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[Murphy Siding]

zardoz

Murphy Siding

So,  how do I get my wife to stop snoring?  And don't suggest that rolled-up sock routine.  That's just some sort of old wive's tale.

Which would be appropriate if what you have is an old wife.....

  What if we're the same age?  Would that make us an olde wife, and an olde husband?  'Figures.  Our boys accuse us of being olde farts.

[Deggesty]

blhanel

Johnny, you'll have to resort to the method my wife and I have adopted- since the kids have moved out, one of the other bedrooms is now a "guest room", where I regularly spend the night and hence we both get a good night's sleep.  You'd be surprised at how many older couples do this...

Thanks, Brian. It sounds good, but the only choice is either the sofa in the living room, or sofa cushions on the floor in the bathroom. Ricki was kind to me one or two nights while we were traveling this past month. In the morning, she told me that I was quite noisy, but she still did not wake me. She does insist that I can snore when I am sleeping on my side.

Johnny