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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, December 18, 2003 11:10 AM
Chicago & North Western--C&NW:

Can't & Never Will;
Cheap & Nothing Wasted.

White Pass & Yukon Route--WP&YR:

Wait Patiently & You'll Ride.

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 19, 2003 8:17 PM
Cp canadian power or canadian pride
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Posted by zardoz on Friday, December 19, 2003 8:59 PM
When I was with the C&NW we called it the "Cheap & Nothing Works".
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Posted by TH&B on Friday, December 19, 2003 10:14 PM
CPR is Chinese Pacific or sleepy-R
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 19, 2003 10:37 PM
Yazoo & Mississippi Valley RR = "The Yellow Dog" (slow-moving trains; yellow coaches).
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Posted by gemperfilm on Friday, December 19, 2003 10:59 PM
N&W Nights and Weekends or Nasty and Weary
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 19, 2003 11:59 PM
Oregon Railway & Navigation Co.: O.R.& N.--

Ornery, Rotten & Nasty.

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, December 20, 2003 1:36 AM
Western Maryland - "Wild Mary" because there was no room for tangets in the curves. They were focused on getting freight over the mountains and valleys as fast as steam power can do it. Even at a cost of a few broken drawbars and a few dizzy crew.
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, December 20, 2003 2:37 AM
Wish I had one for CSX, but you can't do much with an X.
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Posted by mvlandsw on Saturday, December 20, 2003 6:20 AM
Pacific Great Eastern -- PGE -- Please Go Easy -- Because of the lightly built right of way.
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Posted by mvlandsw on Saturday, December 20, 2003 6:32 AM
No reflection on the railroad or the people but as a railroad name CSX SUX.
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Posted by CSSHEGEWISCH on Saturday, December 20, 2003 6:42 AM
I know of several good ones:
NYO&W - either "Old Woman" or "Old and Weary"
NYSW - either "Squeak" or "Susie-Q"
Lake Erie & Western (became part of NKP) - "Leave Early and Walk".
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Posted by JoeKoh on Saturday, December 20, 2003 7:07 AM
Mookie will appriciate this one...
Chessie was a good cat
stay safe
Joe

Deshler Ohio-crossroads of the B&O Matt eats your fries.YUM! Clinton st viaduct undefeated against too tall trucks!!!(voted to be called the "Clinton St. can opener").

 

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Posted by wabash1 on Saturday, December 20, 2003 11:06 AM
the ns railroad
1) the no sense railroad
2) the no show railroad
3) the no sh ( oops cant say that here)

Had a union pacific engine once that said you cant spell stupid with out "UP"
csx chicken sh ( oops not again) exspress.
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, December 20, 2003 2:09 PM
LMFAO at wabash1. That is something I can relate to.
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Posted by espeefoamer on Saturday, December 20, 2003 4:25 PM
Central Oregon&Pacific.=Clowns On Railroad Property.
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Posted by AltonFan on Saturday, December 20, 2003 4:38 PM
There used to be a shortline in what is now the northwest suburbs of Chicago called the Palatine, Lake Zurich and Wauconda. The railroad was built late, poorly capitalized, and suffered so many mishaps that the locals called it "the PLZ and Walkback".

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Posted by jeaton on Saturday, December 20, 2003 7:07 PM
Miserable, Tired & Weary-Marinette, Tomahawk & Western-Proud to be as wide as the biggest Class 1's.

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Posted by TRNBUF on Saturday, December 20, 2003 10:07 PM
CSX stands for "Chicken Sh-- Express". Sorry for the bad word but I couldn't help myself.

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Posted by ironhorseman on Saturday, December 20, 2003 10:13 PM
Well the nickname I like isn't as clever or a joke like the trend of this thread is but I've always like the the Katy RR (MKT: Missouri Kansas Texas). Actually, I find it interesting that they ignored the M in Missouri when the nickname became Katy (K-T).

Take that Missouri!

With regards from your Kansas neighbor [:-,]

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, December 20, 2003 11:10 PM
MKT--Men Killing Time
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, December 20, 2003 11:33 PM
Chessie System - Faster than a game of chess
C&O - Competitive and odorous
B&O - Big and original
CSX - Cracking steel crossovers
UP - Utter Panic
C&NW - Chaos and no-one watching
AMTRAK - Always Making [bad] Time ... really [should stay] Around Kansas
Idunno[(-D].....I just like coming up with these things.
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, December 21, 2003 2:37 AM
missouriandnorth arkansas
M@NA
men not appreciated
UP dispatchers said may not arrive.......[8D]
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, December 21, 2003 11:55 AM
NS

1. Nuttin' Special
2. No Service
3. No ***ter (bathroomless)
4. No sh (what Wabash said)
5. No Sale

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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, December 21, 2003 12:03 PM
Amtrak

1. Spamtrak

LAL (Livonia Avon & Lakeville)

1. Less and Less
2. Lonesome and Lovely

VRS (Vermont Rail System)

1. Only one I heard was too profane for this forum...

CN

1. Cold North


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Posted by mudchicken on Monday, December 22, 2003 1:11 AM
ATSF= Always Thinking Safety First
BN= Big Nuthin (What's Green & White and goes Kaboom in the night?)
UP= Usually Pathetic (Alias the Yellow Peril)
SP= Slow Pokes
SSW= Somebody Stopped Where?
C&S= Crooked & Slow
MP=Muddy Path
C&W = Corroded & Wrecked
GCW=Grain Corn Wheat
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Posted by kenneo on Monday, December 22, 2003 1:26 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by espeefoamer

Central Oregon&Pacific.=Clowns On Railroad Property.


[:D][:D] I believe that!

AKA --- corps --- as in dead body.
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Posted by kenneo on Monday, December 22, 2003 1:35 AM
Also,
the Oregon-Washington Railway and Navigation Company, successor to the ORN above is known as the "O-Dub". One of the better of Uncle Petes Yellow Perril lines. From Huntington west and Portland north and to Canada via Spokane and the SI. (Do we need to be careful about that red lettering on yellow paint folk getting us $5 a pop for using their name???)

Pacific Railway and Navigation Company. Formerly the Tillamook Branch of the Slow Poke (but it did get there), now the POTB --- Punk Rotten and Nasty.
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, December 22, 2003 6:49 AM
Some of my favorites

HT&W hold tight and worry or hoot, toot and whistle

OR&W old rusty and wobbly

WM wild mary
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, December 25, 2003 8:52 PM
TP&W had many;
Take Pride and Walk, Take Patience and Wait, Two Ponies and Wagon, Tired, Poor and Weary, Tried Proven and Willing, The Peoria Way, and my favorite Take Paper & Wipe.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, December 26, 2003 9:56 AM
"Cold Hungry & Naked" - Charlotte Harbor & Nothern, and "Missing & Still Lost"-M&StL
are 2 of the better I've heard. I'm always hearing "Crash Spill & eXplode" and "Can Someone eXplain This" for my local road.
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Posted by GDRMCo on Friday, December 26, 2003 7:22 PM
NYC no you can't
PRR perfect RR power RR
CSX cheap suckers xpress
BNSF but not saftey first
BCR big cheap rail
EL excursion land
IC interurban c---
SSW south shore wailways
UP Uncle Pete U pee
SP ESPEE
C&S cr__ & sh__

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Posted by cpbloom on Saturday, December 27, 2003 2:34 AM
Only 3 I heard not seen here:

NS = Nazi Southern

BNSF = Buy Norfolk Southern Fast!

BNSF = Burlington Needs Santa Fe
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Posted by jchnhtfd on Monday, December 29, 2003 9:20 AM
I've always rather liked the one for the St. Johnsbury and Lamoille County, up in northern Vermont...
St. Jesus and Late Coming
for very good reasons...
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Posted by locomutt on Wednesday, December 31, 2003 8:47 AM
B & O Had a cat also; BESSIE
I would put the NF&G down,but the only nickname
I know would be quite[censored] And that is by the
people who worked there,also some very close friends.


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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 1, 2004 3:16 PM
CNR
1.Chinese National Railway
2.Can not run
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 1, 2004 3:37 PM
CNW Crimnals Now Working
BN BIG NOTHING
BNSF Buy Norfork Southern Fast
UP Utterley Pathoetic
ACL Another Crushed Load
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 6, 2004 6:45 PM
LP&G.....around 30's in Florida....Live Oak, Perry, & Gainesville Line known as the
Lopin' Gopher
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 6, 2004 6:46 PM
LOP&G..... Sorry...forgot the 'O'
Lopin' Gopher
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Posted by joseph2 on Tuesday, January 6, 2004 8:40 PM
A 1920 Indiana shortline was named the Chicago,Bluffton and Cincinatti.Locals nicknamed it the Corned Beef and Cabbage.Erie Lackawanna was Weary and Lackin Wampum.
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Posted by espeefoamer on Tuesday, January 6, 2004 8:58 PM
D&RGW.=Derailments&Really Good Wrecks.[:D]
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Posted by RudyRockvilleMD on Tuesday, January 6, 2004 9:32 PM
ACL = Another Cushioned Load
B&O = Best and Only
BNSF = Big New Santa Fe
CSX = Can't Stand Excursions
DL&W = Delay Linger & Wait
Erie = EErie
NYNH & H = No Use, No Hope & Heartless
NYC = No Yuse Complaining
PRR = Punk Rotten Rough
RF&P = Rich Folks and Pedigrees

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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2004 9:37 PM
I'll add for the Rock Island : The "Rockety I "for its track work
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2004 9:42 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by RudyRockvilleMD

CSX = Can't Stand Excursions

I Agree. They're canceling Brunswick's Excursion on MARC thats gone on since around 1989.
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 13, 2004 7:52 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by 5498cp

CNR
1.Chinese National Railway
2.Can not run




Hahahahahahahahaha!
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 13, 2004 7:53 AM
CPR

Canadian Pride Railway

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Posted by rixflix on Friday, February 13, 2004 8:24 AM
Yazoo Delta / The Yellow Dog

Knock either term into your search engine for details.
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Posted by jeffhergert on Saturday, February 14, 2004 12:37 PM
One I read years ago for the AT&SF, Ate Tamales & Spit Fire.
UP= Unlimited Parking.
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, February 14, 2004 4:33 PM
NS--Nazi Southern
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, February 14, 2004 4:41 PM
More:
BNSF=Been nowhere someplace foreign
UP=Useless Prices
CSX=Can't Stand Extras
BN=Buying Nothing
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, February 14, 2004 4:45 PM
CR=Cool Railroad
D&RGW=Dumb & Really Gone Wild
GB&W= Go Broke & Worthless
RDG=Real Dumb Guys
PC=Predicting Corporate[trouble]
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, February 14, 2004 9:43 PM
Then there's that railroad that never existed......Shouldn't Paint So Fast (SPSF)....because certain locomotives were repainted for the merger that never was!

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Posted by enr2099 on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 6:50 PM
My favorites:

CPR:
Canadian Pathetic Railway
Cheapy Rail
Sleepy-R
Sleepy-Rail
Crappy Pathetic Rail System (CPRS)
Cheapee Ragamuffins or rail

Misc.
Crash National Railway
Please Go Easy
Prince George Eventually
Route of the Rusty Rail(Esquimalt and Nanaimo Railway)
VIA Snail
Tyler W. CN hog
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 8:04 PM
How about these:
"NS the menace"
"Amslack"

And no, "Conrail" is not the sequel to "ConAir"!
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, February 19, 2004 11:39 PM
I thought I would add this one for a Texas fallen flag:

WBT & S: Waco, Beaumont, Trinity, & Sabine

Wobbily, Bobbily, Turn Over & Stop
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 2:20 PM
How about...


Amcrap

There must be more For CN out there....
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Posted by Rick Gates on Friday, February 20, 2004 4:28 PM
CSX = Cranked, Steamed, Xenophobic! [}:)]
Railroaders do it on steel
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2004 4:31 PM
CN CROOKES AND NARCOTIS
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 16, 2004 12:43 PM
To CP employees is CN the wooden axle outfite
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 16, 2004 9:12 PM
CNR

Cooks and Numbskulls Railway
Crooks and nobrains RR
Conquer and Nullify Railway
Clumsy nutheads RR

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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, April 16, 2004 9:22 PM
SP: Superior Performers, Sqashing Pumpkins, Speed Punks

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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, July 3, 2005 11:10 PM
My favorite is also the LOP&G which ran right by my home in Mayo in the 50's & 60's called the Lopin' Gopher. It actually stood for Live Oak , Perry & Gulf.
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Posted by traingeek087 on Monday, July 4, 2005 12:18 AM
Union Pacific, as said by Amtrak - Unlimited Parking
Rid'n on the city of New Orleans................
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, July 9, 2005 2:30 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by trainheartedguy

Wish I had one for CSX, but you can't do much with an X.


The good ole' folks at MRR forums came up with some pretty good ones:
http://www.trains.com/community/forum/topic.asp?page=-1&TOPIC_ID=39890&REPLY_ID=413375#413375

You have to get about halfway down the first page before the silly ones pop up.
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, July 9, 2005 3:29 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by trainheartedguy

Wish I had one for CSX, but you can't do much with an X.


Cheap Sounding Xylophone.

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, July 9, 2005 3:33 PM
GM&O-Go More Often
CRI&P-Come Right in and P
SP-SF-Shouldn've Painted So Fast

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, July 9, 2005 5:04 PM
Gateway Western as the Weebly Wobbly. Fit that one well.
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Posted by Junctionfan on Saturday, July 9, 2005 5:34 PM
Penn Central-Park n Crash
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Posted by CopCarSS on Saturday, July 9, 2005 8:47 PM
One of the very few that I've heard of that wasn't too derrogatory:

CB&Q: Cheapest, Best and Quickest

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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10, 2005 4:16 PM
And then before the SP/up merge?.........

Suffer'n Pacific.

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Posted by wctransfer on Sunday, July 10, 2005 5:33 PM
CNR
Cant No one Ride

CNW
Crews Never Workin

WC
We Can

NS
Next Sold
None Slower
Nicer Stopped

BLE
Bought Lotsa Espee
Been Leavin Early
Bought Leftover Engines

GBW
Guys Being Reckless

GN
Great Nothin

CP
Cash Please
Cant Provide

CGW
Can Grow Weeds
Chicago Great Weedy

IC
I Cant

GTW
Got Them Workin









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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10, 2005 5:54 PM
BNSF---Bigger New Santa Fe
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Posted by Trailryder on Sunday, July 10, 2005 7:41 PM
Here in Northern Illinois between 1905 and 1925 there was a little electric interurban trolley known as the Sterling, Dixon & Eastern (SD&E) otherwise known as the Slow, Dead & Easy.

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Posted by GP-9_Man11786 on Sunday, July 10, 2005 8:31 PM
NS: No Style

All they run are those boring black Dash-9s!

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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, July 11, 2005 1:10 AM
Yes, but the stack trains are prettier than the norm--at least on the route I'm most familiar with.
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Posted by railfan619 on Monday, July 11, 2005 8:37 PM
I got some

UP Under powered

CNW CANT NO ONE WORK

N&S NO SERVICE

CP Cheap Power

These outta give you some laughs [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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Posted by coborn35 on Monday, July 11, 2005 8:56 PM
Great Northern: Great Nothing
Amtrak: D***trak
Chicago and Northwestern: Couldn't,Never,Wont

Mechanical Department  "No no that's fine shove that 20 pound set all around the yard... those shoes aren't hell and a half to change..."

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Posted by railfan619 on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 6:15 PM
SP slow Packing
UP Under paid
GW Getting Wasted
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Posted by coborn35 on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 8:21 PM
GTW:Get the Winch!

SP:Slow Progress

NS: No Smarts

MP: Many Problems

DTI:Dumb,Tired,Ignorant

Mechanical Department  "No no that's fine shove that 20 pound set all around the yard... those shoes aren't hell and a half to change..."

The Missabe Road: Safety First

 

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 10:19 PM
Old NY state interurban line Jamestown, Winslow and North Western: Jesus Wept, and No Wonder.

CN - Conrail North

Ohio Narrow Gauge Bellaire, Zanesville and Coshocton (?): Bent, ZigZag and Crooked

NKP predecessor Lake Erie and Western: Leave Early and Walk

GM&O: Goat's Milk and Onions; Good Money and Overtime

D&RGW - Dangerous and Rapidly Getting Worse

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Posted by Tulyar15 on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:19 AM
We've got quite a few nicknames in Britain too

The old Somerset and Dorset was "Swift and Delightful" to its admirers but "Slow and Dirty" to its detractors.

Likewise the Great Western (GWR) was "God's Wonderful Railway" to its devotees but "Great Way Round" to those less keen on it. More recently in the 1980's GWR was the Scottish Region of British Rail (or ScotRail as it has become) or "Green's Wonderful Railway" after Chris Green the Regional Manager who went on to become head of Virgin ("Vermin") Trains.

Perhaps the most tragic nickname was the Manchester, Sheffield and Lincolnshire railway which never made a proft. It was said "MS&L" really stood for "Money Sunk and Lost". When it extended to London and changed its name to Great Central somebody figured GC stood for "Gone Completely". Sadly this proved to be the case, but it was a heroic failure!

Other British Nicknames:-

Midland & Great Northern - "Muddle and Get Nowhere"
London, Chatham & Dover - "Land 'em, Smash 'em and Turnover".

One or two preserved lines have nicknames too:-

West Somerset Railway - "Will Something Run?"
East Lancs. - "Greased Cranks"
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Posted by SALfan on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 11:00 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by keithland

My favorite is also the LOP&G which ran right by my home in Mayo in the 50's & 60's called the Lopin' Gopher. It actually stood for Live Oak , Perry & Gulf.


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Posted by rvos1979 on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 11:41 AM
I still call the UP the PU.

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Posted by TrainFreak409 on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 11:50 AM
UNION PACIFIC--USELESS POWER.

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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 6:44 PM
Umm . . . does "crank" have the same meaning in the UK as here? I don't mean "elderly single-issue kook."
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Posted by Tulyar15 on Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:34 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by smalling_60626

Umm . . . does "crank" have the same meaning in the UK as here? I don't mean "elderly single-issue kook."


It has a double meaning in UK. It can mean crank, as in crank axle on an inside cylindered steam loco, but it can also mean "single-issue kook." over here too!
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Posted by vsmith on Thursday, July 14, 2005 11:56 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by artmark

QUOTE: Originally posted by trainheartedguy

Wish I had one for CSX, but you can't do much with an X.


Cheap Sounding Xylophone.

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CSX = Can't Stop & eXplain
CSX= Crash, Stop & eXplode

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Posted by rockisland4309 on Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:01 PM
BNSF-Big Nothing So Far
NS-No Such
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Posted by rockisland4309 on Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:03 PM
BNSF-Big Nothing So Far
NS-No Such
UP-Uncle Pete
Amtrak-Amtrash
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Posted by vsmith on Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:05 PM
NC & W = Narrow, Crooked, & Wobbly

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Posted by techguy57 on Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:21 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by AltonFan

There used to be a shortline in what is now the northwest suburbs of Chicago called the Palatine, Lake Zurich and Wauconda. The railroad was built late, poorly capitalized, and suffered so many mishaps that the locals called it "the PLZ and Walkback".


AltonFan- wasn't this the shortline that was originally routed to go through the golf course in Lake Zurich but some of the members claimed exemption by claiming that the part of the course that the track was supposed to run through was the site of three graves or something to that effect. If I remember right, they got the trackage re-routed but no one knows who, if anyone is actually buried in the graves.

Mike
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, July 15, 2005 7:51 PM
If I haven't mentioned it before, Long Island Rail Road used to call itself the "Route of the Rushing Commuter" !
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Posted by Anonymous on Friday, July 15, 2005 11:23 PM
Sorry, smalling_60626. The LI was the "Route of the DASHING Commuter".

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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2005 12:53 AM
CPR
call'em park'em relieve'em
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2005 3:35 PM
I believe you, Old Timer.
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Posted by morseman on Sunday, July 17, 2005 1:55 PM
I'm suprised no one has come up with my favorite

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Posted by EJE818 on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 8:14 PM

I found this topic and I have noticed quite a few about CSX. Here are a few I know.

UP: Unlimited Parking, Utterly Pathetic, Uncle Pete

BNSF: Big Newer Santa Fe. Buy Norfolk Southern Soon

CN: Crooked Noodle, Cheap Nonsense, Come on now and gave back the good railroads!, Cash Now

CSX: Crash Slam Explode (nickname by NS employees)

CP: Cheap Profits

NS: Nobody's Slower, Nonsense Starters (nickname by CSX employees)

WC: We Provide Cool Power to you, Welcome Customers

IC: I want CN out

CNW: Cheap & Nothing Wasted

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Posted by SD60M on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 9:07 PM

BNSF= Better Not Start a Family!

UP= Union Pissed

IC= I cant stand CN!

ATSF= A Trashed Silver Failure

WC= We dont need CN

SP= Simply Pathetic

 

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 9:27 PM

Minneapolis & St. Louis

emmonsaintell

The Louie 

Maimed and Still Limping

Midnight and Still Later

The Saint

 

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Posted by E. Hunter on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 10:31 PM

BNSF

Big Nasty Stupid F***ers

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Posted by joemcspadden on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 11:08 PM
My favorite is the term NS employees have used for the engines'
boring black and white color scheme: "Roanoke Rainbow."
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Posted by garyla on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 2:44 AM

Sorry if any of these is a repeat:

 

Houston East & West Texas (HEWT) - Hell, either way you take it.

San Diego & Arizona (SD&A) - Slow, dirty, and aggravating.

Minneapolis & St. Louis - Misery and short life.

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Posted by Ishmael on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 6:42 PM

 joemcspadden wrote:
My favorite is the term NS employees have used for the engines'
boring black and white color scheme: "Roanoke Rainbow."

Strange. I think black and white looks rather elegant on NS.

East Tennessee & West North Carolina (ET&WNC) Eat Taters and Wear No Clothes

Missouri & North Arkansas (M&NA) May Never Arrive

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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 7:05 PM

csx - common scence x-perts or common scence x-terminators

ns- no service

L&N - lowdown & nasty

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Posted by SFbrkmn on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 7:16 PM
BN, the Boring Northern. One of our dispatchers has time to time referred to Amtrak as Slamtrak, Happytrak or the Silver Sausage.
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Posted by NSlover92 on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 9:35 PM

PRR-Pennsylvania Rules the Rails

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Posted by al-in-chgo on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 9:48 PM
 Ishmael wrote:

 joemcspadden wrote:
My favorite is the term NS employees have used for the engines'
boring black and white color scheme: "Roanoke Rainbow."

Strange. I think black and white looks rather elegant on NS.

East Tennessee & West North Carolina (ET&WNC) Eat Taters and Wear No Clothes

 . . .

 

 

Dang, Joe, you beat me on the ET&WNC! 

But there's a nice one, too:  "Exquisite train, and what nice conductors."   -  a. s.

 

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Posted by greyhounds on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:57 PM

TP&W.

Two ponies and a wagon.

The P&PU needed no nickname. 

 

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Posted by squeeze on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 11:48 PM
B&O- Beefsteak & Onions
Maryland and Pennsylvania- Ma & Pa

Two that I remember-- Sq
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Posted by JSGreen on Thursday, September 27, 2007 8:51 AM

guessing that most of the nicknames were coined by fustrated shippers or passengers, it occurs to me much fun Airline passengers could have had this summer, if the airlines were commonly known by initials just like the railroads...

 

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Posted by Lord Atmo on Thursday, September 27, 2007 10:29 AM

here's ones i know:

MILW: Millions In Losses Weekly
WC: Water Closet
UP: Ugly Patches
BNSF: Buy Norfolk Southern Fast
NS: Never Sucks
CSX: Crashing Somewhat eXponentially
C&NW: Cool & Never Wrong
CP: Crappy Paintscheme (at least now they do anyway)
PC: Problematic Commanders
SD60M: Seriously Disgusting 60-series Mutation

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Posted by eolafan on Thursday, September 27, 2007 10:43 AM
Smile [:)]
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Posted by Lord Atmo on Thursday, September 27, 2007 2:25 PM
i have rendered you speechless. heh heh

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Posted by al-in-chgo on Thursday, September 27, 2007 7:42 PM

 

Has anyone listed: 

                               UP = Unacceptable Polluters

                                                   -or-

                               UP = Unacceptably Polluting

 

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Posted by rogruth on Thursday, September 27, 2007 11:59 PM

BZ&C=Bellaire,Zanesville & Columbus also called the Bent,Zigzagged & Crooked

                                 which became the

OR&W=Ohio River & Western aka the Old Ricketty & Wobbly 

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Posted by miniwyo on Friday, September 28, 2007 8:25 AM

Try,

MRL:  Monkeys Running Loose 

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Posted by ArtOfRuin on Friday, September 28, 2007 9:19 PM

Pan SCAM Railways, or as it was formerly known, Guilford FAIL System. Heck, even some of the locomotives knew the latter nickname:

http://photos.nerail.org/showpic/?2005071822570516277.jpg

http://mec407.rrpicturearchives.net/showPicture.aspx?id=307920

http://mec407.rrpicturearchives.net/showPicture.aspx?id=308553

(note: These links are from the railroad.net Pan Am/Guilford forums. Got to give credit where credit is due.)

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Posted by Cris_261 on Friday, September 28, 2007 11:25 PM

MRL: Milwaukee Road Lives

BR & P: Bums, Robbers, & Pickpockets

MP: the Mop

NP: Nothing Particular

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Posted by Victrola1 on Monday, October 1, 2007 3:13 PM

Past tense Midwest:

Chicago Burlington & Quincy (CB&Q) Come Bums & Quick

Burlington Cedar Rapids & Northern (BCR&N) Bums Can't Ride North

Chicago & Great Western (C&GW) Cinders, Grass & Weeds

Chicago Rock Island & Pacific (CRI&P) Creaking Rickety and In Pieces

Muscatine Burlington & Southern (MB&S) Maybe By Sunday and after a fatal Mack rail bus wreck that erupted in flames, Many Burned Slowly.

 

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Posted by trainfan1221 on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 10:31 AM

So much to read so here goes, pardon if there's any duplicates...

NS=No Service

NYSW(Susie-Q)=Now You Sit and Wait (referring to long discontinued passenger service)

O&W=Old and Weary

Erie=Weary Erie

CSAO(Conrail Shared Assets)=Can't Service Anyone

And of course the ever so clever reference to our national passenger railroads' tendency to derail= Untrak

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Posted by AltonFan on Friday, September 16, 2011 7:05 PM

techguy57
QUOTE: Originally posted by AltonFan

There used to be a shortline in what is now the northwest suburbs of Chicago called the Palatine, Lake Zurich and Wauconda. The railroad was built late, poorly capitalized, and suffered so many mishaps that the locals called it "the PLZ and Walkback".



AltonFan- wasn't this the shortline that was originally routed to go through the golf course in Lake Zurich but some of the members claimed exemption by claiming that the part of the course that the track was supposed to run through was the site of three graves or something to that effect. If I remember right, they got the trackage re-routed but no one knows who, if anyone is actually buried in the graves.

Mike

Wow!  I didn't catch this back when it was posted.

According to Whitney's history of the PLZ&W, when the nascent railroad was planning to acquire land from the Lake Zurich Golf Club, some club members who had connections to medical schools acquired four cadavers and buried them on the part of the club that was in the path of the proposed railroad.  The cadavers were buried with a tongue-in-cheek ceremony, and a monument was erected.  Under the laws in force at the time, this made that part of the golf course a cemetery, and prevented the use of eminent domain to take the property.

A photograph of the monument was published in the Chicago Tribune, and reprinted in Whitney's book.  The monument gave names, ethnicities, and religious affiliations for the four cadavers, although given the stereotypical nature of the names of "the dearly departed", I have a feeling that the cadavers were unidentified, and the names made up for public relations purposes.

I doubt the remains have been removed, and I do not know if the monument is still there.  I get the impression that the Lake Zurich Golf Club is very, very private, and might not be forthcoming if asked about the graves.  As near as I can tell, the only part of the club that is visible from public roads is the entrance way, and none of the course is visible from the road.  (A driver might miss the entrance if he wasn't paying attention, and the sign is barely noticeable.  IIRC, it only shows some golf clubs, and the letters "LZGC".)

I hope this is still of interest.

Dan

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Posted by vsmith on Friday, September 16, 2011 11:41 PM

WOW what a Blast from the Past. When I first posted this there were no such things as the Schmartphone I am replying to this on.How things have changed. Uncle Pete is still Uncle Pete but CSX no longer means Crash Stop & Xplode but still means Can't Stop &Xplain.

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Posted by al-in-chgo on Saturday, September 17, 2011 7:40 PM

[I love it when an older thread gets revived -- much more sensible, my opinion, than closing one down an opening a new one later on, because it's inefficient and most likely someone will flame or be flamed in the event of a repetition.   I put in a reply or two in 2007 and yes, times have changed!] 

   This one may already exist, but not on this thread:  NS  =  No $#*!   (as in,  "(Blank) My Dad Says."  ...........................................(because they're so business-oriented) 

Here's a well-known one, but it's almost history already:  BNSF  =  Buy Norfolk Southern Fast!  (Since there is no longer any stock for individuals to buy in the wake of Buffet's outright ownership of BNSF.) 

SOOOoooo, here are a few possible alternatives or possibilities, based on the new normal in light of the individual ownership by Warren Buffet of BNSF (and the fact no individual can directly buy shares in BNSF anymore):    

  BNSF  =  Buffet Never Sells Freight .................  OR  ............................

  BNSF  =  Buffet,  (a) N -S*** Financier!  ...................................................

  BNSF  =  Buffet, Norfolk Southern Financier???  (not true AFAIK)

     ...................  and its cousin,  BNSF =  Buffet, Norfolk Southern Follower?   

  BNSF  =  But Never Say Forever!   

  For those of us who still idolize the Warbonnet and Crossbuck  BNSF =   Badge Not Santa Fe (lost cause).  ... 

ALSO... BNSF = But Nevermore Santa Fe?   

   for Diehards..BNSF = Big New Swoosh Fails!  (I think I remember this one but am not sure.)

  a more modern opposite:  BNSF =  Big New Swoosh Flying

BNSF = Big New Stacks Flying ... ... OR ... .... BNSF = Big New Stacks Flashing

THIS LAST ONE IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE    Praise based on this past summer's Mo. River flooding: 

         BNSF  =  Burlington Never Shirks Floods! 

Thanks for hearing me out;  except for the nickname "Big New Swoosh Fails"  these are all my creation as of today -  al smalling  (al-in-chgo)

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Posted by al-in-chgo on Saturday, September 17, 2011 7:41 PM

 

PS:  Forgot to mention, vsmith I loved Can't Stop (and) eXplain!   Very topical! 

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Posted by SFbrkmn on Sunday, September 18, 2011 10:51 AM

Don't also forget about employee nicknames. Almost every rr worker, at some point in time, will be branded a nickname. Some have a meaning, others do not but they can be catchy. Here are some BNSF employee nicknames. Sammy The Bull, George Washington, Edward G. Robinson,  Uncle Fester, Dr. Ralph, Biff, Blink 182, Termite, Radio, Pakset Larry, Stormin Norman, Turkey Neck, Spanky, Daisy, Peppermint Pattie, Mr. Peanuts, Schroeder, Homer Simpson, Spounge Bob, Skelton, Lord Of The Rings, Six Track Ernie, Cans, Morgan Freeman, Charles Bronson, McVey, Postal, Right Turn Clyde, Barney Rubble, Harry Potter, Stick, Scare Crow, Stuart Little, Bush's Baked Beans, Mr. 150%, Hey Bud, USA Today, Boot Form, Deputy Dog, Confused, Blue Light Special, Fred Sanford, Get Stompin On Em, Pluto, Little Pluto, Bobcat, Frankstein, Moon Pie, RCD--Remote Control Dummy

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Posted by al-in-chgo on Sunday, September 18, 2011 11:03 AM

Great monikers, all.  Exactly the sort of thing we would not choose for ourselves.

Can you say who some of these nicknames belong to without breaking privacy?

(Chris Rock says "Peppermint Pattie" is a ***, but I'm waiting on confirmation on that from Marcie.)

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Posted by lone geep on Sunday, September 18, 2011 7:14 PM

CPR-Can Perform Reliably/ CanPac

CNR-Can Not Run

London & Port Stanley-Lost & Probably Sunk

Lone Geep 

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Posted by Acela026 on Sunday, September 18, 2011 8:13 PM

Here's one I don't think has been mentioned

BNSF=Bigger Newer Santa Fe

 

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Posted by AltonFan on Monday, September 19, 2011 8:33 AM

SFbrkmn

Don't also forget about employee nicknames. Almost every rr worker, at some point in time, will be branded a nickname. Some have a meaning, others do not but they can be catchy.

Well, even Casey Jones was originally John Luther Jones, but because there were already a lot of John Joneses on the railroad, he was given the name "Casey" for his hometown (Cayce, Kentucky) to distinguish him from the others.

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Posted by CPRcst on Monday, September 19, 2011 10:27 PM

5498cp
To CP employees is CN the wooden axle outfite

I still hear crews ask for the signal across the diamond at the Wooden Axle.

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