Firelock76I learned quite a few other things "holding the flashlight." Glad I watched, and watched hard!
A form of that still exists. Youtube, mostly.
It's been fun. But it isn't much fun anymore. Signing off for now.
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WizlishI am not sure there is a Yankee-ingenuity term that matches git-r-dun but there is certainly a commonalty of "teleological result"
Yeah, but they carry with them some racial/ethnic adjectives that aren't appropriate to say here, or in a lot of places. (although 99.999% of the time when someone uses them - they are not using it as a derrogatory term in any means. Just old-time phrases that hung around...)
Wizlish zugmann erikem Discussion reminds me of a Trains article written by an NYC mechanical guy. There was a problem with a diesel engine governor, he took off a part to see how many pennies were stack inside, seeing only two, he added another, commenting that any fool knows that three pennies were needed. He borrow it from the independent handle? No, it was the one from the ground relay. He could use the chewing gum and a piece of flag stick to keep the relay closed.
zugmann erikem Discussion reminds me of a Trains article written by an NYC mechanical guy. There was a problem with a diesel engine governor, he took off a part to see how many pennies were stack inside, seeing only two, he added another, commenting that any fool knows that three pennies were needed. He borrow it from the independent handle?
erikem Discussion reminds me of a Trains article written by an NYC mechanical guy. There was a problem with a diesel engine governor, he took off a part to see how many pennies were stack inside, seeing only two, he added another, commenting that any fool knows that three pennies were needed.
Wasn't it a Baldwin locomotive they were dealing with? IIRC, the same article said a Baldwin took about 4 times the maintenance of a GM.
Firelock76 Zugmann's comment about a "generational" thing reminded me of a column I read several years ago where the columnist was pointing out the loss of various skills such as basic carpentry, electrical, and mechanical in the current generation saying "We're at least into two generations that never held a flashlight for their father." Very profound, I thought. "Here son, hold the flashlight while I take care of this." I realize the columnist was painting with a pretty broad brush but I knew exactly what he meant. Then there's the time I was building some flower beds for Lady Firestorm. My next door neighbor who's a contractor was admiring my work and asked "Are you a carpenter?" "Well, no" I answered. "How'd you learn how do do that?" he asked. "Oh, easy" I said, "Watching my father do it!" "Was HE a carpenter?" "No, I guess he learned watching HIS father do it!" I learned quite a few other things "holding the flashlight." Glad I watched, and watched hard!
Zugmann's comment about a "generational" thing reminded me of a column I read several years ago where the columnist was pointing out the loss of various skills such as basic carpentry, electrical, and mechanical in the current generation saying "We're at least into two generations that never held a flashlight for their father."
Very profound, I thought. "Here son, hold the flashlight while I take care of this."
I realize the columnist was painting with a pretty broad brush but I knew exactly what he meant.
Then there's the time I was building some flower beds for Lady Firestorm. My next door neighbor who's a contractor was admiring my work and asked "Are you a carpenter?" "Well, no" I answered. "How'd you learn how do do that?" he asked. "Oh, easy" I said, "Watching my father do it!" "Was HE a carpenter?" "No, I guess he learned watching HIS father do it!"
I learned quite a few other things "holding the flashlight." Glad I watched, and watched hard!
Johnny
Paul_D_North_JrWizlish - the only other place this easterner has ever seen or heard the word "kludge" used was in Tom Clancy's mid-1980's novel The Hunt for Red October, when sonarman Ron Jones was taking apart a Soviet sub's sonar set and started using Valley-speak while muttering to himself: ". . . kludge, mega-kludge to the max". In that context, it was entirely derogatory, more like a synonym for "crap".
My father was introduced to what he called the tradition of the 'kluge' (as he spells it) when he was at college. When properly applied, it has a technical meaning kind of like 'metanoia' in hermeneutics.
The idea is to fix something EFFECTIVELY via an ugly, even wince-worthy method. (If you fix something in a way that doesn't work, it's 'butchery', or an 'abortion', or a term that has become too racist to use any more even in its euphemistic form, etc.) One 'canonical example' (to use his expression) involved fixing the main filtered air supply on a Collins FM transmitter by hooking it up to a used oil burner someone had disposed of. Another was to fix an 'opto-isolator module' by soldering in a flashlight bulb. (The difference between his kluge and the sense of 'kludge' Californians might use, he thought, was that the people who made the $62 module had built it originally by soldering in a flashlight bulb -- with threads.)
The expression 'klugemeister' is a hard one to come by when you do it right; it very definitely has that MacGyver sense to it ... and no Heath Robinson at all (unless you don't have the right stuff for elegance and have to approximate with wire, string, gum, and gaffer's tape (waterproof version of duct tape)
I am not sure there is a Yankee-ingenuity term that matches git-r-dun but there is certainly a commonalty of "teleological result"
erikemDiscussion reminds me of a Trains article written by an NYC mechanical guy. There was a problem with a diesel engine governor, he took off a part to see how many pennies were stack inside, seeing only two, he added another, commenting that any fool knows that three pennies were needed.
He borrow it from the independent handle?
Paul_D_North_Jr Wizlish - the only other place this easterner has ever seen or heard the word "kludge" used was in Tom Clancy's mid-1980's novel The Hunt for Red October, when sonarman Ron Jones was taking apart a Soviet sub's sonar set and started using Valley-speak while muttering to himself: ". . . kludge, mega-kludge to the max". In that context, it was entirely derogatory, more like a synonym for "crap".
Wizlish - the only other place this easterner has ever seen or heard the word "kludge" used was in Tom Clancy's mid-1980's novel The Hunt for Red October, when sonarman Ron Jones was taking apart a Soviet sub's sonar set and started using Valley-speak while muttering to himself: ". . . kludge, mega-kludge to the max". In that context, it was entirely derogatory, more like a synonym for "crap".
Paul,
It may be a CE vs an EE thing - kludge has been a fairly common term used in the EE world for several decades, with indications that it dates back to WW2. Generally implies work done with limited available resources and time. Kludge jobs are not always crap as the time and resource limits can occasionally lead to inspired engineering.
Discussion reminds me of a Trains article written by an NYC mechanical guy. There was a problem with a diesel engine governor, he took off a part to see how many pennies were stack inside, seeing only two, he added another, commenting that any fool knows that three pennies were needed.
- Erik
BaltACDPersonal observation - today's T&E employees appear to be being hired from the pool of mechanically declined individuals. They may know the book discription of how something works but they can't apply to book to the steel of reality.
It's a generational thing. Most everything is electronic and non-user servicable now. There are barely any shop classes left in schools. Unless you grow up on a farm or with maechanical-able parents, how do you learn?
And even for those that have the mechanical skills (why they would hire into class 1 T&E is beyond me; Better career options exist elsewhere in the RR world), it's not like you can use them. There is barely anything you are allowed to do with engines anymore. They don't even want you adding water to an engine most places. Why not? Well, this one time someone got burned when it overflowed, lawsuits, lawyers, etc etc...
PRR has a big institutional ego problem for motive power "not invented here". Read Mike Bezilla's book on the history of PRR's electrification to see how bad it was. 50-some electrics rusting in the weeds out by Altoona, never even had the inside gear installed. Had to swallow their pride and borrow a New Haven articulated electric (EP-__) to get it right.
- Paul North.
Firelock76I still maintain the ONLY reason the Pennsylvania Railroad didn't adopt a Class J as a replacement for the K4 was because they couldn't, wouldn't admit those "hillbillies" down in Roanoke were better at steam locomotive design than they were.
Now, now ... they DID mention specifically why they weren't adopting the design, in some detail (their report is in the Hagley collection and also iirc in the T1 Trust material). Note that the PRR 'answer' to PASSENGER locomotive design was finalized long before the testing, and in fact the early and unsuccessful Baldwin design is contemporaneous with the J, long before it was clear that Glaze's balancing philosophy had produced something special. And the likely 'follow-ons' to any steam locomotive of that size were going to be either the general V1 mechanical turbine or the Westinghouse 4-8-4 version of the rodded turbine, not something with inherent compromise in rotating balance (however slight) and Too Low A FA For Demonstrably Ham-Handed Hoggers.
Not to say that an appropriately-scaled 4-8-4 with 80" drivers and Glaze's balance refinements wasn't a splendid alternative -- in fact, an appropriately-scaled 4-8-4 with 76" (to fit the appropriate double Belpaire within clearances) or even 72" (as proven to work for 'necessary' speed on NYC, and on PRR's own 4-8-2s, with much more primitive balancing, no lightweight refinements, and relatively low boiler pressure) might have been interesting. The early history of the Niagara would indicate, though, that an increase from 'smaller' driver size might be warranted -- there are test arguments going either way about why the switch from 75" to the maximum allowed size was made, and PRR certainly had heavier grades in the East to accommodate until electrification could reach Pittsburgh...
Might have been an interesting world if the NYC embraced the C1a and PRR built the best high-speed 4-8-4 in the world, might it not?
Of course, there is a reason all these alternatives were not considered, and a greater 'point' we might raise is what kind of 'engineering' the evolving EMD demonstrated... Dilworth in particular.
SALfan Hey, don't underestimate Southern engineering. During the War Between the States, the South devised the world's first ironclad warship (CSS Virginia, formerly the sunken USS Merrimack which had been raised), then manufactured several more ironclads; designed and built the world's first successful submarine, the CSS Hunley; and stood up a functional gunpowder production complex, all with an industrial base and a cadre of trained engineers a fraction the size of those in the North.
Hey, don't underestimate Southern engineering. During the War Between the States, the South devised the world's first ironclad warship (CSS Virginia, formerly the sunken USS Merrimack which had been raised), then manufactured several more ironclads; designed and built the world's first successful submarine, the CSS Hunley; and stood up a functional gunpowder production complex, all with an industrial base and a cadre of trained engineers a fraction the size of those in the North.
Swingin' it back to railroadin', after that unschedualed stop for coffee and sinkers, let's not forget those masterpieces of Southern engineering, the Norfolk and Western Classes A, Y, and J!
I still maintain the ONLY reason the Pennsylvania Railroad didn't adopt a Class J as a replacement for the K4 was because they couldn't, wouldn't admit those "hillbillies" down in Roanoke were better at steam locomotive design than they were.
Hey, they borrowed one, it worked fine, they didn't go with it, what other conclusion can I draw?
Paul_D_North_Jr How did we get from "old-time Southern engineering" to modern Northern doughnuts ? Oh, OK - the Southern engineering was applied to a northern train, I get it now. Quite a few years back, one of the magazines I picked-up from time to time had several columns about how steam locomotive engineers would improvise to field-repair all kinds of broken pipes, valves, appliances, etc. to get moving and over the road to a shop where proper repairs could be made. Not backwoods logging roads, either - most were mainline operations. It might have been in Live Steam (mostly for the 1" scale ride-on types), the NMRA Bulletin, or Freeman Hubbard's Railroad magazine. Most of them seemed to be 'one-of' fixes - and I understood only maybe 20% of the descriptions - but they were ingenious, almost McGiver- (or "The Martian")-like. - Paul North.
How did we get from "old-time Southern engineering" to modern Northern doughnuts ? Oh, OK - the Southern engineering was applied to a northern train, I get it now.
Quite a few years back, one of the magazines I picked-up from time to time had several columns about how steam locomotive engineers would improvise to field-repair all kinds of broken pipes, valves, appliances, etc. to get moving and over the road to a shop where proper repairs could be made. Not backwoods logging roads, either - most were mainline operations. It might have been in Live Steam (mostly for the 1" scale ride-on types), the NMRA Bulletin, or Freeman Hubbard's Railroad magazine. Most of them seemed to be 'one-of' fixes - and I understood only maybe 20% of the descriptions - but they were ingenious, almost McGiver- (or "The Martian")-like.
In years gone by, many T&E employees were farm boys looking for something other than farming for their livelyhood; but having grown up on the farm and watching their forebarers work with and 'fix' mechanical equipment they developed a real good handle on what makes things work and work around for when they don't. Applying their farm learned mechanics to railroading was no big deal.
Personal observation - today's T&E employees appear to be being hired from the pool of mechanically declined individuals. They may know the book discription of how something works but they can't apply to book to the steel of reality.
Never too old to have a happy childhood!
Quite a few years back, one of the magazines I picked-up from time to time had several columns about how steam locomotive engineers would improvise to field-repair all kinds of broken pipes, valves, appliances, etc. to get moving and over the road to a shop where proper repairs could be made. Not backwoods logging roads, either - most were mainline operations. It might have been in Live Steam (mostly for the 1" scale ride-on types), the NMRA Bulletin, or Freeman Hubbard's Railroad magazine. Most of them seemed to be 'one-of' fixes - and I understood only maybe 20% of the descriptions - but they were ingenious, almost McGiver- (or "The Martian") -like.
Firelock76Krispy Kreme? Nah, tried them, don't care for them. A little too greasy and I don't care for the glaze they use, I like good-old fashioned SINKERS! Want to impress me, make a good plain doughnut that can stand on it's own without frills.
Never been really impressed by the standard Krispy Kreme, but I'll eat 'em. Daughter used to go to the local establishment in Lynchburg, VA and watch 'em make the donuts - apparently they're quite the delicacy fresh...
Used to see a lot of them for fundraising.
Krispy Kreme apparently does make "regular donuts," but that's not what they're famous for.
We have a local cider mill that makes donuts, too. I was there one morning first thing (buying a treat for my railroad crew that day) and watched them make my order. Sinkers is a good description, too...
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So so everyone knows, the one and only time I was in a Tim Horton's was when Lady Firestorm and I were in Saint John's Newfoundland in 1992. Lady F didn't care for the doughnuts but LOVED the teabiscuits! Can't get enough of them! Personally I liked the doughnuts and the coffee too. Must be something in the water on "The Rock", or the Avalon Pennisula at any rate.
Using the local vernacular Lady F says, "I loves me some teabiscuits!"
Krispy Kreme? Nah, tried them, don't care for them. A little too greasy and I don't care for the glaze they use, I like good-old fashioned SINKERS! Want to impress me, make a good plain doughnut that can stand on it's own without frills.
That Medium Large cartoon is brilliant! I can't stand Tim's coffee. It's commercials put up a B.S. value system of rewarding conformity. "That new guy in the office likes Tims, he's one of us." is the basic theme of one TV commercial a while back. It's used by politicians to appeal to the "average Timmie's customer." Starbucks customers are objects of suspicion, not that I drink that swill either. Starbucks customers are portrayed by politicians and right-wing newspapers (Toronto Sun) as bike riding environmental vegans and not "our crowd." Not the real Canadians with thier hockey sticks, lumber jackets, canoes, snow shoes, Molsons and Labatts and moose antlers hanging on the wall which all adds up to a bunch of malarkey.
While I knew of the "Red Green Show" from an aside in this Medium Large "Canada Day" cartoon from a few years back (title panel), I actually hadn't seen any episodes till last night after re-reading this thread, and checking on-line yielded among other things manyr various "Handyman Tips"/"Handyman Corner" clips. Before viewing those clips, I tended to confuse "Red Green" and "Corner Gas". For that, I apologize to all our friends in Canuckistan.I do realized the"Red Green" duct tape is probably just hiding the bolts and welds the show's prop team uses to keep his contraptions together and (in most cases) operational - I mean a wad of duct tape is not going to be enough for ski-ends to function as forklift tines, lifting a cast iron stove...BTW, Tim Horton opened a branch in Manhattan near Penn Station, about 7 years ago. I wasn't impressed, but so far, they haven't seemed to suffer the fate of Krispy Kreme in the NY area...IMO, on the whole the alumni of SCTV did better in their later careers than their contemporaries from SNL (well, at least the 1980s SNL cast)
Firelock76 Speaking of "Great White North" I wish we'd get some Tim Horton's doughnut shops down here in the US. Ever have any? GOOD stuff!
Speaking of "Great White North" I wish we'd get some Tim Horton's doughnut shops down here in the US. Ever have any? GOOD stuff!
Goiod Grief, Wayne..(Firelock76) I would have figured that you would have at least, mentioned that ole Sothern Fav...Krispy Kreme Donuts ! Born in the South.. New Orleans recipe, and bred[bread?] in Nortrh Carolina (1937- Winston-Salem)
Thread creep... (topic, not the person!)
SD70M-2DudeWe are obsessed with Tim Horton's too, but even more so down east. Cities in Ontario seem to have one on every city block.
What you can't get "here" always tastes better... I'm partial to Vernor's Ginger Ale, but it's hard to find here. I always stock up on my trips to Michigan...
Before Tim's migrated south of the border, on our trips to Ontario, my wife would not let me back into the states without stopping for a dozen or so pecan butter tarts. They were great. Here in the states, they're just so-so. Local bakeries make better stuff.
Norm
chutton01 Wizlish I was not aware of a Canadian analogue to the duct-tape theology represented by the Red Green franchise, nor did I think that the Canadian 'analogue' of 'git-r-dun' had the same unique combination of kludge-like expediency and unlikely found materials as that particular 'school' of emergineering and aleatory materials science. Wouldn't Red Green, set in northern Ontario, Canada IIRC, be the Canadian analogue to the duct tape theology?Anyway, to keep it simple, the story involves fixing a broken (missing) air brake valve on a VIA "The Canadian" train trip by jamming a stick in the hole and duct taping it enough so the brake pressure doesn't blow the stick out the hole.And I think most Canadian people in the 1980s love SCTV... and still do today.
Wizlish I was not aware of a Canadian analogue to the duct-tape theology represented by the Red Green franchise, nor did I think that the Canadian 'analogue' of 'git-r-dun' had the same unique combination of kludge-like expediency and unlikely found materials as that particular 'school' of emergineering and aleatory materials science.
Wouldn't Red Green, set in northern Ontario, Canada IIRC, be the Canadian analogue to the duct tape theology?Anyway, to keep it simple, the story involves fixing a broken (missing) air brake valve on a VIA "The Canadian" train trip by jamming a stick in the hole and duct taping it enough so the brake pressure doesn't blow the stick out the hole.And I think most Canadian people in the 1980s love SCTV... and still do today.
Fixed it for you. Sorry.
But seriously I'm Canadian and everyone I've ever met loves Bob & Doug and Red Green. How else would we learn to bake bread in a washing machine, or get free beer using a dead mouse? They teach essential skills for survival up here in the Great White North.
We are obsessed with Tim Horton's too, but even more so down east. Cities in Ontario seem to have one on every city block.
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We have one on every third street corner here in Columbus - ours, at least, are run of the mill at best. . Perhaps the ones north of the border are better?
Yes I have and, and it's more the love of "Timmy" than has to do with any quality than can be had inside the store. (Eh?) ......You Betcha!
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Wizlish Semper Vaporo which one has something to do with "Old-Time Southern Engineering"? The one with the stick. The Norfolk Southern guy used good old-fashioned 'Southern' ingenuity to get the train rolling again. (And the kludge was good enough for 'safe' high-speed running...)
Semper Vaporo which one has something to do with "Old-Time Southern Engineering"?
The one with the stick. The Norfolk Southern guy used good old-fashioned 'Southern' ingenuity to get the train rolling again. (And the kludge was good enough for 'safe' high-speed running...)
I had an experience a bit like the one described on "The Canadian".
In 1964 I went on my first railfan tour including overnight travel in a sleeping car. The sleeping car was a copy of Colonel Mann's Boudoir Car design dating to 1897, and quite comfortable.
We travelled all night, changing steam locomotives for progressively smaller locomotives as we proceeded West into the great plains. Finally we picked up two 4-4-0s and some lighter cars to head out on the branch to Cobar, one of the most remote locations in NSW.
As we approached Cobar, an anti vacuum valve mounted on the smokebox front of 1243, the leading 4-4-0 (built 1882, looking just like NSW loco 144 illustrated in a recent post by Wizlish) fractured its mounting flange and departed into the surrounding countryside in a cloud of steam. Amazingly it was found and relocated after a fashion, but the 1887 Vulcan Foundry loco 1709 trailing did most of the work to get us to Cobar station, where 100 years of rail service was duly celebrated.
After the celebrations, a trip to a nearby silver/lead/zinc mine was scheduled.
For some reason, we were allowed to sit in an 1890 Vice Regal saloon attached at the front of the train and I found myself sitting opposite the Assistant Chief Mechanical Engineer, Cornelius Cardew, one of the few really erudite engineers with a few patents and numerous technical papers to his credit.
There was a sharp grade leaving the station, and both 4-4-0s started out briskly.
I asked "Mr Cardew, do you think the damaged valve will hold?" to which the reply was "If it were to fail, I would have expected it to fail on starting".
Of course, at that moment there was a bang and a hiss of steam and we came to a halt. Again the valve (about 9 inches in diameter) was recovered but it was not thought that fitting it again was a good idea. The loco crew headed off into the surrounding scrub and cut down a tree of about ten inches across the trunk and cut off about a fifteen inch length. After tapering one end with an axe, this was driven in to the valve mounting seat, and we got under way.
Duct tape was not known in Australia at that time so the wood itself had to suffice. It got us back to the Junction at Nyngan where two 4-6-0s were waiting.
I should comment about the furnishings of the special saloon car. Everything was original 1890, so quite faded and strange. It looked reminiscent of the scene in Dickens' "Great Expectations" (if I have my stories right) where the bride continued to sit amongst the ruins of her Wedding feast.
But I'm sure this was done many times in many places.
M636C
Laugh all you want to, but the 'quick and dirty' fix kept the train running and the railroad open.
IIRC, we used a lot of that green 'duct tape on steroids' to cover bullet holes in A-1 Super Spads during the late, great Southeast Asian war games. Helped the aerodynamics, and also covered up the bright aluminum disc where the impact knocked the paint off.
Chuck [MSgt, USAF(Ret)]
"bout as sharp as a bowling ball!"
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