A letter from the commissioner...

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

Mission ....Impossible?

Compton isnt one of those places you want to have a MapQuest failure. Glad to hear you accomplished your mission goal, acheived target, and detroyed it (or at least bought it) Question though...

Didnt you get hastled by the border guards at the Orange County Line? we always get that when ever we try to penetrate the "Orange Curtain" as its called here, especially when coming down thru LA county into the "Orange Zone"

Not this time...me and my "passengers" of questionable immigration status made it through this time. The trick is to make them all wear Chargers TShirts and hats....because no one that down in there luck should be hassled.

Never had a probelm in OC. Got grilled at the Riveside border crossing once and twice at the Yuma checkpoint. I guess the DOD sticker on my car wasn't good enough to prove that I actually was a citizen.

[Anonymous]

Ok Vic- Mail me the place to send it, otherwise i'm going to adrres the envelop[e to my place,

SO i'll end up getting the "not-so-surprise" in my mail.

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

Mission ....Impossible?

Compton isnt one of those places you want to have a MapQuest failure. Glad to hear you accomplished your mission goal, acheived target, and detroyed it (or at least bought it) Question though...

Didnt you get hastled by the border guards at the Orange County Line? we always get that when ever we try to penetrate the "Orange Curtain" as its called here, especially when coming down thru LA county into the "Orange Zone"

Not this time...me and my "passengers" of questionable immigration status made it through this time. The trick is to make them all wear Chargers TShirts and hats....because no one that down in there luck should be hassled.

Never had a probelm in OC. Got grilled at the Riveside border crossing once and twice at the Yuma checkpoint. I guess the DOD sticker on my car wasn't good enough to prove that I actually was a citizen.

I find its real easy to make friends with the checkpoint guards and CHP officers if you have alot of Gratefull Dead stickers all over your car , or Dead Kennedy's, Black Flag, Sabbath, Cypress Hill, Cramps, you know, all them "popular" bands with cops [;)]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

Mission ....Impossible?

Compton isnt one of those places you want to have a MapQuest failure. Glad to hear you accomplished your mission goal, acheived target, and detroyed it (or at least bought it) Question though...

Didnt you get hastled by the border guards at the Orange County Line? we always get that when ever we try to penetrate the "Orange Curtain" as its called here, especially when coming down thru LA county into the "Orange Zone"

Not this time...me and my "passengers" of questionable immigration status made it through this time. The trick is to make them all wear Chargers TShirts and hats....because no one that down in there luck should be hassled.

Never had a probelm in OC. Got grilled at the Riveside border crossing once and twice at the Yuma checkpoint. I guess the DOD sticker on my car wasn't good enough to prove that I actually was a citizen.

I find its real easy to make friends with the checkpoint guards and CHP officers if you have alot of Gratefull Dead stickers all over your car , or Dead Kennedy's, Black Flag, Sabbath, Cypress Hill, Cramps, you know, all them "popular" bands with cops [;)]

You call that "music"

Vic- What kind of Crap is that?

Is that Balerina music or somehitng-
Aronold would be ashamed.

What next Vic?

Freddy Trash and the dumpsters?
Punjambi MC?

[vsmith]

I'm trying to help Dan with his commute, CHP officer just love seing those kind of stickers on cars, they love to pull them over and chat with them about where they've been and what there doing on their highway and look thru their cars for band memorabilia (CD's, posters, bongs, grass, speed)[;)]

[Anonymous]

Quit trying to cover your tracks- Its nobody elseses fault but yours that you listen to bad "music"

No excuses excepted..

[:D]

[dharmon]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

I'm trying to help Dan with his commute, CHP officer just love seing those kind of stickers on cars, they love to pull them over and chat with them about where they've been and what there doing on their highway and look thru their cars for band memorabilia (CD's, posters, bongs, grass, speed)[;)]

Yeah.....<In the Office Space kind of voice> ...that'd be great. What I really need is to break up the monotony of my daily commute is a chat with CHP. Wasn't 1 May opening day of the road rage season?? I need to stop by Wallyworld and get some more ammo.....and speaking of road rage.......with the heat here the past few days....I found the long lost crayon in my car.......I now have a multi-color Husky liner.

[Anonymous]

Oh i see, this is one of those Big inside jokes, that you had to see a certain movie to understand..

That would explain it.

So we got Dan talking in a weird voice, and Vic listening to "video killed the radio star" type of music.

No, I completely understand now.

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Oh i see, this is one of those Big inside jokes, that you had to see a certain movie to understand..

That would explain it.

So we got Dan talking in a weird voice, and Vic listening to "video killed the radio star" type of music.

No, I completely understand now.

Kevin, now I know you have NO idea what type of music i was referring too, do you?


Black Flag is about as MTV as having Bill Clinton speak at a Republican Fund Raiser! Pure hard as steel driven punk!

Cramps? see above...

SF bay area punk band Dead Kennedy's was sooo loved by the Los Angeles Police Dept that they drove all the way down to Long Beach, outside thier jurisdiction to raid a Kennedy's concert and start a riot by attacking the listeners.

Gratefull Dead, well as Jerry Garcia said, ".. if you can remember the 60's, you werent there.."

Cypress Hill, you can smell the Hip-Hop from here!

These are the bumper stickers that will get you pulled over by the CHP just because they dont like you. A Deadhead or a Cypress Hill sticker is like saying "I got Weed, I got Weed!"

and a Kennedy's sticker say's "I hate authority, and cop's hate me!"

And Black Flag will get you pulled over because listening at full volumn to the live album "Who's got the 10 1/2" is like having a electric guitar blasting at fighter jet decible ranges!

[Anonymous]

Vic, I know 70% of those bands, I was simply mocking you.


What VIC? You don't like "Video killed the Radio star?"

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Vic, I know 70% of those bands, I was simply mocking you.


What VIC? You don't like "Video killed the Radio star?"

Of course I do, why in fact there are few things i would rather do than listen that song, here are a few...

I'd rather have my thumb removed with a blunt object..

I'd rather stick my hand into a lawn mower ...

I'd rather have my reproductive system removed in a farm machine accident...

I'd rather stick my head into a rotating machine....

and finally..

I'd rather have my head set on fire, and have it put out with a sledgehammer..

than listen to " Video Killed The Radio Star"

[dharmon]

Kevin.....you moron!!!!

Everybody knows that Vic is the president of the Toni Basil Fan Club....

OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU BLOW MY MIND....

HEY MICKEY!!!!!!!

[mudchicken]

Thank You! Bergie for dealing with the forum spammer and sending him the great electronic trash heap in Hades....[^][^][^]

[vsmith]

Actually i was kinda dissapointed we had to delete that one, mostly because we were starting to take it down a rather rocky and humorous pathway, Oh Well, Glad i saved my reply to Macguy, I'll repost it on the humor thread, that way we can see if anyone else laughs!

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by dharmon

Kevin.....you moron!!!!

Everybody knows that Vic is the president of the Toni Basil Fan Club....

OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU BLOW MY MIND....

HEY MICKEY!!!!!!!

LOL Really Dan.. <in his best high-pitched girls vioce>

TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE, WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

[vsmith]

Didnt I mention something about fingers and rotating machinery?

[vsmith]

Wel I might as well just post this here, this was originally on the "get rich quick" thread before it got nuked, I thought it was a humorous reply to a humurous reply from Macguy,

"QUOTE: Originally posted by macguy

I would love to play along, but right now I am helping a nice south african prince unload his riches into an offshore account before his country takes it from him.

He's gonna pay me a percentage as soon as the money is transfered, all I had to do was give him my account number.

I'll give this thing a try once I get my money from the african prince."


Hey Macguy,

I'm the Crown Prince of Bullshitania, a very small nation on the border between the US and Mexico, we have been invaded by the evil Killer Bees from South America and must abandon our beloved homeland until the invaders can bee expelled. Since you have experience with this process can you help me transfer the entire royal treasury of $10 million Bogarts, our National Currency, to a safe haven in the US, All I need is your personal checking and savings account numbers so I can transfer the funds, also your credit card numbers, and social security card numbers to help streamline the approval process, can you help me?


PS this offer is open to all you fools, I mean friends out there,

Please help Bullshitania rise again!

[Anonymous]

I jsut saw Dan raise his hand.. he's a bit shy.. so we'll give him a minute to come forward.


Don't be shy Dan, were glad you can help Bullshitania rise again!

[vsmith]

All donations ARE tax deductable of course....

[Anonymous]

yup! Dan Really wants ot be apart now!

[dharmon]

Sorry, all of my income seems to be going towards helping another fairy-tale land ....California ... price itself into extinction....

[vsmith]

Come on Dan there's alway room for more down home in Bullshitania, Our capital city Crapitola, is beauti-ful. We can have a luxery 40' single wide mobile home set up for you on the banks of the lovely Blue Drainube River next to picturesque Lake Septica. Yup you to will be living just like the Royal family!

[vsmith]

Forget to mention, the fishing is GREAT! All you got to do is just walk along the shoreline and pick up ALL YOU WANT! Yes sir-re bob! And when you get tired of the fishing hunting is even easier, just kick back on your front porch with both barrels of Ol' Betsy loaded and wait for "dinner" to come down from the bushes to the shoreline for the free fishplate, all ya gotta do is train Old' Yeller to fetch it after you've plugged 'it! Them critters' is good eatin'.

[vsmith]

Of course this vacation paradise can only be yours AFTER we errdiacated the viscious South American Killer Bee invasion.

So send those checks, bank account #'s and credit card accounts to ME,

Vittorio Smithola, Crown Prince of Bullshitania.

[Anonymous]

Please allow me to introduce myself, sir. My name is Motombo Ungawa and I was formerly the chief aide to the Crown Prince of Bullshitania. The crown prince is in grave danger of being deposed, and I have been entrusted to locate a safe bank account in the United States for $46 million U.S. Currency. If you can help, please send me your bank account and a pizza...........[(-D]

Please note. The solicitor who has contacted this thread earlier is a FRAUD and is trying to steal this money.

[Anonymous]

Please allow me to ask, what are them women like In Bullshitania?

[vsmith]

WARNING

Motombo Ungawa is NOT a member of the my staff, he is an EVIL secret repesentative of the South American Killer Bee's that have invaded our county.

His goal is to corner the Honey market and open a string of cheap Indian casinos just across the border to drain Americans of their cash and get them hooked on his Killer Bee Honeyrolls.

This plan is of his is ILLEGAL in Bullshitania. Only the Royal Family can open casinos, Its OUR PLAN, DAMMIT! and we'll add the Honeyrolls as soon as the beesuits arrive... but we need your help to buy them, so please send those account #'s[;)]

[vsmith]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Please allow me to ask, what are them women like In Bullshitania?

The Ambasador from East Germany says our gals are the Hottest!

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by vsmith

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman

Please allow me to ask, what are them women like In Bullshitania?

The Ambasador from East Germany says our gals are the Hottest!

holy shaza! i'm packing up! here i come...

[dharmon]

Hello,

My name is Gray Davis, and I am the recently deposed dictator of California. If you provide me with your account information, you can help me return to power and........