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Posted by Mookie on Friday, October 29, 2004 6:31 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by shrek623

What if C-A-T really spelled DOG!!!!

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Posted by Overmod on Friday, October 29, 2004 5:42 AM
(to the tune of La Paloma)

QUOTE: Originally posted by railman

aye yi yi....


.... I am de FRITO BANDIDO!

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I like Fritos corn chips, I'll get them from YOU!

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Posted by railman on Thursday, October 28, 2004 8:27 PM
aye yi yi.
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Posted by espeefoamer on Thursday, October 28, 2004 6:22 PM
QUOTE: Originally posted by MP57313

QUOTE: Originally posted by Overmod

{Groan} is right! "Did you get it?" It's times like these that make me glad the '70s are over...

Agreed!! Actually I did "get it" and learned some other things at the training, some of which I still follow to this day. "Be Here Now" was definitely useful in the real world (i.e. pay attention to the large vehicles on the road next to you, not just the color of the traffic light). If the light is green, and there's a large tra***ruck stopped ahead of you, DON'T CRASH INTO IT! But some of the other positions and arguments they made were just nuts. And the est lingo..."you created it" "you chose it" {Cyber-Hurl}

Or the china shop lingo,"You break it, you bought it.[xx(]
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Posted by Sterling1 on Thursday, October 28, 2004 4:19 PM
An air plane with attached plumbing and 3 seats . . .
"There is nothing in life that compares with running a locomotive at 80-plus mph with the windows open, the traction motors screaming, the air horns fighting the rush of incoming air to make any sound at all, automobiles on adjacent highways trying and failing to catch up with you, and the unmistakable presence of raw power. You ride with fear in the pit of your stomach knowing you do not really have control of this beast." - D.C. Battle [Trains 10/2002 issue, p74.]
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Posted by vsmith on Thursday, October 28, 2004 2:34 PM
I prefer the philosophies offered from Marx/Lennonism.....John and Groucho that is...

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Posted by Mookie on Thursday, October 28, 2004 6:48 AM
I really gotta get out more!

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Posted by MP57313 on Thursday, October 28, 2004 1:54 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Overmod

{Groan} is right! "Did you get it?" It's times like these that make me glad the '70s are over...

Agreed!! Actually I did "get it" and learned some other things at the training, some of which I still follow to this day. "Be Here Now" was definitely useful in the real world (i.e. pay attention to the large vehicles on the road next to you, not just the color of the traffic light). If the light is green, and there's a large tra***ruck stopped ahead of you, DON'T CRASH INTO IT! But some of the other positions and arguments they made were just nuts. And the est lingo..."you created it" "you chose it" {Cyber-Hurl}
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Posted by Overmod on Thursday, October 28, 2004 1:40 AM
{Groan} is right! "Did you get it?"

PS -- talk about enlightenment: the point of the est training was "there's nothing to get." Supposedly the point of paying your $495 or whatever was to reinforce the effect of that realization. It's times like these that make me glad the '70s are over...
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Posted by miniwyo on Thursday, October 28, 2004 1:32 AM
Warning, Possibly offending



Confucious say, Baseball is all wrong, a mna with 4 balls cannot walk!!





If this is offensive and you would like it removed just say it and i will remove it.

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Posted by MP57313 on Thursday, October 28, 2004 1:21 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by Overmod
The right answer is "The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand clapping." It is what it is -- naming it or understanding it doesn't change anything... let it be. You have accepted it for whatever it is, and allowed it to be whatever it is, etc. etc. etc.

{Groan} Reminder of Werner Erhard/est from the mid 70s {Groan}
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Posted by Overmod on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 11:42 PM
George745 -- halfway

toyomantrains -- a) no, of course not, they're on the front of the locomotive where you couldn't see them no matter how much Lorentz-Fitzgerald contraction you had. b) it's highly unlikely he'll see the light from your ditch lights, as the frequency spectrum will be blue-shifted way the hell up out of the visible range. (He might see your train-radio transmissions, though, if your amplifier is good enough ;-})

Shrek -- I'd get a Cummins instead.
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Posted by shrek623 on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 11:19 PM
What if C-A-T really spelled DOG!!!!

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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 9:35 PM
OK- very enlightening! Try this one...
You're in a SD70M in 'modified' notch 47 travelling at the speed of light (CWR,of course!) and you turn on your ditch lights---Can you see them??
And will the Darwinite that just ran around the crossing gates see them also??
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Posted by athelney on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 9:30 PM
Everybody has to be somewhere !
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 6:49 PM
How far can you run into a forest?
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 6:48 PM
What....Second base!!!!
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Posted by Overmod on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 6:23 PM
I don't know... --THIRD BASE!!!!
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Posted by espeefoamer on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 6:14 PM
Who's on first?
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Posted by Overmod on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 3:47 PM
With respect to "Are you now or have you ever been"

1) Yes, but things have changed. My eyes are open now

2) Trumbo

3) See http://www.latw.org/acrobat/areyounow.pdf for manual

4) communist? no. Retrosexual? perhaps. Technolicious? definitely.
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Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 3:00 PM
You are only NOW because there is no future nor no past, there is only the present. Since time is only spatial in relation to us. Time in measured in the distance the earth travels around the sun. So therefore if everything slowed down so would our time but we would never know the difference. let me show you some thought expirements G.W. Leibniz gave to Clarke a friend and follower of Newton.

The spinning Bucket thought experiment.
Does it make a difference if a bucket is spinning if there is nothing to compare it too?

Temporal Freeze T. E.
If time was frozen for a year, could we know that time stopped or would it change anything. Wouldit imply that no time passed at all.

Nocturnal Doubling. T.E.
Is it possible that everything doubled and we wouldn't know it. (of course to answer this you must deal with the notion of infinty)

Overmod- I'm reading berkeley right now. Very interesting. I'm a studying philosopher and my goal is to be able to teach it at college level while still being able to write my own philosophy. I've started my own theory of knowledge and when It's down I'll hopefully post it on the web. If anyone would like to read it just let me know
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Posted by zardoz on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 8:33 AM
Overmod-

That was one of the best, easiest to understand, and concise explanations of a Koan that I have ever seen.

As for the rest of you philosophers........nicely done!


Now, for the other one...."Are you now, or have you ever been?
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Posted by Mookie on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 6:04 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

In the immortal words of Buckaroo Banzai..."Wherever you go, there you are"
Ok - printed this out and read it to the driver on the way home. He smiled through all of it and when I got to Buckaroo Banzai - he laughed outloud! Something about a car and if.....I didn't get any of it - made no sense as usual when we have these out of body experiences from the past! But he seemed to know exactly who you were talking about! But then he is ex-California, too!

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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 3:22 PM
MAN WHO THROWS DIRT LOOSES GROUND
-Kevinius XXVI

I like that one
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Posted by Overmod on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 11:30 AM
OK, start like this. Stand up straight... as straight as you can.

Lift your shoulders straight UP as far as you can.
Move your shoulders BACK as far as you can, comfortably
Move your shoulders DOWN from that position, keeping them back, as far as you can (again, comfortably.

Pretend you have a couple of loops sewn on your pants, and make like you're pulling your arms straight down by your little fingers tugging on the loops.

You're now in the ideal position to do exercise walking with proper posture (you swing from the waist in this position and your upper body muscles do a lot of appropriate moving). You want a good brisk walking speed -- go at least 15 to 20 minutes, and ideally more than about 45 minutes (there are valid biological reasons for the times, but I won't spew them, thank me later). Best time to do this is early in the morning, BEFORE you eat breakfast... end about 30 minutes before, if you can. Better still if you can do some walking like this (no more than 10-15 additional minutes will get the effects) before lunch, supper, or other meals, too.

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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 11:04 AM
Cool...

I'd like to be enlightened by about twenty pounds.
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Posted by Overmod on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 11:02 AM
The farce is strong in this one, young Jedi...

As wisdom fertilizes knowledge, so the odor of enlightenment spreadeth until the whole lump is known to be leavened... or something like that.

See also Bishop Berkeley on how what we know influences what is from a different perspective. (Was he an influence on Marxist Leninism? Inquiring minds could have some fun with this...)

And remember, kiddies, you can't spell "Om Mani Padme Hum" without OM. Line for enlightenment forms on the left this time.
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Posted by dharmon on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 10:37 AM
In the immortal words of Buckaroo Banzai..."Wherever you go, there you are"
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 10:27 AM
ahh these are all along the lines of the late philosopher Wittgenstein. What's the difference between here and there, nothing except the way we use it. To say 'it is neither here nor there" or "It is here" both are equally descriiptive. I could talk longer at this but I'm off to class.
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Posted by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 10:16 AM
QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by Overmod

Here's the short course on enlightenment for you:

You need to remember the basic tenets of Buddhism, one of which boils down to 'ignore aspects of reality that cause you pain to think about.' One part of 'enlightenment' is to come to the understanding that things don't change just because you can give them a name... or even comprehend what they are, or what they do. (More familiar example: the God of the Old Testament...)

I used to teach this in Sunday School -- ask any group of enthusiastic trying-hard-to-be-Christians this question. The very first thing everyone tries to do is wrong! They figure it's like school questions, where the answer is some kind of restatement or parallel -- "What's the sound of a bell?" -- Ding, clang, whooooOOOOOnnnnnnggggg, etc.

This isn't like that. It's an exercise in frustration precisely because you can't get a physical clap without two hands. That does NOT mean you can't have "the sound of one hand clapping", though -- note that I just wrote it down. What it DOES mean is that any attempt to translate "the sound of one hand clapping" to another noun is wrong.

The right answer is "The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand clapping." It is what it is -- naming it or understanding it doesn't change anything... let it be. You have accepted it for whatever it is, and allowed it to be whatever it is, etc. etc. etc.

If anybody complains that this is no proper answer... get THEM to give you a better one, and prove it. If they are intelligent, it shuts them right up, if they aren't... well, you find that out right away, too ;-}

Note that you have to change your understanding of the world, language, and semantics to arrive at this answer. THAT is the point of the question, and of a koan in general: the actual "answer" is of minimal utility. (This is also why so many Zen sayings don't make much sense... parables too...)


So in a nutshell Master Overmod, you are saying that he is not ready yet to be a Jedi Knight.


NO! Too old! Too old to begin the training!

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