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Posted by SchemerBob on Monday, July 24, 2006 8:50 PM

This is very entertaining. I mean,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sorry I just couldn't resist. This is fun!!

Long live the BNSF .... AND its paint scheme. SchemerBob
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Posted by WP 3020 on Monday, July 24, 2006 6:22 PM
OOPS!
I meant to add "UP RULES!" to that.
Railroads are "a device of Satan to lead immortal souls to hell." - an Ohio school board, 1831 - quoted in CTC Board 8/05 "If you ever wonder how you have freedom... Think, a veteran!!!" - My thought 1/08 Hey man, I don't have to try to remember the 60's... I lived too close to Eugene, Oregon.
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Posted by WP 3020 on Monday, July 24, 2006 6:17 PM
 ericsp wrote:

 SchemerBob wrote:
Okay, what are we supposed to do? Any guidelines? Or are we just supposed to yell at people and act stupid?

Just be sure not to make any sense.

Railroads are "a device of Satan to lead immortal souls to hell." - an Ohio school board, 1831 - quoted in CTC Board 8/05 "If you ever wonder how you have freedom... Think, a veteran!!!" - My thought 1/08 Hey man, I don't have to try to remember the 60's... I lived too close to Eugene, Oregon.
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Posted by MLG4812 on Monday, July 24, 2006 5:15 PM

 


 

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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, July 24, 2006 5:14 PM
 CopCarSS wrote:

 BNSFrailfan wrote:
I HAVE SMOKED CIGARS. I HAVE SMOKED CIGS. NOW HOW ABOUT THE GOOD STUFF. I WANT TO GET HIGH! ALLAN.

Come to Colorado and we'll take a little hike up Mt. Elbert to 14,433 feet above MSL. Only place higher in the lower 48 is over by Chad on Mt. Whitney (14,495 if I remember right). I would recommend leaving the cigars and cigarettes behind as there'll be less than 60% of the oxygen available at sea level.

BTW, in the spirit of this thread, I thought I'd sing a little song:

"Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all...playin' solitaire til dawn with a deck of 51..." Whistling [:-^]

Somehow I believe I bit off more than I can chew. Big Smile [:D]
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Posted by chad thomas on Monday, July 24, 2006 4:02 PM

 kevinstheRRman wrote:
oh brother, where art thou?


 

I think I seen him at the corner of 78th trying to score something.

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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, July 24, 2006 3:58 PM
oh brother, where art thou?


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Posted by CopCarSS on Monday, July 24, 2006 3:46 PM

 BNSFrailfan wrote:
I HAVE SMOKED CIGARS. I HAVE SMOKED CIGS. NOW HOW ABOUT THE GOOD STUFF. I WANT TO GET HIGH! ALLAN.

Come to Colorado and we'll take a little hike up Mt. Elbert to 14,433 feet above MSL. Only place higher in the lower 48 is over by Chad on Mt. Whitney (14,495 if I remember right). I would recommend leaving the cigars and cigarettes behind as there'll be less than 60% of the oxygen available at sea level.

BTW, in the spirit of this thread, I thought I'd sing a little song:

"Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all...playin' solitaire til dawn with a deck of 51..." Whistling [:-^]

-Chris
West Chicago, IL
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Posted by chad thomas on Monday, July 24, 2006 3:44 PM
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Posted by tree68 on Monday, July 24, 2006 3:38 PM

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Posted by chad thomas on Monday, July 24, 2006 3:35 PM
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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, July 24, 2006 3:23 PM
I HAVE SMOKED CIGARS. I HAVE SMOKED CIGS. NOW HOW ABOUT THE GOOD STUFF. I WANT TO GET HIGH! ALLAN.
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Posted by Glen Ellyn on Monday, July 24, 2006 2:24 PM
Headphones [{(-_-)}]Big Smile [:D]Thumbs Down [tdn]Sign - Welcome [#welcome]Big Smile [:D]MISSY ELLIOTT IS DA BOMB!!!!!!!!!Sign - Ditto [#ditto]My 2 cents [2c]Blush [:I]Blush [:I]
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Posted by vsmith on Monday, July 24, 2006 9:45 AM
oF aLL tHe ThInGs I'vE LoSt...
 
I mIsS mY MiNd ThE MoSt!!!!!
 

   Have fun with your trains

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Posted by Train 284 on Monday, July 24, 2006 9:28 AM
I was going to e-mail him but I can't find his e-mail anywhere!

HELP BERGIE!!!!!!
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Posted by samfp1943 on Monday, July 24, 2006 9:20 AM

 CNW 6000 wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a Schizophrenic...and so am I!Big Smile [:D]

GOOD GRIEF! Sign - Welcome [#welcome]  This has turned into a thread for psychoses run amok [ or amuck!]. If you are psycholtic here is your thread!Alien [alien]Alien [alien]

                             HERE' S YOUR SIGN!Sign - Dots [#dots]Laugh [(-D]

 

 


 

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Posted by sgtbean1 on Monday, July 24, 2006 9:15 AM
Ok, I'll ADMIT:

I used the cast-iron shovel to end the living garden gnome riot that was raveging my unicorn farm!!!Cowboy [C):-)]

But only because Fidel threatend to stop the steady supply of real Cuban Cigars for my father....
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Posted by CNW 6000 on Monday, July 24, 2006 8:41 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a Schizophrenic...and so am I!Big Smile [:D]

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Posted by zardoz on Monday, July 24, 2006 8:29 AM

It's astounding,

Time is fleeting,

Madness...takes control.

 

With a bit of a mind-flip,

You're into the time-slip,

And nothing...can ever be the same again.

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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, July 23, 2006 10:19 PM
Im not crazy and niether am I!
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Posted by ericsp on Sunday, July 23, 2006 9:18 PM

How about this locomotive (not the railroad)?

"No soup for you!" - Yev Kassem (from Seinfeld)

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Posted by Lord Atmo on Sunday, July 23, 2006 9:14 PM
this is getting out of hand

SAVE US, BERGIE!!!

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Posted by Railfan1 on Sunday, July 23, 2006 9:02 PM
Good evening, may I take your hat?
"It's a great day to be alive" "Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, It might have been......"
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Posted by ericsp on Sunday, July 23, 2006 8:38 PM

 SchemerBob wrote:
Okay, what are we supposed to do? Any guidelines? Or are we just supposed to yell at people and act stupid?

Just be sure not to make any sense.

"No soup for you!" - Yev Kassem (from Seinfeld)

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Posted by ericsp on Sunday, July 23, 2006 8:38 PM

 MP36er wrote:
Why curly fries? Why curly fries?!
Ever used a curly straw? Ever gone upside down, going 80 miles per hour on a roller coaster? Ever flown around a turn on a water slide and felt like you were about to fly out? Fun, right? That's why curly fries.

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Posted by MP36er on Sunday, July 23, 2006 7:05 PM
Why curly fries? Why curly fries?!
Ever used a curly straw? Ever gone upside down, going 80 miles per hour on a roller coaster? Ever flown around a turn on a water slide and felt like you were about to fly out? Fun, right? That's why curly fries.

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Posted by Train 284 on Sunday, July 23, 2006 6:53 PM
Man these threads are so f***ing stupid! I hate all these people that are posting these threads! STOP!!!
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Posted by Kozzie on Sunday, July 23, 2006 5:05 PM

To quote a one-liner I saw on a coffee cup one day....

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you..."

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Posted by Railfan1 on Sunday, July 23, 2006 4:57 PM

What did you say?....Milk and cookies, count me in!

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Posted by Railfan1 on Sunday, July 23, 2006 4:52 PM

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE SKY IS FALLING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"It's a great day to be alive" "Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, It might have been......"

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