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QUOTE: Originally posted by gabe You guys would give the Energizer Bunny a good run for its money.
Being Crazy,keeps you from going "INSANE" !! "The light at the end of the tunnel,has been turned off due to budget cuts" NOT AFRAID A Vet., and PROUD OF IT!!
QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith A few minutes before the services started in the local church, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. “And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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QUOTE: Originally posted by zardoz A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: "The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!" As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
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QUOTE: Originally posted by Junctionfan Why don't they put cushions on the pews? Must attending church be a pain in the butt?[:D][:-^]
QUOTE: Originally posted by n2mopac That said, this topic has gotten far beyond the scope of thei forum. Honestly, I can't believe Bergie hasn't shut it down already. As this seems to be digressing into an argument, this will be my last post on this thread. Have the last word here if you wish. I have made my views as clear as humanly possible. Blessings, Ron
QUOTE: Originally posted by TheAntiGates QUOTE: Originally posted by n2mopac Second, I'm not Catholic, but I don't think that bit of "humor" would be appreciated by most, Catholic or otherwise. Ron Well, before you try to "guilt peddel" me any further, ...I was born a catholic, so I'll speak of them as I derned well please, remember..."freedom to express ones opinion" swings both ways. Fact of the matter is, there is contextual application there....As you say, the bible makes no mention of the subject, therefore gods opinion on that subject must be null. Where in the bible does it say priests may not covet their choirboys? I've never seen a specific mention, therefore god must not care one way or the other? Back to the original topic, the teachings of the bible are invariably passed off as the "ultimate word" of the omnipotent creator... Since he was telling us of his creative process, why would he selectively leave out such significant "chunks" of his handiwork? (the great reptiles and CORRECT planetary mechanics?) The reason why is because the bible is not the word of god at all, rather it is the best guess of primitive minds as to what creation MIGHT have been like, limited by their terresterial bounds. You can see the earthbound limitation of the perspective of "god" because the vagueness comes in right as the story delves off the face of the planet. If God was telling the story, why is it dependant upon an earthbound perspective? Since the officially recorded version bothers to mention the stars as part of the heavens, but makes no mention of the other planets we share our own solar system,.. what you actually have is an OMISSION! Any omnipotent who had actually created it all, would have not had to do so much guess work... wrong to boot. Why should it even matter to me? Well, all the others seem to be enjoying the spamfest, it would be a shame to give them closure.
QUOTE: Originally posted by n2mopac Second, I'm not Catholic, but I don't think that bit of "humor" would be appreciated by most, Catholic or otherwise. Ron
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