The Insanity Thread for Everybody!

WP 3020

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July 2006
From: 800 Mi. from Espee Siskiyou line MP. 630.6 Orygun
298 posts

Posted by WP 3020 on Thursday, August 10, 2006 2:49 AM

I think I'm going to be sick. I knew this was some kind of trick! We're being watched! Because we had something to say. Look out! they're comming to take us away.

Railroads are "a device of Satan to lead immortal souls to hell." - an Ohio school board, 1831 - quoted in CTC Board 8/05 "If you ever wonder how you have freedom... Think, a veteran!!!" - My thought 1/08 Hey man, I don't have to try to remember the 60's... I lived too close to Eugene, Oregon.

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Lord Atmo

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May 2005
From: Eau Claire, WI
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Posted by Lord Atmo on Sunday, July 30, 2006 1:14 PM

i'm clinically insane! as of me in this topic, you must all refer to me as Ralph, the talking ES44DC!

life was slow on the BNSF today. they gave me MORE intermodal and i couldnt whine because my mouth is so puny! so i just went with it. i cant make this too long, because typing with wheels is HARD! my friend Tim, an AC4400CW, broke his keyboard and then tried to eat it. but couldnt cuz he has a tiny mouth too!

i enjoy long rolls on the beach until i get sand caught in my trucks and then fall on my side and get flooded, pulling heavy loads of stuff i have no idea of the contents of, and pranking my crews by stuffing fireworks into my fans so they think i'm on fire!

YAY INSANITY THREAD!

Your friendly neighborhood CNW fan.

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Railfan1

Member since
July 2006
From: The Beautiful North Georgia Mountians
2,362 posts

Posted by Railfan1 on Sunday, July 30, 2006 8:42 AM

WP 3020 wrote:
Railfan1 wrote:
WP 3020 wrote:

I meant to add "UP RULES!"

Them thars fightin' words!

(just kidding)

I said that because this is the INSANITY THREAD and they said it was ok to post things that arn't logical.
OOPS! I think that was a logical explination. Sorry!

Ok, now it makes sense. (You got me on that one.)

"It's a great day to be alive" "Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, It might have been......"

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Anonymous

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April 2003
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Posted by Anonymous on Sunday, July 30, 2006 7:07 AM

Don't ever believe everything a stupid Railfan says when out Railfanning. 90% of the time their just full of crap.

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WP 3020

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July 2006
From: 800 Mi. from Espee Siskiyou line MP. 630.6 Orygun
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Posted by WP 3020 on Sunday, July 30, 2006 6:47 AM

Railfan1 wrote:
WP 3020 wrote:

I meant to add "UP RULES!"

Them thars fightin' words!

(just kidding)

I said that because this is the INSANITY THREAD and they said it was ok to post things that arn't logical.
OOPS! I think that was a logical explination. Sorry!

Railroads are "a device of Satan to lead immortal souls to hell." - an Ohio school board, 1831 - quoted in CTC Board 8/05 "If you ever wonder how you have freedom... Think, a veteran!!!" - My thought 1/08 Hey man, I don't have to try to remember the 60's... I lived too close to Eugene, Oregon.

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ericsp

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May 2015
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Posted by ericsp on Saturday, July 29, 2006 10:59 PM

I see that this topic has received significantly more replies than any of the freight car topics I have started.

"No soup for you!" - Yev Kassem (from Seinfeld)

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Anonymous

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April 2003
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Posted by Anonymous on Saturday, July 29, 2006 10:33 PM

espeefoamer wrote:
They told me it was normal to like pancakes.So why is my entire living room full of them?

They told me it was ok to like model trains. So why is my entire basement full of them?

Laugh [(-D]

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Anonymous

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April 2003
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Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, July 27, 2006 10:03 PM

ROFLMAO- That's funny I dont care who you are.

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UPTRAIN

Member since
June 2002
From: Independence, MO
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Posted by UPTRAIN on Thursday, July 27, 2006 2:00 AM

The other day I was walking in a parade dragging a log chain. A police officer asked me why I was dragging a chain in a parade. I asked him, "Have you ever tried to push one?" He WALKED AWAY.

Pump

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NightrainAFD1987

Member since
July 2006
From: Gator Country, Florida
266 posts

Posted by NightrainAFD1987 on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 11:01 PM

*achoo!!*

Duff Long live the AT&SF

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Anonymous

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April 2003
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 10:20 PM

espeefoamer wrote:
They told me it was normal to like pancakes.So why is my entire living room full of them?

That is FUNNY.

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solzrules

Member since
January 2006
From: SE Wisconsin
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Posted by solzrules on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 8:09 PM

kevinstheRRman wrote:
solzrules wrote:

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

Where is this from? they play it on the radio sometimes...

I don't know where I got it from. When I was in high school a girl and I made a point of skipping down the hallway yelling it as loud as we could. It had the desired effect of scaring people into thinking we were nuts. I still don't know if this was good or bad. (Me thinks good!)

You think this is bad? Just wait until inflation kicks in.....

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espeefoamer

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November 2003
From: West Coast
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Posted by espeefoamer on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 5:21 PM

They told me it was normal to like pancakes.So why is my entire living room full of them? Confused [%-)]

Ride Amtrak. Cats Rule, Dogs Drool.

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Anonymous

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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 4:47 PM

ROFLMAO

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Railfan1

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July 2006
From: The Beautiful North Georgia Mountians
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Posted by Railfan1 on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 5:42 AM

"It's a great day to be alive" "Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, It might have been......"

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Anonymous

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April 2003
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 10:36 PM

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you..."

I can see in you window..

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

No!!!! Not the Funny Farm....

Here's my saying- Laughing keeps you from going insane

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vsmith

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December 2001
From: Smoggy L.A.
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Posted by vsmith on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:17 PM

Insanity, from an expert!

Syd Barret, Founder, Pink Floyd 1946-2006

Jugband Blues
(Barrett) 2:59

It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here.
And I never knew the moon could be so big
And I never knew the moon could be so blue
And I'm grateful that you threw away my old shoes
And brought me here instead dressed in red
And I'm wondering who could be writing this song.

I don't care if the sun don't shine
And I don't care if nothing is mine
And I don't care if I'm nervous with you
I'll do my loving in the winter.

And the sea isn't green
And I love the Queen
And what exactly is a dream
And what exactly is a joke.

Have fun with your trains

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zardoz

Member since
January 2003
From: Kenosha, WI
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Posted by zardoz on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 7:38 AM

And now for something completely different:

A man with three buttocks!

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SchemerBob

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July 2005
From: Northeast Missouri
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Posted by SchemerBob on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 7:05 AM

I have a sad story to tell you...it may hurt your feelings a bit. Last night when I walked into my bathroom, I stepped in a big pile of SHHHHHHHHHHAAVING CREAM! Be nice and clean...shave every day and you'll always look keen.

Da da da DUH da da DUH da da DUH da da DUH da da....

Long live the BNSF .... AND its paint scheme. SchemerBob

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eolafan

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December 2001
From: Aurora, IL
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Posted by eolafan on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 6:14 AM

I have a strange feeling something is missing that will make this insanity thread absolutely complete.....what might that be? WAIT A MINUTE, I know, what's missing is CONRAILMAN!

Eolafan (a.k.a. Jim)

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Hugh Jampton

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September 2003
From: Southern Region now, UK
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Posted by Hugh Jampton on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:30 AM

ericsp wrote:
kevinstheRRman wrote:
solzrules wrote:

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

Where is this from? they play it on the radio sometimes...

It is a song from the 1950s or 1960s. I do not remember who sang it.

The song is called, funnily enough, They're coming to take me away Ha - Haaa!. It's from 1966 by a band called Napolean XIV. It was their only hit.

Generally a lurker by nature

Be Alert
The world needs more lerts.

It's the 3rd rail that makes the difference.

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ericsp

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Posted by ericsp on Monday, July 24, 2006 11:51 PM

kevinstheRRman wrote:
solzrules wrote:

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

Where is this from? they play it on the radio sometimes...

It is a song from the 1950s or 1960s. I do not remember who sang it.

"No soup for you!" - Yev Kassem (from Seinfeld)

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Railfan1

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July 2006
From: The Beautiful North Georgia Mountians
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Posted by Railfan1 on Monday, July 24, 2006 11:38 PM

WP 3020 wrote:

I meant to add "UP RULES!"

Them thars fightin' words!

(just kidding)

"It's a great day to be alive" "Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, It might have been......"

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Railfan1

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July 2006
From: The Beautiful North Georgia Mountians
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Posted by Railfan1 on Monday, July 24, 2006 11:32 PM

Don't let the crazy dentist steal your teeth and sell them to the tooth fairy.

"It's a great day to be alive" "Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, It might have been......"

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trainboyH16-44

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From: Mile 7.5 Laggan Sub., Great White North
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Posted by trainboyH16-44 on Monday, July 24, 2006 10:48 PM

Please don't arrange to have me sent to no asylum...I'm just as sane as anyone.....it's just the games I play for fun.....for fun....

And yet...

They're coming to take me away ha-haa, they're coming to take me away!
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time!

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Anonymous

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Posted by Anonymous on Monday, July 24, 2006 10:41 PM

solzrules wrote:
They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

They're coming to take me a-way a-ha!

Where is this from? they play it on the radio sometimes...

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Glen Ellyn

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From: Chicago Subarbs
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Posted by Glen Ellyn on Monday, July 24, 2006 10:15 PM

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See, I can do it too. Angry [:(!] Black Eye [B)] Dead [xx(] Shock [:O] Blush [:I] Sad [:(] Smile [:)]

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PBenham

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July 2005
From: In the New York Soviet Socialist Republic!
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Posted by PBenham on Monday, July 24, 2006 10:11 PM

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK sleep all night an' I work all day/ He's a lumberjack an' he's OK sleeps all night and he works all day/ I cut down trees-I eat me lunch I goes to the lavatree/ On Wednesdays I go shopping an' have buttered scones for tea./He cuts down trees-He goes to the lavatree/On Wednesdays he goes shopping an' has buttered scones for tea. Shock [:O]