QUOTE: Originally posted by tree68 Ya know - Mr. Z's new friend might not scream, but I'll bet she "whoops" a lot... I can sympathize with his plight. Despite a long-time affection for a relative of his "certain person," I've lately found myself drawn to an old smoker who burbles. It's not an easy situation to deal with, although I am trying (very, according to some friends). Mz Mook - your advice was very good and I shall attempt to apply it to my situation as well.
She who has no signature! cinscocom-tmw
QUOTE: Originally posted by tree68 Dear Ms Mook, All of my co-workers have pictures of their loved ones on their desks. I have a picture of an ALCo C424. Every now and then people look at the picture, then look at me kind of funny. Do you think they're jealous? Dedicated Railfan and recent Alcophile
Larry Resident Microferroequinologist (at least at my house) Everyone goes home; Safety begins with you My Opinion. Standard Disclaimers Apply. No Expiration Date Come ride the rails with me! There's one thing about humility - the moment you think you've got it, you've lost it...
QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz Dear Mrs. Mookie, I have always been very attracted to a certain person. For years she has been a faithful companion, always doing what she said she would, rarely let me down, and always carried herself with a rather dignified appearance. But lately she has not been herself; she seems to be rather withdrawn, seems like she is giving up on trying to better herself, and has completely let herself become so unattractive that I do not even want to be seen admiring her in public. She originally was from the Chicago area, but just before she got so strange she moved to Canada somewhere. I feel as though I am being unfaithful, but I do not know what to do any more. It seems as though I do not see her nearly as much as I used to. And worst of all, I find I am becoming 'familiar' with another girl. She is from the Erie, PA area. She seems to be more sure of herself. She does not seem afraid of any competition. And she has a huge family. She sounds kinda strange--sort of gurgly when she talks; and she is not quite as dependable as my other girl, and I do not think she will function that well as the years add up. The other girl had a real high-pitched scream, especially when she really got going. I like them both, and yet I feel like I am being unfaithful. Help me Ms. Mook. What am I to do?
QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman "Where are the cops when you want them around?" Check at your local donut shop.
QUOTE: Originally posted by cherokee woman "Where are the cops when you want them around?"
QUOTE: Originally posted by edblysard Miss Mookie... Some time during the night, my husband suffered a severe head injury, accompanied by what appears to be a major mauling by a band of house cats... Now all he does is sit in the middle of the floor laughing un-controllably... My question is, can I have him committed? Aimee B from Houston.
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie Will answer this as a group case - don't want to run up whatever my posting number is - might win a new bath mat or something! In order, mostly - attend no reunions. All you do is eat, lie and slobber on each other! Trains don't stop at crossings. They either block them or the cars stop/hesitate. Become a conductor/engineer - railroad police would never think to look for you there. Never live in a duplex - neighbors become family! Be a good neighbor - sell their house for them! You could try suing Amtrak, but my advice would be to stay out of Houston - bad dudes live there. Move to Wyoming - no rif-raf there. Not even any rif.... Oh Goody - early turkey at Applebees! So noted. Only thing saving your tailfeathers is the black and white boys and one nice hen! I could sell tickets to observe the sparring! Y'all come! Hire a maid or buy a doggie apron. See Dr Phil for other symptoms! Uh - SD70 please. Told you to vote wisely!! Common sense is like hair - either you have it or you don't. See someone here has really common sense - (make that a big chocolate cake!) Sue your parents - end product not good! Put your kids up for adoption to a good home! Make Boo Boo the designated driver. You've never been to Omaha/Lincoln have you? Trains don't smell. They don't even sniff. Maybe you should change cologne and get a new singles web-site. Mr. B from Houston is survived by a wife and a whole flock of young ladies, who each now have more bathroom time. Hopefully that covers all that nonsen....your wonderful, thoughtful questions! Mrs. Mookie [:D][:D][:D] Dear Mrs. Mookie, Good Answer[s][:D][:D][:D]
Carl
Railroader Emeritus (practiced railroading for 46 years--and in 2010 I finally got it right!)
CAACSCOCOM--I don't want to behave improperly, so I just won't behave at all. (SM)
QUOTE: Originally posted by Railroading_Brit QUOTE: Originally posted by CSXrules4eva RailroadingBrit, you should see the drivers over here in PA they like to make right turns from the left hand turning lane only. They also love to run red lights. Dirvers in Louisville, KY like to drive up on people's lawns and go the opposite direction on a one way street. Yep, we get both of those - mind you, with some of the narrower streets you have to drive on the pavement to keep things moving. We also get the odd loose sheep in the roadway to make things even more entertaining - they can write off a normal car and have no sense of self-preservation!
QUOTE: Originally posted by CSXrules4eva RailroadingBrit, you should see the drivers over here in PA they like to make right turns from the left hand turning lane only. They also love to run red lights. Dirvers in Louisville, KY like to drive up on people's lawns and go the opposite direction on a one way street.
QUOTE: Originally posted by Mookie Matt - drive on the right side like we do - bet they will get out of your way!
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QUOTE: Originally posted by Lotus098 QUOTE: Originally posted by rgroeling QUOTE: Originally posted by CSXrules4eva Mookie, Since the subject of common sence has been brought up I wonder if you could knock some common sence into the minds of some of my classmates. Also, please knock some common sence into the minds of New Jersey drivers. lol Thanks Mook! And Chicago drivers while your at it!!!![:D][(-D] And the stupid ones that move here from Californa.
QUOTE: Originally posted by rgroeling QUOTE: Originally posted by CSXrules4eva Mookie, Since the subject of common sence has been brought up I wonder if you could knock some common sence into the minds of some of my classmates. Also, please knock some common sence into the minds of New Jersey drivers. lol Thanks Mook! And Chicago drivers while your at it!!!![:D][(-D]
QUOTE: Originally posted by CSXrules4eva Mookie, Since the subject of common sence has been brought up I wonder if you could knock some common sence into the minds of some of my classmates. Also, please knock some common sence into the minds of New Jersey drivers. lol Thanks Mook!
Being Crazy,keeps you from going "INSANE" !! "The light at the end of the tunnel,has been turned off due to budget cuts" NOT AFRAID A Vet., and PROUD OF IT!!
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