down and pray!"
Buckeye is plannin' the Mother of surprises
It'll shock all the rebels, with NO COMPROMISES!
And so I'll end this rhyme prematurely
Merry Christmas to all, and I mean that for surely!"

...or somethin' like that...

[Brutus]

Just reading through this thread is surreal - very cool.

Apparently Daan is pining for the fjords!

Spam Spam Spam, wonderful Spam!

ps - I'll take the Red Ryder BB Gun - there is a documentary on the last dvd release of A Christmas Story that reveals that the author of the original story, Jean Shephard, got the details wrong and combined 2 different BB guns in his description. So, for the movie, they had to make a special one! I've got the original book and there were a lot more stories thatn the ones they combined for the movie - some of them were pretty hilarious, especially the one where the dad went out and bought mysterious fireworks for the 4th of July that didn't have any english writing on them and ended up nearly burning down the whole street! Or the one where the owner of the theater in town had to shut down and move quietly one night - they were giving away a complete set of china, one piece each week - but the only piece he ever got in from the supplier were the gravy boats. After a few weeks, tempers frayed! Great stuff! I need to go dig it out and re-read it now!

[Jumijo]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Jim Duda

..."The Chiefie was pukin' he ate too much grits
Then without warning it turned to the sh..ts.
He called his friend Buckeye to wish him good cheer
But Buck was too drunk from Ohizo beer.
Poor Chiefie grew tired and stumbled to bed
While visions of Kristina danced in his head..."

...sorry, I forgot the rest...

LMAO, Jim!!!!!

I literally laughed out loud when I read this! Where's the rolling laughing icon?!!!

Jim

[Jumijo]

QUOTE: Originally posted by Dr. John

And now for something completely different . . .



Notice the menu. That is rather disturbing.

Not really. Different culture is all. Others find eating beef or pork distasteful. All meat, no matter species, was once a living being. If you stop and think about it, it can be gross - meat is just a piece of a dead body. [xx(]

Now you want disturbing? Go to a sausage factory and watch that process. Or see what body parts actually go into a frankfurter. I promise, you'll never eat a sausage or a hot dog again!

Jim

[Blueberryhill RR]

And I heard him exclaim....
As he rode out of sight.....
Merry Christmas to all........
I'm never comin' back, you're all nuts....
And to all a Good Night.


Jim Duda...You should be writing children's stories. Great !!!!!!!

[laz 57]

Now how bout the 12 days of Christmas?
On the first day of Christmas OUR LITTLE CHIEFIE GOT
A hammer and some nails for his layout.
On the second day of Christmas Our LITTLE CHIEFIE GOT...........
Fill it in boys up to 12 days?
laz57

[Blueberryhill RR]

On the second day of Christmas OUR LITTLE CHIEFIE GOT.....
A saw and a level for his layout...........

[ChiefEagles]

THIRD DAY of Chirstmas, Chiefie got a tummy full of Yam Dankees [}:)] and three Yam Dankee states to fly over and flu***wice. [;)]

[laz 57]

On the 4th day of Christmas ou little CHIEFIE got
4 sheets of plywood

[laz 57]

On the fifth day o Christmas our little CHIEFIE got
5 BOWLS O GRITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laz57